I think this game was made just so we could make a thread.. We'll find out that the game's release was just a conspiricy and it doesn't even exist. Daivd Witner doesn't exist. It was all just a set up to get the most hilarious thread ever.

OK. That means our whole solar system could be like, one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being. This is too much! That means one little tiny atom in my finger nail could be...one little tiny universe.

Diavid and Jennifer(or maybe Vicki, who knows;):

Is that a real Vulcan death grip?

I think that pic is a repeat. I think that joke has already been made.

what page pls:)

btw, this thread needs an index or something.

that joke's been made too.

do your own research, lazybones

Maybe we should start over.

ha?

Yup, this baby REALLY needs an index. I tire of having to track down the odes each day.

bravo folks.... bravo....

BLASPHEMER!!

Should I ping Bubba or something? I would reaaaaaly like to see his input in here.

And Ant, you sir, are golden.

AAAHAHAHAHA. This one is great.

And lordy...I don't think I'll ever be able to spell my name right again....lets see....Diavd...no wait....daivd....err...dvdai?

aw crap

The picture of the wife looks like it's been photoshopped... just the placement of her head. I'm not tryin to be mean, just sayin'.

^^ Good stuff you two!! lol

And you still don't think this will be the best game ever?

I'll pass.... just because there was no option.....

Maybe I should have titled it:
"Looking for love in all the wrong places"

Damn you people!! I don't check for a couple days and now I'm so lost. We need an FAQ for this thread. Maybe dedicate a whole sub-forum to it like with Hattrick and Strategies.

Is the game out yet?

Yeah. I fear bringing up funny things and finding out that it was brought up on page 13-28. there needs to be a designated thread guru. ;)

LOL. I feel the same way. We need a Maximum Football thread liason. Someone we can ask questions of and get answers from. A Maximum Football primelord, if you will.

Good idea, we gotto save some stuff for Maximum Football 2.

I'm so happy my wish came true:D


Really briliant work by everyone... this thread is seriously one for the ages:)

The game is great... adding the day off puts it in the "perfect" category, IMHO. Well done!

I think this thread has climaxed.

Time for some afterglow!

Damn, you beat me to the Warhol thing. I was cooking one up in my brain, but my photoshop skills aren't up to this yet. Nice job!

And it's a brand new day. What fun shall be conjured from the minds of the wicked?

I'm not surprised...but word is there are no onside kicks or fake kicks of any kind.

OK....fake kicks I can see (while I wouldn't agree, though)...but no ONSIDE kicks??? Wow. Just wow.

Onside kicks are currently slated to appear in M-F III.

I think now we know why she was smirking.

But...but...you can have a rouge!

What the...? What have you people been doing to my thread? You folks are completely unreal...

And you can have a separate nickname that appears on a player's jersey like "He Hate Me."

Welcome back Bubba!!! :D :D :D

OMFG. Brilliant stuff here.

You guys make me wish I had even an inkling of skill with PhotoShop or whatever it is you use to do this kind of stuff. The Dali POM piece is great, CW!

Did you just call me Daivd Warlord? :)

To get back on topic . . . this is from the online etymology dictionary, http://www.etymonline.com

hubris

1884, from Gk. hybris "wanton violence, insolence, outrage," originally "presumption toward the gods," of unknown origin.

dola--it fits with the sense that I got when I took my Greek Myths class--hubris was a special kind of pride/arrogance that involved challenging the gods. It was not mere bravado--it was a specific kind of bravado reserved for challenges to gods. Saying that you are the best lover on the planet is not hubris. Saying that you are a better lover than Venus--that is hubris.

And hubris is a bad thing that is almost always punished.

In English, since we no longer believe in the gods (and don't have much of a problem tearing down the Gods in whom we still beleive), the term has come to mean arrogance that leads to its own punishment.

Actually, that would technically be off-topic.

All joking aside, this is just a mind boggling decision.

Forget customization, onside kicks play an important role in football on almost any level. How can you possibly make a game without it, especially one that is supposed to have it all.

Good Lord. . .

Not when you take into account we're dealing with a guy who has made design decisions (assuming for a moment the game actually exists) in a half-assed manner every step of the way. I've seen code written like this. Hell, I've written code like this. Hedge in places, use the old "oh fuckit, I can always add that later, and I don't really wanna bother anyway" excuse.

It's absurd that anyone expects this to be anything but a debacle if it ever gets released.