The Hall of Fodder Updated:

SlaveName	Rank	Slayer	DeathThroe
Godzillius Blitz	2	Calaleus	Axehead in the head
Ajtuck	1	Godzillius Blitz	Crushed Windpipe and Suffocation
The Hunter	1	JAGus "Mad" MAXimus	New Entrée: Shishka-heart
Rizarro	2	JAGus "Mad" MAXimus	Didn't See the Crowbar Coming
Thickthumbs the Violent Tempered	1	Rizarro	Machete Embedded in Skull
Myrdrimor	1	Calaleus	Lost his Head to an Axe
Coffee Warlord	1	Qwikshot	Lost his Head to a Machete
Jeeberus Dee	1	MC²	Neck/Axe Incompatability Issues
DeToxusRoxus	1	Hokius Maximus	Cut in Twain by Chainsaw
HellAntic	1	Split Peon the First	Lost his Head to a Machete
Sinister Vibes	1	The Chief	Axe Embedded in Chest
Kingfc22	1	Fattoe the Smashifier	Brained by Lead Pipe
Gaius Julius Vincius	1	Fattoe the Smashifier	Severed Artery in Leg
Flatulon	1	Little Jeebie Dee	Longsword Caught in Neck
Ca$h Money	1	Love Hurts	Bloodloss to Bloodhaus

I'll train in Defensive, please.

It's just Karma, at some point you know he'll face one of Blade's guys, who'll finally have a chance at killing GB instead of the other way around ;)

Dear dear, I love this dynasty. :)

There's a LOT of people gunning to kill GB. :)

The illustrious X-Com history of Coffee Warlord and his son....lessee here.

Coffee Warlord Sr...died so fast he had the award renamed after him.

Coffee Warlord Jr...survived the war, a hero of the Mars Invasion. Of course, he was not permitted to carry a damn WEAPON during the Mars Invasion.

Hooo yeah. GB will pay in Thunderdome! PAY! Erik Smash!

From now on, every fighter that GB brings forward should be named Kenny. :D

Oh. and Little Jeebie Dee, your a$$ is mine. Do you accept the challenge?

JAGus will take some normal training.

Poor Ca$h Money, if you weren't such a skinny wimp you might have had more blood in your body and won.

Ouch. Axehead to the face. I just hate when that happens. Damn 'bot.

Godzillius Blitz's son steps forward:
Name: Godzillius Blitz II
Weapon: Longsword

Reading the above posts, I didn't realize how many people wanted revenge for X-COM! I'm starting to get a feel for how the Yankees must feel when they play on the road. :) I'm ready. Bring it on, people.

Can we make challenges before we're picked up by a house?

Great stuff, RH, by the way!

Slave Name: Mikail Vicious
Weapon: Machete

You can make challenges, however, just be aware that there is a possibility that it is nullified if you end up joining the same house as your opponent.

all together now:

Two Men Enter! One Man Leaves! Two Men Enter! One Man Leaves!

I need a challenge, CHALLENGE ME.

Qwik, I'll put you in a shallow grave if that is what you seek.

I'll challenge Mikail Vicious!

Gunther GoBoom looks forward to eating Dr. Fantastic's brain on cracker.

Saltine is okay, but Gunther prefers brains on Wheat Thin.

I'll make sure you suffer the same fate as your father! Well, with a machete instead of an axe of course! Har har har!

...and a McRib?

Food always tastes better after you've stuck your heel through another man's chest.

That was, by far, my favorite highlight so far.

The first post has been updated to include the current slaves on the auction block for Friday. If I have missed anybody, let me know.

Hornsmaniac = 23 wound

Definately more powerful and stronger then ever.

You can't win, Fattoe. If you strike him down, he shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

You forgot RAVEN HAWK, hater!

That imposter was sold at last Friday's auction to Malice Unchained. In fact, I believe that he has an outstanding challenge from MC² . . .

I, Blade the Mighty, challenge Mucius "The Lefty" Scaevola. I will do my best to make sure that the left hand is all you have left when I am done...

:D

You're all talk...:) Prove it.

Eh, I accept. :) I didn't see it, or my name on your list.

Ohhh, how i await that day...the fruition of all my anger...that will be the day i reclaim my honor...unless he kills me....then it will really start to suck for the Blade family... :(

What's wounds? And why am I a cheap slut?

Best you focus on Thursday's fight before dreaming of vengeance. You die quickly in every dynasty, not just mine. Hell, you could probably die in a TCY dynasty. I can see the play-by-play now:

1-10-ORST47 (15:00) ORST 19 Blade6119 ran off left guard for 1 yard. Tackled by BOIS 34 Buckner.

2-09-ORST48 (14:34) ORST 19 Blade6119 pass completed to 82 Stargell for 21 yards. Tackled by BOIS 53 Rosehill.

1-10-BOIS31 (13:59) ORST 19 Blade6119 pass was dropped by 82 Stargell.
ORST 19 Blade6119 was hit by sniper on the play. He is dead.

Heh!

LOL, nice buddy! I am at a loss for a comeback....give me some time to think on this one... :D

Scaevola accepts the challenge of Blade the Tighty-Whitey. Your head will look quite fetching at the top of my spear.

Very funny GB. :)

Awesome, GB!

SI

Slave Name: King II
Weapon: Warhammer

Give me Professor Plum in the arena with NO leadpipe!!

Prepare to die!!!

Thanks, guys. Glad you liked it. :)

Wow--that didn't sound like a fun death for Ca$h.

Windstorm 1 (notice I'm so confident I've already started numbering my people. :D)
Challenges - Blade from The House of Four Fingers


I'll train defensive (if I can)

Since Little Jeebie Dee is too cowardly to accept my invitation to his death, I openly challenge any available rank 2 or higher opponent. I want a fight that is worthy of the greatness that is Split Peon the First.


[edited to include available rank 3 fighters]

Gunther GoBoom want chainsaw in his fight.

Gunther GoBoom like chainsaw.

Chainsaw good at opening up other fighters.

Gunther GoBoom prefer Poulan chainsaw, but Ryobi okay.

Notes:

The first post has been updated with people's training and Tuesday's card has been updated with accepted challenges.

MikeVic: Wounds are a measure of how tough you are, in effect, your hit points. You're a cheap slut for many reasons, I'm sure ;) . As it applies to this game, though, it is because you got a crappy draw. Wounds increase by +2 each rank you raise, so if you can survive a couple of matches, you'll be better off.

GB: LMAO!

albionmoonlight: You are correct, that was horrible way to die, especially since Love Hurts couldn't hit him again. If you didn't notice, that was a hell of an upset by Love Hurts. If he didn't get that shot in when he did, Ca$h would have devastated him with the chains. Feel free to enroll your next fighter. ;)

Breeze: Unfortunately, you can't train until one of the following events occurs:
1. You win a match
2. You reach a multiple of (5) in prestige points.
3. You make it to the offseason alive (the season is 10 weeks long, Thursday will be weak 4)

Also, I'll be doing the weapon draws for Thursday's matches sometime this afternoon.

Shouldn't Calaleus be level 3?

You are correct, sir! Fixed.

Ok, finals are close enough to over. I'm in.

Slave: Parvus Caesar (think: "pizza! pizza!")
Weapon: Knife

SI

Gunther GoBoom suddenly like MikeVic.