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Suicane75 10-11-2011 10:04 AM

Scrap Metal dudes are modern day pirates. My neighbor lives off of it. He leaves before sunrise each morning and comes back with 2 or 3 hauls a day, sometimes with stuff that I'd swear he had to have stolen. Brand new bikes, patio furniture, brand new looking shit. They usually break it down and bring it in themselves but two or 3 times a year they have a giant industrial dumpster delivered that they fill easily. Ruthless buggers they are.

Rizon 10-11-2011 10:23 AM

Recycling centers are in on it, too. We've got a shady ass one here that recycles ANYTHING ... no questions asked. Shopping carts, grave items (urns, plaques, etc). Basically anything that's not industrial strength bolted down gets ganked and recycled.

sterlingice 10-11-2011 11:42 AM

We had a really expensive data center in Kansas City go down for a few hours a couple of years ago because someone stole the power wires and the air conditioning metal to them

SI

Ksyrup 10-11-2011 11:48 AM

It seems like every week, we've got 5-6 stories about businesses, churches, etc., having their AC units stolen for the copper wiring in them. Is it as huge a thing elsewhere as it is here? Some places have been hit multiple times and now are having to invest in cages and/or security cameras.

MacroGuru 10-11-2011 11:58 AM

Amazing footage shows mountain biker ambushed by African antelope

Pumpy Tudors 10-11-2011 12:17 PM

that video probably aint as good as tiger, elephant, and man with stick

JediKooter 10-11-2011 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacroGuru (Post 2546867)


If the Bears defense was able to tackle like that antelope, they probably could have won the game last night.

JediKooter 10-11-2011 12:44 PM

Stay weird, Seattle:

Citizen Superhero 'Phoenix Jones' Arrested in Seattle - Yahoo! News

molson 10-11-2011 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter (Post 2546879)


Like any jail can even contain that guy.

JAG 10-11-2011 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75 (Post 2546788)
Scrap Metal dudes are modern day pirates. My neighbor lives off of it. He leaves before sunrise each morning and comes back with 2 or 3 hauls a day, sometimes with stuff that I'd swear he had to have stolen. Brand new bikes, patio furniture, brand new looking shit. They usually break it down and bring it in themselves but two or 3 times a year they have a giant industrial dumpster delivered that they fill easily. Ruthless buggers they are.


There were 10 people arrested for a ring involving scrapping like this in the Twin Cities a month back. They towed people's cars and had then crushed for scrap metal (pennies on the dollar for what the cars were worth) the same day.

gstelmack 10-11-2011 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAG (Post 2546939)
There were 10 people arrested for a ring involving scrapping like this in the Twin Cities a month back. They towed people's cars and had then crushed for scrap metal (pennies on the dollar for what the cars were worth) the same day.


Did they arrest whoever did the crushing? Seems like a car would be an easy place to verify title.

Lathum 10-11-2011 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter (Post 2546879)


These idiots have been in the news for some time now. One of them almost got his head blown off a few months ago trying to stop a crime.

I love the fact he is a father of two, way to go idiot.

JediKooter 10-11-2011 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by molson (Post 2546929)
Like any jail can even contain that guy.


Nice! Hopefully the Mayor will give the police chief a call, to get him out.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum
These idiots have been in the news for some time now. One of them almost got his head blown off a few months ago trying to stop a crime.

I love the fact he is a father of two, way to go idiot.


Ok, now that is dumb. It's like the goth kids taking themselves so seriously as vampires and start biting people. With two kids, dude should be home playing Xbox, not pretend out on the streets that could kill him.

Suburban Rhythm 10-12-2011 08:32 AM

'Austin Powers' actor allegedly kills sex offender in prison - chicagotribune.com

Galaxy 10-12-2011 09:30 PM

Couple lost in cornfield maze with infant calls 911

tyketime 10-13-2011 05:00 PM

One of the annual traditions in the Philadelphia area is the Mummers Parade. Having not grown up in this area, I always thought this was ridiculous. Until now. Based on this article, I now have a complete understanding of why they exist.

I have linked below the original story, and a photo gallery of those arrested. Be warned! The photos are graphic - not because of any NSFW issues... oh no. Two words for you: SKANK ALERT! (But if I had to be serviced by one, gal #2 would be the only one I could see paying for.) The rest... oh noes!

13 arrested in prostitution raid at Philly Mummers Club

Mummers raid photos

Rizon 10-13-2011 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tyketime (Post 2548373)
One of the annual traditions in the Philadelphia area is the Mummers Parade. Having not grown up in this area, I always thought this was ridiculous. Until now. Based on this article, I now have a complete understanding of why they exist.

