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Man shows off safety features of new gun, shoots self in head:
Sanford man shoots himself while showing safety | abc11.com |
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Wow, just wow. Natural Selection at work. |
I posted the Google Reader RSS headline for this in the Random Thoughts thread. I'm guessing it's a slow news day?
BBC Nature - Water insect makes record noise with penis /tk |
Anything having to do with a penis is newsworthy...
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Snickers should hire that guy like Subway hired Jared. Nothing says "our product is fucking delicious" like a guy willing to stick his hand in a gas tank for one. |
Helmet protestor dies from head injury.
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you can't make this stuff up. who are these people? |
No one posted about the sequel to Lorena Bobbitt, Bobbitt II: At Your Disposal?
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Isn't this story recycled? I could swear I heard this one years ago. |
Maybe it's being used as a viagra commercial now.
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I'm surprised there haven't been more break in attempts.
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Yeah, I think there was one of those B-list actors that said this happened to him a few years ago. Jeremy something. I forget. |
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From my wife's home town! Woohoo! |
In Soviet Russia, victim rape you!!
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YAHTZEE MOTHERFUCKER - DO YOU PLAY IT?
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Clerk handcuffed in Murrysville adult video store robbery
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Fake Apple Store!
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I can see one or two, but, 19!?!?!
Man Dies After Suffering 19 Black Widow Spider Bites - KHQ Right Now - News and Weather for Spokane and North Idaho | |
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The "story" itself isn't weird...but the video of the interview...:confused:
Police: 15-Year-Old Driver Crashes SUV Into Duplex - Pittsburgh News Story - WTAE Pittsburgh Quote:
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Very interesting take on being a sex offender:
He’s labeled a sex offender — for sleeping with his own wife To me, one of the more interesting comments is "“I would say this is a mom who’s trying to use the legal system to parent instead of having a conversation,’’ Sax said." But at the same time, you don't necessarily want some 30-something having sex with an underage girl who falls in love with him and they get married (not that there's anything wrong with that...). I think it really does point to the fallacy of a one-size fit all mentality. |
Ridiculous. This is a prime example of how many laws are idiotic.
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Donut hole with extra glaze?
ROCKAWAY, N.J. — A 29-year-old woman working the night shift at Dunkin Donuts faces prostitution charges for allegedly taking breaks from selling donuts and coffee to provide sexual services in exchange for money. Melissa Redmond, 29, of Mine Hill, was arrested after a six week investigation known as "extra sugar" that began when police got a tip that people could go to the Dunkin Donuts on Route 46 and arrange a liason with Redmond. "I had gotten an anonymous tip," Detective Sgt. Kyle Schwarzmann, who led the investigation. "She was a night time employee (working 9 p.m. to 5 a.m.), supposedly a very good one." Schwarzmann began gathering information and doing surveillance at the scene. He noticed on multiple evenings that she would go out to cars to see customers and would spend 10 or 15 minutes there, he said. "Sometimes I'd even see money changing hands," Schwarzmann said, adding that sometimes the cars would stay in the parking lot and other times they would drive to another nearby location. An undercover operation was developed wth the assistance of Officer Robert Koehler and Officer Scott Haigh acting as the undercover "John." "He went in plain clothes through the drive-thru window," Schwarzmann said. "He spoke to her and she said if he wanted a good time to call her and she gave him her phone number." Haigh parked in the parking lot and Redmond allegedly came out, approached him and gave him a specifc price list for her services. Haigh returned on another occasion and inquired about her services, was offered a new, and lower, price so he said he needed to go to a bank machine but would return with the money. When Haigh returned, they drove to the back of the building and the arrest was made. Redmond was then processed, served her complaint and released. Dunkin Donuts employees declined to comment Monday morning. |
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Idaho police tell man he can't wear his bunny suit in public because it scares children
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Captain Save-a-ho ARRESTED!!!!
A self-professed protector of women was arrested for public intoxication Monday afternoon. Iowa City Police Officers were dispatched to the Pedestrian Mall at 2:43 p.m. for multiple complaints of a man harassing people. Police said they found 34-year-old Jerald T. Navarre shouting and smelling of alcohol. Police said Navarre showed signs of intoxication, admitted to drinking and told officers he was “a little drunk.” He refused pre- and post-arrest breath tests. The man allegedly told officers he is “needed” on the Pedestrian Mall to “protect women.” He goes by “Captain Save-A-Ho,” police said. Navarre has a lengthy criminal record with various arrests for intoxication, burglary and escape from custody, according to online court records. Navarre has been charged with public intoxication. Iowa City Press Citizen |
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Was wondering myself, but read the article, they said the hydraulic lift used to dump the load got engaged and was raising it up while the guy was driving, and he didn't notice until it hit the sign. |
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Yeah, that was an update they made to the article. I thought that piece hanging down was just something that got knocked loose, not the actual hydraulic support arm. |
I thought this was from The Onion, but no, it is real.
Meet the exorcist schoolgirls who spend their time casting out demons worldwide | Mail Online |
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Fireworks got confused with birthday candles.
Md officials think fireworks mixed with birthday cake candles; small blast hurts girl, parents - The Washington Post |
NASHVILLE, Tenn. – Canisters of bull semen caused quite a scare on the on-ramp to Interstate 65 South Tuesday morning.
The canisters fell off a Greyhound bus just after 5 a.m. as the bus traveled around the curve of the ramp just south of downtown Nashville. Fire and emergency crews were called to the scene amid reports of a foul odor. When they discovered four unmarked canisters with steam and an unpleasant odor coming from them, they shut down the on-ramp and called HAZMAT crews. Officials traced the containers to Greyhound after finding bus tickets on the ground. The bus did not know it lost its load and had continued on. Authorities called Greyhound, who, after speaking with the driver the bus, determined the canisters to be filled with straws of frozen sperm packed in liquid nitrogen. The load originated in Columbus, Ohio and was en route to a breeding facility in Laredo, Texas. Canisters like they ones strewn across the interstate typically carry between 300 and 400 straws, each containing one-milliliter of sperm. Depending on the bull the sperm came from, straws are worth between $18 and $50 each, according to experts. It's possible the load that fell off the bus Tuesday morning was worth as much as $80,000. Once the leaking canisters were deemed not harmful, they were moved to a grassy area next to the interstate. |
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We need lungs to weigh in on this story
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I hit something... I heard loud screams... but I thought it was my imagination:
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August 24, 2011 Child Rape for Welfare Benefits in Florida
 By Paul Thompson, Daily Mail A woman encouraged her husband to have sex with a 12-year-old girl so that she would get pregnant and they could claim extra cash benefits.
Alicia Bouchard even sat and watched while her 26-year-old husband had sex with the underage girl at their Florida home.
According to an arrest warrant, the 41-year-old wanted the girl to fall pregnant so that she and her husband would have extra income from state benefits.
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Put them with general population in prison, please.
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