Apparently the Japanese have built Cat torture machines then, which are being marketed as cat baths

Those machines look like the microwaves you see in 7-11s.

I guess you must bounce around like you are being burned whenever you bathe?

How do you know they were being burned?

Yes it's a repeat. No, I don't care. (Not aimed at anyone in particular)

Maybe this is something we can all agree upon...

Or maybe this.

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Beautiful!

Now I'm waiting for someone to get on my ass about Gungan abuse.

I think that we ALL support Gungan abuse.

One of those girls looks like my wifes cousin. I'll have to show her.

Seriously, did you suffer a blow to the head today? First, you don't seem to know that cats as a rule don't like getting wet. Then, you don't understand that saying the cat is acting like it is getting burned is not the same as saying the cat is actually being burned.

Lakers fans.... :rant:

Only one of them?

Oh, and before I forget to ask...is the wife's cousin married? :D

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Gotcha. Next you will be telling me cats don't mind water


Did the Lakers kill a cat or something?

So when Kodos said "I guess you must bounce around like you are being burned whenever you bathe?" and you replied "How do you know they were being burned?", you're saying that response was you being sarcastic......gotcha.

Yeah, Bug......you might want to quit while you're ahead. You aren't playing devil's advocate very well here.

I personally, care much more about people than animals.

Lets see, A. person getting water boarded or B. a cat bath machine.......hmmmm I think I'll go with option B there.

By the way I like the signature there. It made me go kick my neighbors cat. Are you going to come track me down now?

I think someone should have the finger nails removed with plyers for getting these cats wet ;)

Bubbles Pet Spa - Hydrobath

Enjoy!

The person is getting waterboarded because they decided it would be fun to torture an animal (you know, just desserts and that kind of thing). Both are just harmlessly exposing some creature to a little water in a way it doesn't like but that doesn't inflict much true physical damage.

Don't worry. I won't go looking for you, but if someone at some future date punches you in the face for any reason, I wouldn't feel all that bad about it.

humans > cats

Just saying.

innocent animals > douchebags

Just saying.

But I'm glad you've stepped out of the shadows to show what a big man you are.

Noted, but I would still save a douchebag over an animal.

+1

Moist pussy is love...wet cat is not.

I'm a douche for saying you are sensitive to animals? Or was it the little guy comment? What is it that got you so riled up to called me a douchebag?

Are people not allowed to disagree with you?

FTR, I thought his d-bag comment was directed toward those actually torturing the cats, not you. Anyway, that's why I added the +1.

This cat looks happy to go in the water :devil:



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The thread for images so cool that they belong in this thread and the drama they bring.

Latest drama is far more idiotic than all the boxings combined.

If this board had a +rep system, you'd be getting some right now.
Edit: I'll uphold the top-of-page tradition when I get home from work.

Tits or GTFO.

Here is how I came to conclude that you are a douchebag:

I stated that I am against causing an innocent animal to suffer, especially if it is done for "entertainment". Your statements pretty much said you were okay with the cat suffering. Therefore, you are a douchebag in my book.

People can disagree with me all they like. I don't care if you think I'm a sensitive little pussy or not. I'm sure you also don't care what I think about you. I'm not going to waste any more time on you. Feel free to go back to your douchebaggery.

Actually, people crying about getting boxed for posting pictures that they know push the envelope is pretty pathetic.

Such a little... catfight.. we have going on.




That's Gold Jerry!!! :D

Firestarter

War of words for another thread:



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That's a bit overboard

Agreed.

Notice I didn't say otherwise.

Ok, now you're a trolling douchebag.

I'm sorry. I just couldn't pass up the chance to piss Kodos off. I won't post anything like that again. Sorry to offend anyone else.

Heh, reminds me of the closing scene with Cartman in imagination land.

Agreed.


High Five!!! I love a moist pussy!

I actually have this chess/checkers set.

/tk

Focus on the Jaw/Chin

I give up

The one the left is out of place wouldn't you say?

Not to add fuel to any fire, but I have a pair of siblings. The girl cat will walk around the tub when a shower is being taken, and doesn't mind the water. The brother will just hop in and stand there and take it.

Neither one has ever seemed to mind. It still boggles my mind.

I love it when people make arguments like this in any of the animal cruelty threads. See: The multiple Michael Vick threads where this nonsense was trotted out.

No one ever said cats > humans or dogs > humans, so you're basically just making a meaningless post because you're nothing more than a trollish asshat.

Yeah, the option wasn't really who was going to be tortured, a human or a pet there, so the discussion humans > cats doesn't even make sense there.

If you want to debate, then the question is if your entertainment > animals, which I would hope for the majority of people the answer would be no.

Her chin looks like Karl Malone's elbow?

winner.

My point, if you care to go back and read, was pretty simple.

Kodos said whoever put the cat in the machine needed to be water boarded or punched in the face. My point basically was that the punishment of water boarding a person for causing stress to a cat was a little excessive.

The name calling is good and creative. Keep them coming.

By the way, I have heard the term "trolling" thrown out there a couple of times today. What does that mean? I usually just come to this thread to look at pictures.

Its when you act like a Nordic giant.