I have linked below the original story, and a photo gallery of those arrested. Be warned! The photos are graphic - not because of any NSFW issues... oh no. Two words for you: SKANK ALERT! (But if I had to be serviced by one, gal #2 would be the only one I could see paying for.) The rest... oh noes!

13 arrested in prostitution raid at Philly Mummers Club

Mummers raid photos


Man, no joke ... don't do what I did and eat while looking at these.

And yeah, #2 is a hottie. Totally out of place. Probably just got into the meth last week.

Galaxy 10-14-2011 01:34 AM

What the hell?

Cops: Man uncooperative after being stabbed in scrotum with hypodermic needle | Wichita Eagle


Posted on Mon, Oct. 10, 2011
Cops: Man uncooperative after being stabbed in scrotum with hypodermic needle
BY DEB GRUVER
The Wichita Eagle

A 39-year-old Wichita man told police someone stabbed him in the scrotum with a hypodermic needle after an argument.

A scan at the hospital showed that part of the needle had broken off in the man's scrotum.

The man reported the incident to police at 1:25 p.m. Friday. The incident occurred at 31st and Seneca streets in south Wichita. A police report did not indicate if the fight happened at a home or a business.

The man underwent surgery to remove the needle.

Police said the victim was uncooperative about divulging who had stabbed him.

sterlingice 10-14-2011 05:41 AM

I think most people would be "uncooperative" after that

SI

Ksyrup 10-14-2011 07:50 AM

Is taking drugs by injection to the scrotum the new thing or something? Or maybe it's not all that new, I don't know. That's the only thing I can figure. Dude either did it to himself or some chick he was geting high with did it, the accident occurred, and he made up a stupid story to cover himself when he realized he needed medical attention.

Because otherwise, how do you get into a fight and allow someone to get that close to your package to stab you?

Ksyrup 10-14-2011 09:00 AM

Skydiving Sex? Bakersfield Couple Starts A New Mile High Club (VIDEO, NSFW)

The video on the page, although from CNN, is NSFW.

albionmoonlight 10-14-2011 02:27 PM

Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as ID After His Car Catches Fire at Taco Bell

molson 10-14-2011 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup (Post 2548914)
Skydiving Sex? Bakersfield Couple Starts A New Mile High Club (VIDEO, NSFW)

The video on the page, although from CNN, is NSFW.


I like how he doesn't even bother to bring another porn star, he just assumes he'll bang the secretary of whatever company he's dealing with.

Ksyrup 10-14-2011 02:28 PM

Categories: WTF Florida

Redundant.

Galaxy 10-15-2011 11:47 AM

Police: Cashier beats unruly customers during argument - CNN.com

(At McDonald's.)

JPhillips 10-15-2011 11:59 AM

I've been to that McDonalds.

sterlingice 10-15-2011 01:29 PM

You know, the big issue was the "hitting her on the ground after she's already down". Frankly, if a belligerent customer came over the counter at me- I think I'd grab something large and metal to defend myself.

SI

JediKooter 10-18-2011 03:55 PM

Bring out the Iron Maiden!

Teen girl forced to wear armor, fight stepfather - Local News - Seattle, WA - msnbc.com

Ksyrup 10-18-2011 04:00 PM

Quote:

The teen reportedly has bruises all over her body, but is expected to recover. She claimed they were merely flesh wounds.
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Lathum 10-18-2011 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter (Post 2551596)


haha, we were talking about this at lunch

Lathum 10-18-2011 05:02 PM

Police: Dad used 9-year-old daughter as 'designated driver' - latimes.com

molson 10-18-2011 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum (Post 2551630)


That's responsible AND educational. A real teaching moment. Win Win.

Rizon 10-18-2011 06:38 PM

Don't frap your kids, ya'll.

JediKooter 10-18-2011 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum (Post 2551616)
haha, we were talking about this at lunch


I wonder if they punished her if she ever went out of character.

sterlingice 10-19-2011 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter (Post 2551596)


That is awesome!

SI

Lathum 10-19-2011 02:43 PM

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...malsloose.html

Ksyrup 10-19-2011 02:51 PM

I was surprised not to see a thread about this. I guess this is fairly big news here since we're in a neighboring state. Ohio apparently has some of the most lax laws on personal ownership of animals in the country. Just ridiculous that someone can have those kinds of animals on their property.

