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Local man eats bobcat. No, not that one. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45309957...o_bay_area_ca/ |
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So being pregnant is like being on drugs? Interesting... Mother-to-be Alison Brierley develops bizarre pregnancy cravings for ROADKILL | Mail Online |
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That story is awesome :D SI |
Not really news, but certainly strange.
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When I saw it, I shat bricks.
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Whatever happened to the "smoking is like kissing a dirty ashtray" analogies?
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That's definitely dangerous, but even more stupid is claiming to be with the cops. Especially if you're dressed in a freakin' Batman outfit!
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Too soon?
I personally think enough time has passed, but hey, some people look for any reason to be offended: Canadian team draws heat for ‘Jack the Ripper’ nickname - Big League Stew - MLB*Blog - Yahoo! Sports |
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I would definitely buy that shirt if they keep the name. Love it. |
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Can't even trust your own dog...
Man is accidentally shot by his own dog | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News |
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Yes, I loved the pic they used. Good choice on their part. |
Nice on the dog picture :)
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From a link at the bottom of that article, I quite enjoyed this one: Miami prison “overrun†by strippers pretending to be legal assistants | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News |
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Why can't strippers posing as legal secretaries do that at I my house? They'd get in less trouble if they did. |
I'm pretty sure under the law that exists in my house, that's illegal.
The problem is, I would pay for their sins. |
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Ahhhhh. I'm sure paying for it is pretty much illegal everywhere except for certain parts of Nevada. ;) |
Does today's news from the Orlando Magic count yet? My spider sense says that it will, soon.
Magic CEO Bob Vander Weide to retire, Alex Martins promoted - Central Florida News 13 |
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Happens more than you'd think it should.
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I've heard of a number of accounts of this happening. People take their safety for granted. It happens to pilots as well. They get calloused toward the danger, and you don't get a do over on this mistake. |
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Damn, it happens twice a year???? :D |
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Haha! Yes, I would be surprised if it doesn't. When I was in the air force, we'd get quarterly safety newsletters and I swear, there was always at least one person that walked into the props of a C-130. |
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I can think of better ways to go... My grandfather saw a guy get eaten by piranhas. He was working on a boat running supplies up and down a river and a mooring line snapped and hit a crew member in the face. It knocked him in the water and he was gone in a matter of minutes. Don't know if he's right, but my grandfather felt he was dead before he hit the water because the line was such a thick rope and the impact was so great he felt his neck was broken (of course I guess it could have been a coping mechanism too)... |
Man gets 6 years in bondage sex, burned body case - Sacramento News - Local and Breaking Sacramento News | Sacramento Bee
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I've never tried meth, but if I ever kill a girl during sex I imagine that's probably the right course of action. Don't need them finding the Snow White dress or all the pictures of Sovereignstar laying around.
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Over 12 hours later, and no one asked if he went to Jared's? I am disappoint.
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I don't know where else to put this other than here.
Let's see if anyone can spot the first issue with this video. I'll give you a hint, it's near the beginning. Video: UFO filmed hovering over Russian protesters | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News |
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Ah yes! Those helicopters are awesome. I wouldn't mind having one of those.
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Those helicopters are not hot. They look fake.
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Of course it's fake. Look at how that thing in the middle bulges out.
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Don't pocket dial 911 after you've stolen stuff from Target:
Link Police: Thieves Arrested After Accidentally Calling 911 911 Dispatcher Provides Play-By-Play To Police Posted: 3:07 pm CST December 14, 2011 MADISON, Wis. -- Two retail theft suspects were arrested after one of them pocket dialed 911 from the getaway car, allowing police to locate the suspects as they were attempting to sell the stolen merchandise, Madison police said. Police said the suspects, Jason S. Hamielec, 29, and Brian A. Johnson, 28, both of Madison, stole DVDs and computer games from the Target store on Junction Road on Madison's far West Side about 5:30 p.m. Tuesday. While inside their getaway sport utility vehicle, the suspects talked about where they might get the best prices for stolen merchandise, and they decided on the Video X-Change at 3002 Atwood Ave., police said. The suspects pulled into a parking lot near the Video X-Change and noticed a couple of Madison Police Department squad cars. They were then quickly surrounded by several Madison police officers, a couple with their guns drawn, according to a Madison Police Department news release. Police said that as one suspect got out of the SUV, he asked an officer, "You guys tap my phone?" Both men were dumbfounded by how police knew exactly where they would be, according to the news release. Madison police said that as the two men got into the SUV following the retail theft, one of them pocket dialed 911, so as they chatted about all they had done, a dispatcher was listening in -- via an open cellphone line -- and providing officers with a play-by-play. "They bragged about what they stole, described the vehicle they were in, and where they were going," said one of the arresting officers, according to the news release. Police said the suspects even talked about how police would be looking for a blue Dodge Durango without license plates, so they decided to put the plates back on. As officers inventoried the stolen items and the suspects' property, one looked at the cellphone, which was still on with the dispatcher still listening in. The officer ended the call, which had a duration of 54 minutes, police said. Police said both men were cited on a charge of retail theft and released. |
Train-hopping couple buried alive under coal | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News
Mom of the deceased quote: "If he had to die so young, at least he died at a moment where he was on top of the world," Susan Artes said. - No. Had his 'moment' been on top of the world, he wouldn't have died from being crushed by a pile of coal. |
Parental pep rally kissing game creates uproar in Minnesota - Prep Rally - High School*Blog - Yahoo! Sports
Blindfolded students make out with their parents. Hilarity ensues. People get offended. |
Those kind of antics can get you arrested...
