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WSUCougar 07-25-2005 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75
And now I seem to have an erection as well.

Didn't know you were such a Dodger fan...

MrBug708 07-25-2005 03:12 PM

That is a vicious sunglasses tan TK

Cringer 07-25-2005 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
mhass you're so clean cut. :)

Though I guess after Cringer, anyone would appear clean cut. :p


You saying I'm hairy? I shave once a week. :mad:

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 07-25-2005 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cringer
You saying I'm hairy? I shave once a week. :mad:


That often? :D

mhass 07-25-2005 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cringer
You saying I'm hairy? I shave once a week. :mad:


Actually, I think she's saying I'm bald.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 07-25-2005 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mhass
Actually, I think she's saying I'm bald.


No, Cam's bald. You're just clean cut in your business casual white polo shirt. :)

McSweeny 07-25-2005 04:01 PM

here's me singing "There's Broken Heart In Every Empty Glass" with the Skels up in Cambridge this past Saturday. Notice the "I'm so drunk i can't help but be the happiest person in the world" look on my face



Pumpy Tudors 07-25-2005 04:32 PM

One of the people in the following picture is me.


MrBug708 07-25-2005 04:37 PM

YOu have a nice rack...

Pumpy Tudors 07-25-2005 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBug708
YOu have a nice rack...


Thanks, you're the third person to say that to me this week. And it's only Monday!

Dutch 07-25-2005 05:11 PM

It's a damn shame people have to use tape to keep their yellow stickies attached to anything.


Cringer 07-25-2005 06:49 PM

Nice eye for detail Dutch. :)

Pumpy Tudors 07-25-2005 07:07 PM

Let's hear more about my rack...

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 07-25-2005 07:12 PM

mhass's pic is giving me 10-key envy.

ice4277 07-25-2005 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors
Let's hear more about my rack...


Can we discuss it in private?

Maple Leafs 07-25-2005 07:34 PM

Even though I try to prepare myself each time I see his picture, I have to admit I'm still really unnerved by how much Shorty looks like a young Babe Ruth.

JeeberD 07-25-2005 07:40 PM

I'm sad that there's no FOF on mhass's laptop monitor...

mhass 07-25-2005 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD
I'm sad that there's no FOF on mhass's laptop monitor...


It was a pic for a business rag. I had to jump ahead to November's calendar just get all the FOF multiplayer sim blockouts off the screen. I promise it was minimized.;)

And Farrah, you have a couple things I don't have. A uterus for instance. :) I love that adding machine though. I've been offered a new one several times... ain't givin' it up.

Neon_Chaos 07-25-2005 09:58 PM



Me, about December last year. Clean-shaven and fuzzy-haired.

I've got longer hair right now (bordering a mullet look), and a mustache-goatee combination.

Cringer 07-25-2005 10:15 PM

mhass isn't so clean cut now huh Farrah? :D


JeeberD 07-25-2005 10:19 PM

Me with little hair and my new facial hair configuration.




Shitty fucking picture phone pic quality...

Flasch186 07-25-2005 10:21 PM

LOL

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 07-25-2005 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cringer
mhass isn't so clean cut now huh Farrah? :D



Now I have the urge to go look for dead bodies buried in his back yard...:D

Still have 10-key envy.

Raven Hawk 07-25-2005 10:23 PM

That's priceless, Cringer!

Swaggs 07-25-2005 10:25 PM

He looks like Larry the Cable Guy all of a sudden!

Cringer 07-25-2005 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
Now I have the urge to go look for dead bodies buried in his back yard...:D

Still have 10-key envy.


Wait a minute, thats my hair he has on. You think I have bodies in my backyard?

Neon_Chaos 07-25-2005 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swaggs
He looks like Larry the Cable Guy all of a sudden!


GITTER DONE!

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 07-25-2005 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cringer
Wait a minute, thats my hair he has on. You think I have bodies in my backyard?

uhhhhh....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cringer




What was the question again?