When it came out that they found him dead, I assumed the animals killed him. But then you realize that all the animals had gotten loose, and you figure either he did it and killed himself, or this is some Disney movie where the chimps unlocked all the cages and then it went horribly wrong.

Passacaglia 10-19-2011 03:02 PM

Someone at lunch was telling us about this story, and he said that the guy let all the animals out, and killed himself. We all assumed that he killed himself *by* letting out the animals, and they attacked him. But we were wrong.

DataKing 10-19-2011 03:21 PM

PETA's going to have a field day with that one...

Ksyrup 10-19-2011 03:28 PM

Luckily, Jack Hanna's there to take up the side of law enforcement.

Seriously, if there's anyone PETA ought to be pissed at, it's the Ohio legislature for apparently allowing this. Once these types of animals get out into the general public, it's hard to be sympathetic toward a position that they shouldn't kill these animals. It's not like your typical sherriff's office has hundreds of big game animal tranquilizer guns/darts.

Young Drachma 10-19-2011 05:17 PM

Insanely Cute Pictures Of A Man Taking Care Of An Orphaned Baby Dolphin

Rizon 10-19-2011 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DataKing (Post 2552339)
PETA's going to have a field day with that one...


I'll bet their can't wait to get their paws on this one. Should get pretty hairy.

whomario 10-19-2011 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup (Post 2552321)
or this is some Disney movie where the chimps unlocked all the cages and then it went horribly wrong.


nah, the monkey were the only animals still in their cages (inside the house aparently). Then again, thatīs textbook fabricating an alibi :D

I read about it at work today and really had to read it a at a few sources to comprehend the number of dangerous animals he kept. At first i figured it was some sort of "park" for visitors (which still isnīt exactly normal), but to do sth like that as basically a private hobby is just insane ... 18 fucking Tigers and 17 freaking Lions, holy hell ...

I understand why authorities had to act quickly and shoot them, still ...

Rules should be much, much stricter. A private person amassing this sort of number of animals like that just shouldnīt be happening.

ColtCrazy 10-19-2011 06:54 PM

I'm definitely not a fan of PETA, but I see no reason that they can't find another way to catch the animals, especially the Bengal tigers that are so rare. Just an utter waste. Regardless of the man's intentions, he was a selfish jackass for doing this. Tragic.

Crapshoot 10-19-2011 07:46 PM

What ColtCrazy said. There are ~2,000 Bengal Tigers (or something like that) in the world today - murdering them seems sad. You think we could get tranq darts in there to do something about it?

PilotMan 10-19-2011 08:08 PM

Apparently a vet tried to tranq one of the tigers and it turned on them and attacked. Police officers had to shoot it with their sidearms to subdue it. I think they are trying everything that they can, but every single minute that these very deadly animals are running around, puts the lives of normal people at risk.

If even one person is hurt because of the so called welfare of the animals the police are going to be crucified. Time is of the essence, and unless you have a group of big game hunters nearby with the materials to take care of these animals you really don't have many other options.

Scoobz0202 10-19-2011 09:12 PM

I was watching the local news and they were interviewing one of the experts called to the scene. They even mentioned how it's not like the movies where you tranq an animal and it drops. It takes up to and sometimes longer then 10 minutes for the animal to go down depending on the size. This happened right before nighttime, also. Jack Hanna himself said that he is terribly saddened by the loss of the animals (mostly mentioned the bengal tigers), but he said there was no other choice. The loss of these beautiful animals is better then the loss of one human life, he said.

Neon_Chaos 10-19-2011 09:42 PM

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

whomario 10-20-2011 03:59 AM

PETA should be all over it for the fact that itīs absolutely ludicrous that those animals were privately owned.

But tranquing huge animals like that really isnīt instant and considering that it was at night it propably was very tough to hit a "good spot" for the tranq to be effective...

But doesnīt change the fact itīs a tragedy, but you have to target the root of the issue which is the lunacy of allowing private trade with theese sort of animals.

RainMaker 10-20-2011 04:18 AM

I'm curious to hear where Wayne Knight was during this.

Ksyrup 10-20-2011 06:47 AM

If Jack Hanna thinks there was no other way to protect people than to kill the animals, that's good enough for me.

I bet the Animal Hoarders people are pissed they didn't get to this guy before he killed himself. I also bet they're going to scour Ohio and other lax states for people similar to this guy for a show.

