Wasn't it...Armageddon where part of the asteroid got through and wiped out Paris?

I dont think so, in that movie i remember seeing the Arc de Triumph pretty clearly, but I dont see it there

That pic would be 1000x better w/o the 9-11 firefighter. Sort of... out of place?

Photo shopped booties are better,

That's one determined bull.

That 'shit stuff' is called your 'job'...
 

Summing Up Seinfeld
 

It's chocolate, it's peppermint - It's delicious!

:D

Good Lord, some people have some huge signatures. I get confused sometimes, and wonder what the hell such and such quote has to do with the post!!!


(No offense to Mr. Duck)

I don't care what they're protesting, I think EVERY protest needs a person holding this sign. I've given up on most members of society actually reading/listening and being informed on topics before they make an opinion.



/tk

This is the coolest thing EVER.

I need these printed out asap

Ditto. I've wanted nothing more than to leave notes on cars parked horribly.

/tk

Body Bag. LOL.

Check out Asshole Parking Extravaganza for some horribly bad parked cars.

People who can't park their cars correctly should be shot.

I like the state trooper story

SI

My step-father actually keeps little slips of paper in his glove compartment similar to this. They say (I'm paraphrasing):

Dear asshole,

Thanks a lot for parking so f*cking close to my car. Next time leave a can-opener so I can get inside.

Anyone know what school this is? Just curious.

I think that was during the Harvard/Yale game.

I once pulled into a strip mall parking lot that was empty except for about 3 cars, 2 of which were down at the far end. The other one was a corvette who had parked diagonally across 3 spaces in the middle of the lot, likely to ensure no one parked beside him. So I took my 15 year-old beater and parked diagonally beside him, with my passenger door about an inch from his driver's side door. Our mirrors would have touched if my car had had a passenger mirror.

I hopped out and headed into the record store I was going to, just as he was walking out. It was so fun to watch him see what had happened, look back to the record store knowing full well that I had just done it, then he pauses wondering if he should storm in and confront me but instead just crawls in through the passenger side and speeds off squealing his tires. What a douche.

God, I looked at that site for five minutes and my blood pressure must have gone up 50 points...

And you think I'm an asshole.

There's someone in the neighborhood around me who is driving a smart car and has begun parking it perpendicular to and between 2 cars that are already in street parking spaces. Needless to say if it ever happens next to my car serious thought would go into whether keying a car is worth it.

Just tip it over.

Someone who lives near me has a convertible smart-car. Swear to God.

My favorite is the smart car with racing stripes. The convertible is a nice touch though.

Attachment 897.

Yeah. Not as impressive as the famed Cal Tech Rose Bowl prank, but not bad for this day and age...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yale's_"We_Suck"_prank

Tipping is so blase - instead, toss it into a nearby canal!



Amsterdam craze: tossing Smart cars into the canals | DutchAmsterdam.nl

I think you're douche my friend, a better man would have whooped your ass for that douche bag move.

I think anyone that is so self-absorbed that he feels his car needs 3 parking spaces is a douche. He was asking for someone to do something like that.

Bingo. If that guy parks his car like a normal dude I park 5 spaces away and admire the thing as I walk into the store.

I love nice cars, and I can respect not wanting to get dinged; hell, I park my lousy cars strategically to minimize them as well (by this I mean I'll park further away than necessary and walk so that I can likely not get people next to me). But if you think you need to park across THREE spaces in the middle of an otherwise empty lot... that deserves a good pranking. It's not like I keyed the dudes car.

Hahahahhaaha!!!!!


You lose.

exactly.

You call that kind of attention to yourself it's just asking for it.

While everyone congratulates each other for calling the person who can't park well the expletive of the day, has anyone considered that it may be best to just let it go and move on? Seriously, isn't there enough day-to-day garbage one has to contend with? I hate to sound all lollipops, bunnies and popsicles, but why not resolve to hold the door for the next person, pick up a piece of trash off the curb, and say "thank you" or "you're welcome" instead of wishing the worst on someone who, God forbid, can't park straight.

k?

Littering mother fuckers should die.

From left to right: Han Solo, Darth Vader, Chewbacca, Leia, Luke Skywalker and R2D2

So one douche move deserves another.