See: Troll - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Even if we were to take Kodos' waterboarding comment literally (I for one took it as use of hyperbole to make a point), your argument still doesn't make sense as I'm sure the cat was not being punished for torturing some other animal.

As for the namecalling, well someone who sits behind a computer and calls people sissies for not enjoying a video where a cat is suffering is an asshat and a troll.

since when is giving a cat a bath torture??

sure most cats don't like water, but i'm not sure i'd classify making it so your cat doesn't fucking REEK to be torture

Having grown up with 7 or 8 cats total, I honestly can not recall a single one that even smelled slightly funky. Christ, I thought the low maintenance was the only reason to own one.

Not that I want to throw my hat in the ring with this silly argument(not even an asshat), stank ass cats that need a bath is news to me.

No one said simply giving a cat a bath was torture.


Really? It doesn't matter how you do it, if the end goal is that the cat doesn't smell bad, that means it's not torture? No matter how you go about doing it, it's ok?

I knew guys liked to talk about pussy but man some of you guys are talking about the wrong ONE.

I'm pretty sure a machine designed to wash animals, including cats, which has also been approved by the Board of Veterinary Medicine, might not be considered torture. I don't think anyone disagrees that the machine should have been stopped sooner then it was, but the machine itself isn't torture, no matter how much all/most/some (depending on Kodos mood) cats don't like water

This is a really dumb argument, especially in this thread. I'll drop it, but I just need to clarify this real quick.

I took Kodos literally, don't know him. I don't think any human should suffer physical pain for causing stress to a cat or any other animal. Just my opinion. Never said the bath was punishment for the cat.

I never called anyone a sissy. I just don't know anyone who is that sensitive to animals. Never had one in my life.

Lastly, it doesn't take a lot of balls to sit behind your computer and call someone names knowing damn well they will never get their hands on you. So keep it up. You sound like a real tough guy.

And I'd say all of that is at least debatable, but I was specifically responding to DT's choice in his words. It gets tiring seeing people so often reword what people said. No one in this thread said anything remotely close to "giving a cat a bath is torture". But I guess it's a habit people pick up when they spend so much time in political threads.

Anyway, here's an image, since this the images thread afterall.

i'm biased against cats at the moment because the people in my new apartment had one before me, and it obviously pissed and shat on the rug, because the carpeted areas of the apartment (namely the bedroom + closet) REEKED when I moved in. Bedroom is okay now, closet still needs another cleaning. And I'm going to have to leave air freshener or spray deoderizer by the washer/dryer and also in the coat closet.

fucking smelly ass cat.

And all of that would have still been the case even if they gave the cat a bath every single day. Your beef is not with cats or with the people who previously had the apartment, but your landlord. Didn't you do a walkthrough before taking the apartment?

I want to subscribe to this fellow's newsletter.

Give me a break. Your "sensitive guy. How sweet." comment was clearly implying just that.


Oh, make no mistake about it, I don't think for a second that it makes me a tough guy or it takes any balls. I'm simply calling it as I see it.

Oh of course. And they've been great about getting it fixed so far, at no cost to me. But it's still irritating.

Dude how can I call anyone a sissy. I am watching the Bachelorette with my wife right now :D

Uh...who was boxed this time?

Unfortunately, not Bako.

IMO

Can you guys start your own thread and take this stupid ass cat conversation there please? Or at least post a cool image to go along with your comment.

Yes please, where can one eat this?

It is my experience that in the taste department, nearly all of the epic bacon culinary creations are fucking nasty, and most importantly taste worse than bacon.

It turns out there's a reason bacon is sliced thin and cooked with direct heat, on both sides, at a high temperature. Screw with that formula at your peril.

Bacon turducken is a good example....sounds absolutely terriffic....but look closely at that bacon, it looks like charcoal, alternating with patches of under-the-weave, under-cooked, unrendered bacon that was effectively slow-steamed. Not yumm.

Also, why does dude have his shirt off?

More room for belly expansion.

Very true. While bacon is wonderful, it only works in certain scenarios.

Way to ruin bacon, rednecks :P. My favorite bacon is cooked in the microwave but not too long. It must come out soggy with the fat still off-white. oh yum. hate crispy bacon.

Urphhh. That is just nasty.

Very nasty, bacon is best when it is crisp

Very nasty, bacon is best when it is crisp

I love you man. If the bacon isn't limp, it's overdone.

New thread: Signs that make English teachers weep.

aka "Tea Party rally pics"

Ahem

Based on his shirt he obviously is a fan of historical baseball and was telling former St. Louis Cardinals player Charlie Moran to get a brain.

Bacon has to be cooked on a stove and not in a microwave. And not crispy, soft. Yummy.

Just had a double pork experience last night...pork tenderloin wrapped in bacon done on the grill...delicious!! Spice rub on the tenderloin for a few hours then seared in all it's porky goodness. Let it cool a little bit and then wrapped in bacon and tossed it on the grill using indirect heat...super yummy!!!!

I can't wait to eat the sandwiches I made with the leftovers for lunch today!!

Next time I will be taking a picture...my apologies.

Please tell me that is fake.

Is the quote real?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N2uQ7Fg_Uk

Making bacon crispy is like cooking Filet Mignon until it's well done. Why ruin the meat by over cooking it?