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Oklahoma City mother accused of slapping, punching two teachers | NewsOK.com
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Red Lobster for romance? Isn't that cruel and unusual punishment?
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I think it's around 300,000. So your basic small-to-medium size city here, except that people probably don't move in and out nearly as much. |
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Gary Parrish Former Memphis Tiger Roburt Sallie has apparently been cut from a team in Spain for taking penis enlargement pills. |
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Maybe not so strange, but, one quote from the person doing the suing, which is funny and then one bit of trivia about the person that is doing the suing that sets off my ironometer.
NC high court to hear case of $14K hospital bill - Yahoo! Finance The quote: "The reasonable man could find these charges unreasonable." The bit of irony: A lawyer for more than 30 years, Talford is representing himself. His license to practice law was suspended in 2009 after the North Carolina State Bar determined he charged an excessive fee... |
This guy has been digging out his basement since 1997, using nothing but scale model RC equipment. Everything from the digging to the removal of dirt is all done with model excavators and dump trucks.
http://jalopnik.com/5884800/since-19...tion-equipment |
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I don't know if it's really "strange" given the name of the restaurant...but still kinda "funny" (not the ha-ha kind).
Original story is at Fox 5 Vegas. Consumerist and HuffPo Food picked it up, each with different "other" details. /tk |
I think the law of averages would make this just a matter of time for someone to have a heart attack in a place called Heart Attack Cafe. :)
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Welp, looks like Ahjmenjadefasfsdfsd (however it's spelled) is just distracting us with all this nuclear talks stuff.
We're fucked.... Iran's female ninjas Photos | Iran's female ninjas Pictures - Yahoo! News |
Ahhhh....ain't family great?
Man tries to evict 98-year-old mom from Conn. home - Yahoo! News Another son, Jack Kantorowski, tells WTNH-TV that his brother is a "scumbag." |
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Man Pepper Sprayed At Disney World [Video, NSFW]
First of all... Disney World is in Florida. Disneyland is in California. Get it right! Second... "Our security cast member..." REALLY? Holy cripes, that's got to be at least 5 rungs below mall cop on the law enforcement coolness scale. "Hey, you kids, stop that right now or I'll call a Disney security cast member!" |
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I'd pay good money for a Dsiney Experience where Donald Duck beat the crap out of unruly people with Lumiere - complete with Lumiere screaming obscenities in a French accent, of course.
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In other news:
Wheelchair Man Charged In Convenience Store Robbery « CBS Miami A Chiefland man’s cunning plan to hold up a convenience store with a knife all went south, according to police, when his wheelchair got stuck in the sand behind the store when he tried to make his get away. |
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If people are going to restrict my ability to read emails while driving, they damn sure better do something about skiing with coffee.
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From what I've read they didn't replace the meal, but gave the child nuggets in addition to the meal. It's still silly, but it isn't as bad as this article makes it out to be. |
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I think the school was right in objecting to the lunch. Who the hell knows what goes into "homemade turkey"? :p
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I think it is bull shit. Nothing was wrong with her lunch.
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Just wait until the first crazy sport parent sends their kid to Mexico to get this done because little MJ didn't make varsity basketball. Then the interwebs will blow up :)
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Never have I wanted more to be Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Girl eats 4,000 washing-up sponges | The Sun |News |
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I'm more afraid of dying a stupid death than of just dying.
NC man dies after drinking gasoline and then smoking | smoking, dies, drinking - The Star Online : The Newspaper of Cleveland County |
Auto correct error causes Georgia high school lockdown *| ajc.com
GAINESVILLE, Ga. — Authorities say West Hall High School went on lockdown thanks to an auto correct error in a text message that was accidentally sent to the wrong number by a student. The Gainesville Times reports that a student at Lanier Technical College unintentionally sent the text message that meant to say "gunna be at west hall today" but auto correct changed the first word to "gunman." When someone in the West Hall community received the text message on Wednesday, they alerted law enforcement. A lockdown was placed at West Hall high school and middle schools and was lifted after authorities traced the message to the student and realized the text was not a threat. Hall County Sheriff's office spokesman Sgt. Stephen Wilbanks says the student had no intentions of harm. .... although before we say much about the overzealous nature of security, probably have to consider both the timing (day after the Ohio incident) AND this story from my HS alma mater that happened yesterday as well Pickens High student accused of having pipe bomb *| ajc.com A Pickens High School student is in custody over an apparent pipe bomb, the Pickens County Sheriff's Office said. Charges are pending after authorities said they responded to a suspicious device, which appeared to be a pipe bomb, Wednesday around 4:30 p.m. at the student's residence. Investigators believe the student had the device, which was deemed an explosive, on school property earlier in the day. Law enforcement officials, working with the Pickens County Board of Education, searched the school and pronounced it safe for everyone to return Thursday. Extra deputies will be on hand, the sheriff’s office said. The investigation is continuing. |
Flight attendant, his swinger wife and her lover 'used Craigslist to find a dog for sex'
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Meth Addict Accidentally Burns Down World's Fifth-Oldest Tree (Updated)
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Because he's been a naughty sith.
