Not me, but ask, and you shall receive.

I make her laugh. I truly am lucky.

word. i keep my wife laughing, too, and i consider myself a very lucky person cuz she's married to me.

Is that a casio calculator watch? What a sexy beast! Break me off a piece of that.

I don't get it. Is it the trees - what? :confused:

edit: I would have taken a role in the Blair Witch Project if given the chance though.

Me and Wife on wedding day last June. I have a tight grip on her otherwise she'd escape.

pregnant chicks are cool! :D :cool:

Coug, you wonder how many here will not get that reference.

Abraham Lincoln's son Willie had a Zouave doll.

Since I was told that this is the proper thread to post new pics, I am shamelessly reposting. Here are the latest pics from when we travelled to San Diego to see family and friends:


Our son Landon (15 months old) hamming it up for the camera.


Our daughter Larissa (4 years old) acting as if she was an adult.



Dodgerchick (Lorena) confused on how to handle someone else's child.


Time for the goofy faces that I can embarass the child with when she gets older.


Landon (bottom right) is trying to figure out why he is part of this family.

Cute kids, Antmeister and Dodgerchick :)

Thanks...we have two, sometimes normal, Blaxican (Black-Hispanic) children who demand attention 15 hours a day (yes we are lucky, it's only 15).

I was reading a little about the 11th NY Infantry (First Fire Zouaves), ahem, performance at First Bull Run and I believe that no troops were ever so unprepared as where they were placed on the field. Willie must have grabbed one as they ran all the way back to NYC.

That's a keeper. :)

Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!

(Sorry, had to. :D )

Little red riding hood dressed up in paintball gear?

'The Village II: NerdBeast"

This reminds me of a group of people I met when I went into a cave for the first time. We got to the cave kind of late at night (around 10 p.m. or so on a Friday night), and as we were getting ready to enter, a group of LARP'ers was getting ready to enter the cave, too. So, we chatted with them a little bit, and it turned out that they were just going to go to the first main room in the cave to do their LARP'ing (about 100' into the cave), and would hopefully be done by the time we were through exploring the cave and ready to camp out for the night ("camp out" in the sense that we were going to sleep in the cave, but the only real "fire" we'd have going was carbide...). Anyway, we did our thing, going through the cave, and when we came back to the main room, the LARP'ers were still at it. They had dragged in various branches, small trees, skulls, candles, swords, etc, not to mention their costumes...
So, since they were in the same place that we were intending to camp, we just sat to the side and watched them for awhile. The leader called a special "time out" or whatever you do in LARP'ing to inform his fellow LARP'ers that a group of "speeee-lunkers" (as he pronounced it, heavy on the "e") would be watching but weren't a part of the game. What followed after that was just some of the most...interesting, amusing, and confusing action I've ever seen. They would throw little packets of something or the other at eachother, saying things like "swamp gas poison! 10 foot radius!" and other stuff...truly, I don't understand how they enforce things in LARP activities, but they seemed to be having fun so I guess that was worth it.
Needless to say, I'll never forget either my first caving experience nor the LARP'ers...and every time I see something that reminds me of one or the other, the complimentary pair comes right to mind. So, thanks, CW, for reminding me of my first cave trip.

/tk

crap, i always read this crap when you're GONE :mad: yeah yeah fantasy wedding,and it was more like ok, we got a kid and i aint going back to work so we better do this so i can have insurance :rolleyes: omg the romance of it all, but yeah living together rocked..but dont forget you're marrying me again next yr for our anniversary, ive already got the dress pattern and im starting invitations soon you jerk...june 30, 2006, vegas, be there or be freakn dead:)

I just love the drama on this board. Cringer is in hot water. How will he respond? Stay tuned for the next episode of The Guiding FOFC.

Demanding more pictures of Loren and Lorena.

I'll get RIGHT on that Pumpy

Is that an ashtray with a handle?

No, it is a dish which is used for the drinking of dragon blood.

