i have no skill in photoshop or any of the like but this is one for you guys to make up
"Maximum Footballs Flying Circus"

i just keep thinking of monty python skits when i read some of the stuff in here

Actually, it was indirectly. I did it back on page 6, but I think the thread's tidal forces inundated it and it got swept away without a reply.

See here

I have no skills either, but I know something hilarious could be done with this:

Age Of Winters CD Sword

Especially with song titles like these!

1. Celestial Crown 2. Barael's Blade 3. Freya 4. Winter's Wolves 5. Horned Goddess, The 6. Iron Swan 7. Lament For The Auroch 8. March Of The Lor 9. Ebethron

Hey, Vicki made it on there too. He must have really loved that girl.

For those who haven't seen Toddzilla's excellent work yet:

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ad.php?t=47609

What 6 year old requested the customization of Velma to thin and larger breasts? Clearly Mr and Mrs(?) Winters could learn from this the ways in which customization can be effective.

I found Daivd's resume:

Damnit I just noticed 3 things I left out of that.

wow. two days, roughly 8 hours later, I finally finish reading this thread.

I confess, I was kind of annoyed at everyone along about page 26 or so. It almost seemed like you had moved beyond making fun of the fat kid and were now making fun of the kid who has MS or something. Along about page 34 that feeling went away and now I've seen the light.

Wow. Just wow. This must be what finishing a marathon feels like.

I think that is a perfect description. I think I went through the same transition.

At least Winetrvalley was able to secure some cryptozoological monsters to help sell some games. Doesn't hurt that old bigfoot here doesn't have PC on which to try the game.

Have you guys notice that Sticky: FOF/TCY (and other text sims) REFERENCE, STRATEGY, LINKS, ETC. thread has jump to 71823.

Looks like someone increase the post count there.

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Status: offline I've touched on this a few times in the past weeks.

Due mostly to the lack of animations, "madden like" jukes, spins, and other special moves are not included in the game. I have a side step animation and that's pretty much it. If you're playing in arcade mode and your controller has triggers, you can use those to side step left and right.

People should not be expecting Madden style arcade play. I have always said that arcade mode in Maximum-Football resembles a slimmed down version of NFL Fever 2000.


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Lex?

mad props, dude.

It was at 61k when I went to bed last night. I think that someone is jacking that number up in order to inspire this thread's views to new heights. Unless 10,000 people suddenly decided that they needed to pick up some TCY recuiting pointers overnight.

:)

Dammit, now I have Cardellini on the brain.

Bring on the sexiest cartoon character draft.

1.1 New Velma

Didn't we have that already?

I know the CoH boards had a sexiest comic book character draft too.

1.2 Jessica Rabbit

1.3 Betty Boop (keeping it old school).

Never compare us to them. i will kell you.

I'm picking again in honor of senator's child molester thread.

1.4 Little Mermaid

1.5 Harley Quinn

1.6 Rosy the Robot

1.7 Cinderella

oh yeah, i'm banging a goddam princess.

I'm picking again in honor of RK Smurf (which is how your name sounds in my head)

1.8 Smurfette

Someone isn't playing fair, I think.

Not that the whole contest is of all that much importance.

I'm touched. Treat her right.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

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I'm picking again in honor of HA.

1.9 Superman

The only thing worse that could happen in this thread is if the David Winters is accidently lynched during the next night cycle.

I'd take Poison Ivy over Harley.

Ugh, please don't ruin this poor thread.

A friend of mine told me about this thread and I got hooked. When I started reading on page 1, I was a pimply, antisocial virgin. By page 10 my acne was completely cleared. When I reached the limerick-off, I had become even more antisocial, but by the time we got to cartoons and the antmeister song, I was surrounded by the glow that is this thread, and I actually managed to pay a hooker 20 bucks for a bj last night. This morning when I woke up, I discovered that my friend's brother who was in a coma for 73 days after a serious car wreck was awake and talking. This thread has even caused me to register here so that I could post.

In short: this thread has the power to create life. This thread is better than GOD!

PS: if that's not hubris I don't know what is.

Edited to add: oh yeah, also I would be interested in a cutting-edge curling sim. Someone please get on this right away. thx

zing

Porky's?!?!?!

Wow. That's old school.

Please! say "HOT" child molester thread. There is a difference.

Erik, just post some sort of screenshots or video from this build. We'll find you something critical to fix. I promise.

I don't expect any more videos or screenshots. At this point, I expect it to be released tomorrow and for them to get what sales they can before people start reviewing the game.

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Smiply aewsome gys.

Someone needs to do a Where's Waldo, but replace Waldo with Maximum Football

I'd have done some Photoshopping, but the beauty of it is that the game is nowhere to be found in the picture at all.

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When me and one of my friends would watch over my cousins or other little kids with those books, we used to play find the pervert. In every where's waldo there is a guy that looks like hes 5 seconds from doing something or suggesting something that is sexually deviant. In the above picture I would suggest the guy in the grey blazer and brown slacks.