Cringer 07-25-2005 10:38 PM

so mean. :(

Cringer 07-25-2005 10:38 PM

dola- it's one body. not plural.

JeeberD 07-25-2005 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cringer
dola- it's one body. not plural.


You know, Loren hasn't posted in nearly a week... :eek:

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 07-25-2005 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cringer
so mean. :(


Ok Cringer, I felt bad, so this is just for you.

The She-Rahn at 34 weeks. Fat out pants, bed head and all.


Pumpy Tudors 07-25-2005 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn



I am so tempted to post an, um, enhanced version of this picture. Lord, give me strength.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 07-25-2005 11:35 PM

Unless you're going to make my butt smaller, nothing really needs to be enhanced. :p

Pumpy Tudors 07-25-2005 11:42 PM

Well, let's see how much trouble I get into for this:


MacroGuru 07-25-2005 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors
Well, let's see how much trouble I get into for this:




You know Pumpy, thats an ass kicking waiting to happen....I give you props.....:D :eek: :D

Draft Dodger 07-26-2005 12:25 AM

:)

MrBug708 07-26-2005 12:37 AM

Oh man...just remember that if you order any games from Arlie make sur eyou pay with money order....

Pumpy Tudors 07-26-2005 12:45 AM

There goes my chance at getting Bowl Bound. :(

Cringer 07-26-2005 12:56 AM

lol.

When you said enhanced Pumpy, I was thinking about putting your mustache onto Farrah. But yours works too.

Maybe Farrah gets Pumpyized with the 'stache in the morning when I wake up though. :D

sovereignstar 07-26-2005 01:06 AM


Cringer 07-26-2005 01:10 AM

I think I have seen that Pumpy working some truck stops before..... :eek:

Suicane75 07-26-2005 01:14 AM

I wish there was a a "shudder" smiley.

Pumpy Tudors 07-26-2005 01:34 AM

I've never found myself so attractive before. Now I never have to leave the house.

Samdari 07-26-2005 07:13 AM

I agree Farrah - them's enhanced enough. Hormones > Photoshop.

But 34 weeks. That's gonna be a big dude.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 07-26-2005 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samdari
But 34 weeks. That's gonna be a big dude.


Daddy's 6'4". I'm 5'2". Little man is already 4 1/2 lbs. I can handle a big baby, so long as he doesn't have a big round head.

terpkristin 07-26-2005 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
Daddy's 6'4". I'm 5'2". Little man is already 4 1/2 lbs. I can handle a big baby, so long as he doesn't have a big round head.


Just hope his head isn't like Stewie's from Family Guy. ;)

/tk

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 07-26-2005 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terpkristin
Just hope his head isn't like Stewie's from Family Guy. ;)

/tk


You and me both sister. ;)

Vince 07-26-2005 10:32 AM

I guess I can finally get in on the action, now that McKerney dug up this photo from somewhere. I'm the one on the left. No, seriously. This is from when my little brother and I went to the Superbowl this year.


WSUCougar 07-26-2005 10:47 AM

Guess you left your Burn hat at home, eh Vince?

korme 07-26-2005 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
mhass you're so clean cut. :)

Though I guess after Cringer, anyone would appear clean cut. :p


I'm fuckin' clean cut!

korme 07-26-2005 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maple Leafs
Even though I try to prepare myself each time I see his picture, I have to admit I'm still really unnerved by how much Shorty looks like a young Babe Ruth.


You knew Babe back in his teens, eh? I didn't know he looked so hot.

Pumpy Tudors 07-26-2005 01:58 PM

I suddenly have the feeling that I will end up on somebody's ignore list before this thread (eventually) dies.

korme 07-26-2005 02:05 PM

I look Chinese here, at my house.


Pumpy Tudors 07-26-2005 02:20 PM

Oh dear. He has the "COLLEGE" shirt on.

cody8200 07-26-2005 02:43 PM



Here I am on the right with my girlfriend of 4 years on the left. Taken about 3 weeks ago.

rkmsuf 07-26-2005 02:44 PM

thanks for the whole right/left thing

dude, she's totally grabbing your trunk.