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NY students suspended for organizing 'Tebowing' - NFL - Yahoo! Sports
Basically it was a tebowing flashmob at school. |
I think I would douse my head in a bucket of bleach if that happened to me.
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About the pep rally thing, I'm surprised that so many parents were willing to kiss their children that way. I mean, maybe they were playing it up for the crowd and faking it, but on the video, it sure looked like some of those parents were truly making out with their kids. I don't get it. I'm not sure I could face my mom anytime soon if she had ever done that to me. Hell, I had a hard time recovering after those three times the hobo outside the convenience store made out with me.
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"...despite the fact that none of the students or parents involved in the kissing antics complained about the routine at all." Now, maybe "complained" is the wrong word, but those kids have to be embarrassed and/or grossed out beyond belief. Especially considering the video can be seen anywhere in the world. But having your friends/classmates see it live had to be mortifying. |
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Well, I hope you don't stab yourself in the face or at the very least, don't harm the mustache. Here's a link (maybe you can play it on your smartphone): http://youtu.be/t_lydNbE_aA |
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That is good to hear. Was it something that was scheduled via Outlook? |
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Aussie dad says dingo with be blamed for lost baby - Yahoo! News
Maybe not so much 'strange', but everyone is repeating "The dingo took your baby!" in a really terrible Australian accent in their head. |
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Take the pizza. Leave the cannoli.
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I was wondering whatever happened to that runaway bride chick.
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You'd think they'd at least turn off the taser while taking the mug shot.
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I like how the person who broke into their car was smart enough to do it while the cop was occupied with questioning them...
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Microsoft probes mass suicide threat at China plant
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My two "favorite" lines: "Foxconn's raised workers pay twice at its factory in Shenzhen, China in 2010 after a spate of suicides, Chinese state media reported at the time." It took a "spate" of suicides to increase pay. "After the 2010 suicides at Foxconn, the company said it was taking measures to improve workers' lives, including organizing recreational activities, calling in Buddhist monks to offer spiritual consolation and setting up a 24-hour help line." I just have this feeling that there was this management meeting: "well, we can only increase their pay a few bucks so how about some recreational activities. Anything to spend money while not actually handing it to the workers!" It reminds me of a scene from the Simpsons (from SNPP): Monty Burns pays a surprise visit to his favorite new employee, lavishing gifts upon her. Marge wonders why morale is so low, indicating several very disturbed employees. I am the Angel of Death. The Time of Purification is at hand. -- ``Marge Gets a Job'' Marge suggests theme days, like ``Funny Hat Day'', and piping in Tom Jones music. The same employees are just as disturbed as ever. The only difference is that they're wearing funny hats and listening to Tom Jones. SI |
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Treasure from sunken galleon must be returned to Spain, judge says | World news | guardian.co.uk
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That Treaasure Hunt reality TV show that followed these guys was one of my favorite reality shows ever. They only did one season, and I'm guessing it had a lot to do with giving away too much information about how they elude territorial boundaries and what locations they dive at. I really miss that show.
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Baltic Sea mystery: What is that object? | abc11.com
I dunno about the Russian disc-shaped ironclad theory, that looks an awful lot like the Millenium Falcon to me... |
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Hmmmm I'm thinking after the first (and I'll give him the benefit of the doubt here)....dozen times and she wasn't pregnant, I'd think something was amiss.
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Gotta love the title of the article:
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