Rizon 10-20-2011 05:24 PM

MC Hammer launching his own search engine - CNN.com

wut

Rizon 10-26-2011 08:19 PM

"Giant Lego Man Washes Up on Florida Beach; Police Take It Into ‘Protective Custody’"

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertai...ctive-custody/

Rizon 10-27-2011 10:16 AM

Woman Allegedly Stabs Boyfriend Over 'Monopoly' -- Goes Directly To Jail | Fox News

Pumpy Tudors 10-27-2011 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rizon (Post 2553140)

I am still loving the hell out of this.

gstelmack 10-27-2011 12:16 PM

Man reports date as burglar when girlfriend shows | abc11.com

Almost put it in the other thread...

MacroGuru 10-27-2011 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gstelmack (Post 2556720)


Helps....there is a girl outside my home...and she wants to have teh sex with me...

Ksyrup 10-27-2011 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gstelmack (Post 2556720)


That's one way to resolve the 2 dates at 1 time dilemma that no one writing a sitcom ever thought of.

Lathum 10-27-2011 05:19 PM

Police: Man cut off own arm with homemade guillotine | Seattle Times Newspaper

JediKooter 10-27-2011 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup (Post 2556728)
That's one way to resolve the 2 dates at 1 time dilemma that no one writing a sitcom ever thought of.


That's one hell of a time stamp bug.

Galaxy 10-28-2011 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gstelmack (Post 2556720)


I like that they got together at 3 am on a Wednesday.


A story of a deer "checking-in" at a Super 8 motel.

http://gazettextra.com/news/2011/oct...-through-wind/

Rizon 11-01-2011 11:14 AM

http://www.independent.ie/national-n...rd-373633.html

"WWI film to tell how Irish soldier spent four years in cupboard"

Rizon 11-01-2011 11:21 AM

18TB hard drives made possible using table salt


'Super pack' of 400 wolves kill 30 horses in just four days in remote Russian village

Rizon 11-02-2011 11:04 AM

Bieber denies fathering child with 20-year-old

molson 11-02-2011 09:08 PM

Ya, this one, this one's different:

Naked woman, 21, climbed inside dead horse because she wanted to 'feel at one' | Mail Online

Ksyrup 11-02-2011 09:12 PM

She's no dolphin fucker, that's for sure.

ColtCrazy 11-02-2011 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by molson (Post 2559716)


WTF was invented for stories like this.

Ksyrup 11-02-2011 10:39 PM

#OccupyHorseCorpse

Galaxy 11-03-2011 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup (Post 2529624)
There's no way that's real!

She died giving herself a hot beef injection. NO. FUCKING. WAY.


Woman injects herself with horse blood, wears hooves (Wired UK)

How about this?

Ksyrup 11-03-2011 11:44 AM

I blame FOFC for all of these horse stories. If the posters in the political threads would stop carrying on, there wouldn't be so many dead horses for people to take advantage of.

Rizon 11-03-2011 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup (Post 2559946)
I blame FOFC for all of these horse stories. If the posters in the political threads would stop carrying on, there wouldn't be so many dead horses for people to take advantage of.


Leave Sarah Jessica Parker out of this.

Galaxy 11-03-2011 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup (Post 2559946)
I blame FOFC for all of these horse stories. If the posters in the political threads would stop carrying on, there wouldn't be so many dead horses for people to take advantage of.


Sticking with dead horse stories, here you go:

Couple's nude photo shoot inside their dead horse - Boing Boing

(The link does not have the pics, but you can go see them through a link on the story provided.)

Ksyrup 11-03-2011 01:10 PM

That was the horse story that kicked this whole thing off, up a few posts.

Unless this is another one. It's an epidemic!!!

Rizon 11-03-2011 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup (Post 2559968)
It's an epidemic!!!


Can a horse molestor ever be called "hot"? - Front Office Football Central

Grover 11-03-2011 01:21 PM

If it weren't for that horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

Galaxy 11-03-2011 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup (Post 2559968)
That was the horse story that kicked this whole thing off, up a few posts.

Unless this is another one. It's an epidemic!!!


LOL! I must of missed it or got it confused with the other horse story.

Pumpy Tudors 11-03-2011 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by molson (Post 2559716)

what in the name of fuck

Ksyrup 11-03-2011 03:25 PM

Why the long face?

Julio Riddols 11-03-2011 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by molson (Post 2559716)


Shes one of those crazy women you have a one night stand with so you can tell your friends about that wild ass girl from Cali. You just make damn sure not to stay the night, let her know your name, or give her your phone number. And you never go back to Cali.