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I imagine sales of the mid-drop pictures wouldn't be as brisk as the usual roller coaster.
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TAPPS was the athletic league my high school was affiliated with. I also saw elsewhere that the game will be played at Nolan, my alma mater. |
How do (did) we know it's the world's fifth oldest tree?
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This must be the designer's warm-up act: New winged roller coaster ‘the Swarm’ rips the arms off crash test dummies | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News |
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You can now buy an entire house from IKEA. Not just the furniture, but the whole entire house.
Home Sales: Now You Can Buy an Entire House from IKEA | NewsFeed | TIME.com |
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Mars Hill church again a source of controversy | Local & Regional | Seattle News, Weather, Sports, Breaking News | KOMO News
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Asked if she had the right to the public assistance money, Clayton answered, "I kind of do. I have no income, and I have bills to pay. I have two houses." Fantastic. |
Here's a free life lesson. If a guy with road rage gets out of his car, and cracks your windshield with a karate chop, for the love of God don't roll down your window, because your face is likely next.
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This is bizarre - a a bunny makes headlines in Germany for being born without ears, and in the course of all the publicity about him, he's killed by a cameraman who accidentally stepped on him.
It's like the Circle of [Media] Life  In this photo taken Wednesday, March 14, 2012, a two-week old earless bunny sits on the hands of a keeper at the zoo in Limbach-Oberfrohna, eastern Germany. The bunny that was a rising star on Germany's celebrity animal scene had its 15 minutes of fame brought to an abrupt end when he was accidentally stepped on by a television cameraman. The fate of 17-day-old Til the bunny with a genetic defect was plastered across German newspapers on Thursday, the same day a small zoo in Saxony was to have presented him to the world at a press conference. The unidentified cameraman who had been filming the bunny in its enclosure Wednesday told Bild he hadn't seen Til, who had buried himself in hay, when he took a step backward. (AP Photo/dapd, Uwe Meinhold) |
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Shit, this is March, not February. I need more coffee.
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Is it the Chinese Alfred Molina?
Chinese gangster’s ‘stolen’ cell phone pictures going viral | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News |
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Those look horrible. Paul McCartney looks homeless.
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This isn't all that strange, but certainly it's incredibly painful.
Ex-Girlfriend Busted For Brutal Scrotum Attack | The Smoking Gun The real reason I posted this was because he had his scrotum nearly torn off and he was transported to Ball Memorial Hospital. Talk about a doomed trip. "Tske me anywhere but there, please!" |
Metro police shocked by man's wild crime spree - WSMV Channel 4
Some funny stuff in this article: Officers said Todd broke into the Slaughterhouse and stole a Taser, revolver and shotgun. Then, they said he shot the business up, stole a T-shirt and set the business on fire. Police said Todd then found four people leaving a local bar. He held them at gunpoint, tased one, pistol whipped another, then took off with their cash and credit cards. Five minutes later investigators said Todd carjacked a cab at gunpoint, then headed off to commit fraud, and used his newly acquired stolen credit cards to buy food. "He was able to find the Walmart on Nolensville. He goes there and purchased $199 worth of items," said Blackburn. Next stop: Hotel Indigo at 6 a.m. Police said Todd broke into a law office there, ransacked the business then defecated on a desk, smearing feces on some of the framed law degrees. He then knocked on several hotel room doors pretending to be a female housekeeper. In one case, police said Todd stole $600 from a Canadian couple at gunpoint, crying the whole time. Before taking off in his stolen cab once again, officers said Todd opted for a new look. "We have him on video leaving the hotel with a shaved head," said Blackburn. At 9 a.m., police said Todd crashed the stolen cab into a parking garage. At 11:30 a.m., he hailed a new one and headed to Opryland, then held the cab driver at knifepoint. Police finally caught up with Todd at noon. They said he was hiding on top of Opryland, submerged in a water-cooling vat with water up to his nose. |
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This is one of the reasons why I do not use public bathrooms...you never know how long it's been since it was last cleaned. Oh, they have their little handy dandy piece of paper on the door with check marks on it, but, that doesn't mean the bathroom was actually cleaned. |
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