Yes! I saw that one yesterday.

Walt being able to bury that money in the desert with his condition was a part of Breaking Bad I found to be highly improbable

Just waiting for the Onion article where the apology is for the fact that they weren't children's sizes.

Octopuses torture and eat themselves after mating. Science finally knows why. | Live Science

And people think post-partem depression is bad!

Well, this is better than most Reddit threads at this point...

https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/25/europ...cli/index.html

That sounds a lot more like "kid left his hand too long in the area where the robot picks up chess pieces" industrial accident as opposed to "Skynet got mad at the humans"

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The video looks like the kid didnt do anything unusual, the robot just hated the snotty brat and wanted to teach him a lesson:

At least the boy wasn't playing against a Wookiee.

These are the stories I'm here for

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I'm generally against breaking into military bases, but if you are going to, that is a pretty good reason.

Actually, this story gets, um, better...?
https://www.fox13news.com/news/flori...t-deputies-say



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I love the detail. Like, if they weren't US aliens or Chinese dragons, this wouldn't have been a big deal.

A good troll.

French Scientist's Photo of ‘Distant Star’ Was Actually Chorizo

Keeping with the wildlife/drugs theme:

Bear cub high on hallucinogenic “mad honey” rescued by park rangershttps://t.co/tn8BiD8g9j pic.twitter.com/jTU0LBNRHz

— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) August 12, 2022

"...took the cub to a vet for treatment..."

You mean a detox center?

Guess the state!!!

Florida Postal Worker Killed by 5 Dogs While Delivering Mail

Cheating allegations draw attention to STL chess tournament | ksdk.com

I'm trying to figure out how that would work.

Oktoberfest is open!

#Oktoberfest# Ansturm mit Verspätung pic.twitter.com/IiknILV202

— ZDF Bayern (@ZDFbayern) September 17, 2022

(Mad dash to the 'best' spots in the 'best' tents to not leave them all day except to stumble out to puke their guts out. Say no to drugs, lol. But if anybody even thinks about doing a joint he'll be tackled by germany's version of SWAT.)

I appreciate being able to experience Oktoberfest as a 23,24, and 25 year old. Just thought of the train ride to Munich makes my head spin.

'Little heroes': A pair of 6-year-old twin girls used their toys and hair dryer to fend off their mother's attacker, police say

So the number of 6 year olds this guy can fight is less than two.

Imagine being him in prison:

"So what are you in for?"

"I attacked a woman"

"And she fended you off?

"No, it was her 6 year old girls"

New Jersey Man Monday!
 

How New Jersey Man Caught Mom's Ex Urinating on Her Grave Daily, He Alleges

I want to know what she did to hurt this man this much. Also, how the hell does he only get a public urination charge? This seems like the definition of defacing and/or desecrating a grave site, no?

I mean, not THAT strange, but the title is good:

"Pope urges priests and nuns to delete porn from their phones"

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world...n-priests-nuns

This is like 5 or 6 separate stories in one headline:

Princess Martha Louise of Norway, who has long claimed to be clairvoyant, has quit her royal duties over public criticism of her fiancé, an American celebrity shaman who sells a $222 healing amulet and has suggested cancer is a choice. https://t.co/ppFiHaak8a

— The New York Times (@nytimes) November 10, 2022

That's an awesome description

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Over 200 pounds of marijuana found during NC traffic stop, sheriff’s office says | CBS 17

Bringing 200 pounds from California means these guys are probably pretty serious traffickers. But those mugshots sure make it seem like that’s just their Thanksgiving personal use stash.

Thai Buddhist temple emptied after all the monks test positive for meth

"Drug-Addled Monks" is my next band name.

I had no idea this existed and it's effing insane to read.

All South Koreans to become younger as traditional age system scrapped | South Korea | The Guardian

"The unusual – and increasingly unpopular – custom means a baby born on New Year’s Eve becomes two years old as soon as the clock strikes midnight."

So, if you were born on New Year's Day at 12:01 am, you would be a year younger than your twin that was born on New Year's Eve at 11:59 pm. Madness...

What are they, racehorses?

Pretty sure it was self defense.

A Minnesota man who said he was at 'war' with squirrels on his property was arrested after missing his target and shooting through his neighbor's window

Is his last name Spackler?

This Dear Abby article popped up on a list of articles recommended to me by Google and it's ... something.

Dear Abby: I have a new wife and a friend I sleep with

Only top 5?!

Probe starts after Tennessee highway workers find heart in road salt - UPI.com

Bill Cosby promoting a possible spring/summer comedy tour qualifies for this thread, I think.

John Cleese’s classic “silly walk� burns more calories than a normal gait | Ars Technica

Which reminds me of Wegovy. Anyone have any opinions on it, talk with their Dr. etc.?

I don't qualify based on below but I can see an over-the-counter pill one of these days.

Umm ...

11 minutes per day vs 75 minutes per week

Lemme see now, 11x7 iiiiiiis ...

I think the point is, compared to basically the same amount of time doing "vigorous physical activity," which walking like Teabag is not.

TROUT NEWS!

Warning as video showing Aussie couple in alleged sex act with fish goes viral

Wonder if it was a blowfish :)

I was innocently scrolling through Tik Tok this morning, when I saw a video with a lady trout-fishing saying she was unaware of that "other" trout video. That made me curious to what she was talking about. I wish I hadn't.

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Wished you'd chosen the "trout" option?