G Point Mouse aka "The Clickoris" (NSFW)

Thats so wrong

I think we should start a new thread...

Hi Dan

The caveman look is appropriate.. Is her forehead 2 feet long?

This is Dan's love child with the Cavewoman.

My god that is disgusting even more disgusting than Lily Allen.

Not the mama!

People are applauding that asshole?

:+1:

That seemed unnecessary to me - maybe I'm missing some context, but yeah ... I wouldn't have been happy if that was my son.

I just assumed, based on peoples' reactions, that there was some context that we're missing.

Other than that he's the heel in a wrestling match?

+1... Remember Million Dollar Man kicking a basketball away from a kid? It's what heels do.

Looking like you're about to hit the kid is a bit of a different thing, but that's why he did it at least.

If I was a kid (and I was a wrestling fan) and a wrestler did that to me, I'd hate him as a kid (which is his job), and as I grew older and understood heels, faces, etc... I'd think it was awesome and relay the story to others.

This is more your type...

FAIL x 4

Gah, my system of cheating their firewall has been shut down...gotta figure out a new way to get those images

Chive for a Friday afternoon:

There is no Plan B.

Leave Bessie alone, you damn dirty aliens!

This one's for the BattleTech fans out there.

This one took me a minute.

In the interest of maintain this thread's high standards, allow me to introduce Denise Milani.

More for us Star Wars fans. (I'll fix that page-topper when I get home.)

Imperial Walker.

That's awesome.

Page-topper has been fixed.

damafuck

Looks like a woman Al Bundy would love.

Ya, you kind of have to know wrestling to appreciate the awesomeness of that.

Will it take me to the banana king? :D

hard to see up close, but move it back was cool. I guess I need more.

I think if your eyes are bad its probably easy to read up close.

Smarks?

Wrestling shorthand for "smart marks". Basically people who follow the business end as closely as the in-ring action, and who appreciate people who play their role well regardless of whether you're supposed to like the character or not. For smarks the enjoyment is more about seeing people do things well, not much about storylines & angles.

Often used pejoratively by those in the business (who wish all fans had remained stupid).

Eli'sha Cuth'bert


Ga'ry Bus'ey


Port'man


Ni'cholas Ca'ge


Doa'kes


A'l Pac'ino


Ste've Car'ell


and for you, MikeVic

E'llen Pa'ge

Ellen Page actually looks better blue.

a few more

Dw'ight


Riv'ers


Da'nny Dev'ito

Portman and Page look great!

We all Loled at that

why the hell is that chick tonguing a mercedes hood ornament?

Jamie Pressly

I believe he said why, not who

'The who' in this instance negates any reason for asking 'the why', at least in my book.

Because it's from a music video.

edit: And if you need any more explanation than that, then you clearly haven't watched enough music videos in your day.

Hmmm - appropriate to have on our forum an animated gif of a teenage kid beating off?

Noop - you might want to just keep that one in your library and out of the public domain.

Ain't that the truth.

Clever advertising imo

whoever had that idea hopefully got a nice little bonus :)

I have a bad feeling about this.

LMAO @ BMW

If you have the whole set, put them up...some of the other photos in that collection are pretty cool. Shot in dubai if I remember correctly.

Imperial walkers have been spotted on the south ridge.

Where did he go!!

lol

hell yes
i mean hell no
i mean
i don't know what to think

Don't mind me, just going through a couple of old threads.

YES!!

Bacon Beer Mug!!!!

I laughed.

.

I don't get it.

Funny stamp = acid

Some chick in the Winter Olympics.

Acid usually comes on small squares of paper, roughly the size of a postage stamp. The cat's eyes are so dilated it looks like it's tripping balls.

HA.

That's actually my ex-wife's rack (though not her head), that Draft Dodger has been using for one of his teams logos.

This is a love letter written by a 14-year-old boy named Saul to a girl named Michelle, after she broke up with him because he spent too much time talking about his guitar.

They never got back together, but they did end up crossing paths again. The rest of the story is here.

haha, wow thats cool, I like the rest of the story. amazing .

Didnt Avril write a song about that?

Yeah, the background story is awesome to the letter :)

I may be going to hell for this but I'm sorry that I just can't stop laughing at this.

My current desktop (much larger version).

Breast facts (NSFW)

I'll probably join MJ4H in hell for this one.

And while we're at it...

This is from a movie, right? That's why the cop cars are waiting in the background at the beginning of the clip?

That was my guess, too. Still awesome.

Looks like a skit from Reno 911.

It's a car commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL946vRUDJg

The real reason Porkins blew up.

Awesome. :D