Chief Rum 11-03-2011 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColtCrazy (Post 2559720)
WTF was invented for stories like this.


Says "ColtCrazy".

molson 11-03-2011 06:40 PM

I want to know how two people who think the horse thing is cool find each other. I mean, is that box you can check for compatibility on eharmony.com? Or is it something that just kind of starts within the relationship. Like, "hey honey, want to go to a movie tonight", "no dear, let's instead get naked and crawl into a dead horse and play with its organs and stuff so we can spiritually connect with it". "OK, ya!"

Ksyrup 11-03-2011 07:31 PM

It's the little-known 30th dimension of compatibility.

mckerney 11-04-2011 12:56 PM

Wife murdered after smashing Star Wars collection - Yahoo!

sterlingice 11-04-2011 01:03 PM

And her name was Pornpila-- ok, let's be honest- we all stopped after the first four letters of his wife name were p-o-r-n.

SI

Julio Riddols 11-04-2011 03:34 PM

She received La-Touch of death.

ColtCrazy 11-04-2011 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Rum (Post 2560090)
Says "ColtCrazy".


I see what you did there. Well played. :)

Galaxy 11-04-2011 11:47 PM

Ben Clifford Dawson, 83-Year-Old Centerville, Iowa Man Arrested For Alleged Prostitution

Galaxy 11-06-2011 02:44 AM

Russian 'Body Snatcher' Kept 26 Female Corpses In Tiny Flat | Fox News

NIZHNY NOVGOROD, Russia -- Russian police arrested a man who was found to be living with the mummified bodies of 26 women.

Historian Anatoly Moskvin, 45, stole the dead bodies of females aged between 15 and 25 years from their graves, dressed them like dolls and then kept them in his three-room apartment in the city of Nizhny Novgorod in western Russia.

He visited hundreds of cemeteries to dig up the women's skeletal remains and carried the corpses home in plastic bags, Life News reported Thursday.

Photographs of the corpses show them wearing dresses, stockings, ribbons and other items, and one appears to have been dressed as a teddy bear.

Moskvin's crime was reported by his elderly parents, who made the grim discovery after visiting their son.

Described as a "genius" by neighbors, the historian and journalist speaks 13 languages and gave lectures in a local museum.

Police said they had arrested Moskvin and later released him. It was not immediately clear what charges he will face.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/11...#ixzz1cufqQTE3

Galaxy 11-06-2011 09:10 PM

Awkward Family Pet Photos - USATODAY.com Photos

sterlingice 11-07-2011 05:29 AM

Those were pretty good

SI

Chief Rum 11-07-2011 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galaxy (Post 2561617)
Police said they had arrested Moskvin and later released him. It was not immediately clear what charges he will face.


Oh okay...

Wait, what?

RomaGoth 11-07-2011 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galaxy (Post 2561617)

Photographs of the corpses show them wearing dresses, stockings, ribbons and other items, and one appears to have been dressed as a teddy bear.


Wow.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galaxy
Described as a "genius" by neighbors, the historian and journalist speaks 13 languages and gave lectures in a local museum.


I wonder if he is fluent in prison-speak.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galaxy
It was not immediately clear what charges he will face.


Hmm, how about graverobbing and desecration of human remains?

Galaxy 11-07-2011 09:44 PM

Damn gay penguins...Don't they know it's a choice and a sin?!

SheWired - Gay Penguin Couple Forced to Separate to Breed - Video

JediKooter 11-09-2011 03:26 PM

Another foot washes up in BC Canada.

Ninth foot washes up in Canada — with a twist - World news - Americas - msnbc.com

Galaxy 11-09-2011 09:09 PM

To continue with the animal theme:


35% of men from rural Brazil have had sex with animal, study finds | Mail Online

DataKing 11-10-2011 10:59 AM

This is going a bit far if you ask me...

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news...-1226191525850

lighthousekeeper 11-10-2011 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julio Riddols (Post 2560615)
She received La-Touch of death.


holy shit that was funnier that it should have been.

cartman 11-11-2011 05:41 PM

The Bhut Jolokia was the hottest pepper a couple of years ago, rating out at just over 1,000,000 Scoville units (a jalapeno is ~3,000). Now someone has grown a pepper that rates out at 1,500,000 Scoville units. Here is the story and video account of someone trying a small piece:

This is What Happens When You Eat the World’s Hottest Pepper [Video]

cartman 11-14-2011 08:48 PM

Strange goings-on in the Chinese desert:

Why Is China Building These Gigantic Structures In the Middle of the Desert? (Update 2)


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