MrBug708 07-26-2005 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281
I look Chinese here, at my house.



Shorty, No means No

Cringer 07-26-2005 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf
thanks for the whole right/left thing

dude, she's totally grabbing your trunk.


Well, after the comments about Pumpy's nice cans, I am sure he wanted to make things very clear so no smart ass remarks could be made. :)

oliegirl 07-26-2005 04:25 PM

Quote:

Here I am on the right with my girlfriend of 4 years on the left. Taken about 3 weeks ago


4 years and she is still OK with being called your girlfriend? When are you going to get off your commitment-phobic butt and propose???? We need another FOFC wedding! :)

cody8200 07-26-2005 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cringer
Well, after the comments about Pumpy's nice cans, I am sure he wanted to make things very clear so no smart ass remarks could be made. :)



You read my mind :)

As for Olie's remarks...an engagement is in the near future... at least thats what I keep telling her. :) j/k

Cringer 07-26-2005 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cody8200
You read my mind :)

As for Olie's remarks...an engagement is in the near future... at least thats what I keep telling her. :) j/k


Don't let Olie push you into anything. I was with my wife for four years or so before we got married. And then it was "Hey, lets get married so you can get on my health insurance." Shortly after, getting it done in a court room, no rings involved.

And thats the fantasy wedding for a man, and I lived it. :D

mhass 07-26-2005 04:49 PM

This is fun. The drunk photographer from yesterday just showed up (surprise!) to take another one since yesterday's was blurry. He took six today (sober) and they're ALL blurry. Now he's out of CD's for the camera. I'll put one up in a sec but I'm looking into a career as a photographer if this is all that's required.

Cringer 07-26-2005 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mhass
This is fun. The drunk photographer from yesterday just showed up (surprise!) to take another one since yesterday's was blurry. He took six today (sober) and they're ALL blurry. Now he's out of CD's for the camera. I'll put one up in a sec but I'm looking into a career as a photographer if this is all that's required.


Why don't you let him sit down and you take a picture of him? :)

JeeberD 07-26-2005 04:52 PM

Have you recently watched a spooky videotape that mysteriously showed up at your house, mhass? That could explain the blurriness...

cody8200 07-26-2005 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cringer
Don't let Olie push you into anything. I was with my wife for four years or so before we got married. And then it was "Hey, lets get married so you can get on my health insurance." Shortly after, getting it done in a court room, no rings involved.

And thats the fantasy wedding for a man, and I lived it. :D


A man's fantasy wedding and a romantic story that the wife can tell for years to come ;)

mhass 07-26-2005 04:53 PM



This is what I look like to drunk people.

Cringer 07-26-2005 05:00 PM

yeah, that one is blurry. i didn't think yesterdays was so bad.....maybe give the guy several more, strong, drinks

mhass 07-26-2005 05:02 PM

He's sober today. I think.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 07-26-2005 05:04 PM

dunno mhass, the Cringer facial hair and trucker hat was starting to grow on me

vtbub 07-26-2005 05:04 PM

Shorty wil look 10 when he's 80.

Cringer 07-26-2005 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mhass
He's sober today. I think.



That's what I am saying, he needs to be more drunk then yesterday. Cloudy mind=clear pictures.

vtbub 07-26-2005 05:11 PM


I'm sitting, Sarah(Mrs. Bub) is on the left.

korme 07-26-2005 05:18 PM

bub im going to wipe that grin off your face if you think i won't ATLEAST look 11 when i'm 80.

edit- I like your signature

vtbub 07-26-2005 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281
bub im going to wipe that grin off your face if you think i won't ATLEAST look 11 when i'm 80.


Leave me alone, I gave you my lunch money. You middle school thug. :p

vtbub 07-26-2005 05:32 PM

dola,

thx.