That picture was taken at the "Tournament of Kings" show at the Excalibur in Las Vegas. The meal includes tomato soup which is served in that dish. They refer to the tomato soup as "dragon blood." Throughout the serving of the meals, the audience is reminded that there were no utensils at such tournaments, so all feasting must be done without them. Neat gimmick, although I don't like tomato soup, so I gave the dragon blood to my wife.

I honestly think that with all the pictures pumpy has posted, we could do one sweet ass photo caption contest

Antmeister and I went to that show the weekend we got married. The meal included a cornish hen, broccoli, tomato soup, and 1 roll if I remember correctly. It was different eating without utensils but we enjoyed it quite a bit.

shut up already. it is not happening for the 10000000000th time! :mad:

Next years vacation time is being used to go to the Packers shareholder meeting, not for some pretend wedding.
:rolleyes:

loren- -cringer

how DAREE YOU..there is plenty of time to go ONE nite to vegas in that vacation..i always read this stuff late, had i read it earlier id never have let you have your way with me earlier :mad: no SOUP FOR YOU!

Um, px pls.........

Thx.

just bring me some food, and stop posting when I am home.

k. thnx

GF and BF at GF's Bday party tonight:

Married on June 30th?

Sweeeeeeeeet

Let them eat cake...





How 'bout that one? ;)

You saying you want some photos from me on your birthday?

Hmmm...Bobcat Goldthwaite marries Rachel Ray. Bet dinner is a riot.

the wrist bands are a nice touch.

They say it all.

There's an alternate reality universe where QuikSand posts pictures of himself on a regular basis and everyone wonders what Pumpy Tudors looks like...

Ohbytheway, Flasch's boyfriend is hot.

The She-Rahn at 37 weeks. I'm ready to pop.

Here I am modeling the modern woman's version of the mumu. For those who dare have it hug their curves....




And the depressing side view. Yes, there is just one in there.

wow - i think i found out where Saddam hid the WMD's...lol. i love pics of pregos. i even love saying the word "pregos". prego women are cute.

Picture for a second your house as clean as it is now...and realize it will never be the same for the next 18 years. Enjoy :)!

:( Not looking forward to that. Mess or chaos drives me crazy. In fact, in that first picture over my right shoulder you can see a dog toy - a pink piggy. I picked it up and put it in the basket with all the other dog toys as soon as I took this picture.

My wife needs to get friends like you to rub off on her. :)

me and my friend patti before we went to the dave concert

lol and your walls are white....yeah, you'll be grateful if you can see the floor in a couple yrs:)...but rather that than have a museum type house where the kids cant do nothing :rolleyes:

Me and my twin brother .... allegedly ... although I'm slightly slimmer now (emphasis on the word 'slightly' unfortunately ;) ).

Marc, how old are you? You can't be older than 25.

Pumpy, you always have the greatest pictures. Love the cereal killer shirt.

That said, in my head, your total existence consists of constantly getting pictures developed and then running to post a couple to this thread ;)

SI

I always knew I liked you Shorty :D

(I'm 34)

Aww hell naw. Digital camera mounted on a tripod in my computer room, baby.

After about 7 months, you just leave the toys where they are because that is less annoying than the thought of bending over to pick up the same toy for the 5th time today.

I find it helps if you think of toys strewn everywhere as quaint decor.

Mine too. :(

took you 7 months to start doing that??? I think I did it the first day one of my kids threw a toy around :D

and yes, toys as a decor is a comforting thought :)

FM

Well, he did not really start playing with his toys until 5 months. We even used to pick up his toys when he went down for naps. Then at 6 months it became, "well, he's only going to be awake and sitting on the floor playing with these in a couple hours" and they did not get picked up. Then it became, "well he's only going to be sitting on the floor playing with these again tommorrow morning"

i've been telling my family (and in-laws) that when we do have children no one will be allowed to buy them toys. i want to cut down on the amount of toys that my children will have from one year to the next. rather than the parents buying toys, plus family and extended family - i just want my wife and i to be the primary toy-buyers. and if/when i allow someone to buy my kid a toy it will have to not make any noise. call me boring, but i've told people they'd only be able to buy clothes, books or bonds.

when my kid complains about getting so many boring bonds, i'll just explain that they won't understand now, but when they reach college and want to have a car they'll appreciate having bonds to cash in and that they'll thank me later.

so i'm saying my kids will always have the latest and greatest must-haves, they just won't have a ton of toys, and not many noisy ones if i can help it.

Good idea. I've actually gotten pissed at my wife's family because of how many toys they buy. As a result, we have ended up with 3 rocking horses, a ton of big stuff we don't have room for, and just a shitload of duplicative/unnecessary stuff. We have a 6 year old and 15 month old, and we've got 3 room of toys, plus 4 boxes in the attic. I've started demanding that we send the baby toys to my wife's sister, who has a 3 month old, as soon as we decide the baby doesn't play with them any more. My goal is that in 3 years, all toys will be confined to both kids' rooms. It's freaking insane!

Stick with you plan, even if it means pissing people off.

yeah, when i say it now they think i'm kidding and laugh it off. i'm not a neat freak by any stretch of the imagination, but i don't like random clutter. i'm one of those "everything has a place" kind of people.

your situation is exactly what i'm trying to avoid (no offense intended, your children obviously are in a loving and generous family). i just don't think one little human needs to amass such a huge inventory of toys, especially since year to year new toys come which makes old ones fall out of favor. like i said, i won't be a toy nazi, come christmas they'll have a huge amount of gifts and toys and whatever they want, they just won't need 15+ people getting them toys year in and year out. yikes! i need room for my toys. :)

I used to think like that. Then I had kids.

heh

I also dislike all the frigging toys, furthermore I'll add clothes to the list. I appreciate the thought of people buying stuff for the girls, but right now they have all the toys they need. And clothes, unless you specifically ask me which size the girls are wearing at this exact moment, its pretty useless to buy them clothes. I've donated/given to friends or coworkers so much stuff that we've gotten because it was either too small, or too large(and then became seasonally inappropriate when it fit). From age 1-2 kids grow so much. Hopefully this problem will clear up some, becuase i moved closer to family, and the stores they buy stuff at are actually reasonably close to me to exchange stuff at.

Just like everyone without kids - you've got it all figured out :)

:D

FM

{Sponge-Bob voice on}

Well, good luck with that.

{/S-B voice}

HA has 10 ideas with no kids. Soon he'll have ten kids and no ideas.

This thread is starting to get off topic. I need to post pictures.

sexy girlfriend!

oh shi

how old is Shorty3281?


he looks so young.

Open the floodgates...

I'm gonna slam down with new pics of me and Wyoming chicks soon as I get a chance to get 'em.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Has anyone told Mrs. HA?

im 13

magnolia being tortured by GF:

That's disturbing.

You GF put one of her bikinis on the dog?
Or is it one of YOUR bikinis, Flasch? ;) :D

/tk

touché

I find it more disturbing that the dog is named Magnolia. Obviously Flasch is a big Tom Cruise fan. :D

Dola

Wow, Bug, what's with the suit?

FWIW, you actually remind me of one of the guys from the Dead Poet's Society in that pic...

It was for an important job fair a couple of months ago. I actually have to bust it out again for an expo I need to go to later today. About to iron my shirt right now. ;)

Nice dark suit. I'd go with the red "power" tie, though for a job conference/fair.

Pitts! Thats who he looks like....Pitts from DPS!

Gerard Pitts

COuld be worse I guess

You sure you weren't thinking of Meeks?

No, no, it was Pitts!

100% sober here, believe it or not...

I choose not to believe it.

oh boy i'm glad this thread was bumped. I have a perfect picture to post that fits all the requirments.

a. drunk
b. really drunk
c. hot chick included

For some reason, I thought you'd be, well, chubby.

oh, the irony

d. bad tattoos

Reminds me of rain on your wedding day or something.

Me last week.