JeeberD 07-26-2005 05:42 PM

Thats quite a head of hair on the fellas on the right...

korme 07-26-2005 05:43 PM

BTW, Jeebs, I'm diggin the buzz and goatee.

Flasch186 07-26-2005 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD
Thats quite a head of hair on the fellas on the right...


jealous?

JeeberD 07-26-2005 05:52 PM

I just shaved all mine off, Flasch. Why would I want more?

Thanks, Shortstuff. I'm gonna try and keep it this length for a while...

Anthony 08-12-2005 01:36 PM

i shaved my head too. i was starting to get a wicked bald spot on the back of my head, and just didn't know what to do with my hair anyway so i decided to shave it off (but not w/ a razor, i'm not ready for the SkyDog look yet). doesn't matter, all the ladies thought i was hot when i was in high school and up until i grew it back during sophmore year of college. i had many, many, many chicks up on my shit when i went with the shaved head look.

there's some pics of me on my website, mostly drunk ones, and all cover my face. but you can still get what i'm about. my machismo and charisma still comes through.

maximus 08-12-2005 01:38 PM

found it shorty :)

WSUCougar 08-12-2005 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vtbub
Shorty wil look 10 when he's 80.

So what you're saying is, basically, Shorty's life can be measured in dog years?

Schmidty 08-12-2005 01:46 PM

Gross.

I really didn't want to see your tiny nipples.

maximus 08-12-2005 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmidty
Gross.

I really didn't want to see your tiny nipples.



why does everyone call my nips tiny! They are not that small!! Ya know, I had'em waxed once. :redface:

Samdari 08-12-2005 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vtbub
Sarah(Mrs. Bub) is on the left.


I believe today we are only accepting pregnant bathing suit pics of the missusses.

WSUCougar 08-12-2005 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maximus
why does everyone call my nips tiny! They are not that small!!

At least they aren't Subbyesque, like those of a billy goat.

Edit: And that photo looks like something out of a supernatural hoax ad on ebay. "Ghostly swimmer pic! SPOOKY"

Coffee Warlord 08-12-2005 01:55 PM

Me at the last paintball game I attended this season, holding one of our goofy props.


maximus 08-12-2005 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord
Me at the last paintball game I attended this season, holding one of our goofy props.




whats with the pants? :D

WSUCougar 08-12-2005 01:56 PM

That's no penguin hat...

Coffee Warlord 08-12-2005 01:57 PM

Those pants RULE!

Rough tough hemp paintball pants. You cannot possibly tear them. They are that god-awful color because they were the only color that was on clearance (gee, shocker). Got em REALLY cheap 'cause of said ugliness.

mhass 08-12-2005 01:59 PM

You even wear coffee shirts. A true Warlord.

Coffee Warlord 08-12-2005 02:01 PM

Hell yes!

WSUCougar 08-12-2005 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord
Rough tough hemp paintball pants. You cannot possibly tear them. They are that god-awful color because they were the only color that was on clearance (gee, shocker). Got em REALLY cheap 'cause of said ugliness.

I didn't know they had Zouaves in paintball.

Wolfpack 08-12-2005 02:11 PM

Yeah, he'd have to balance that penguin on top of his kepi hat. Must be a challenge.

QuikSand 08-12-2005 03:20 PM

I didn't know maximus was in the Blair Witch Project... learn something every day.

vtbub 08-12-2005 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samdari
I believe today we are only accepting pregnant bathing suit pics of the missusses.


It's still July 26th? No wonder I'm tired.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 08-12-2005 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord
Me at the last paintball game I attended this season, holding one of our goofy props.



All this picture is missing is the robe and wizard hat.

mhass 08-12-2005 03:59 PM

Rhino Warlord?

Anthony 08-12-2005 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vtbub
I'm sitting, Sarah(Mrs. Bub) is on the left.


dude, that's your wife? excellent man...i applaud you. you have my respect and approval. play on playa. :cool:


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