That's pretty funny.

4 sentences of filler to cover up the fact that he knows nothing about Frankenstein.

Welcome to 1987

Schmidty is NOT going to enjoy that one.

:banana:

The ground can't cause a fumble. Still a retarded play, though.

To keep up with thread tradition.

It can like that. Just ask Arkansas fans about Tennessee and Clint Stoerner.

But stupidity can...

:eek:

:D

classy is its own type of beautiful

Going old school...I like it.

I plead ignorance. What happened?

That only matters if you are being tackled. If you go to the ground on your own, then yes, the ground can cause a fumble.

Naw. I don't care anymore. Selective Bigotry is par for the course around here. I'm able to separate the person from their beliefs, so it's all good.

nonononononononononono

+1

SI

Love it.

Go to youtube and put in Clint Stoerner Tennessee fumble... you should get a video that is poor quality, but shows it.

Early Houston Nutt-era Arkansas had a chance to beat #1 Tennessee during UT's national title year, leading 24-22 with under 2 minutes to play. On 2nd down from near midfield, Arkansas QB Stoerner slipped coming away from Center, tried to keep himself from falling to the ground by leaning his hand down containing the football... football touches the ground first, and stayed loose on the ground while Stoerner completely lost his balance. Tennessee recovers, scores game-winning TD with seconds left.

Early Houston Nutt-era = his first year. We started 8-0 and were ranked #9 playing at #1 Tennessee. Had them beaten. Running out the clock.

:banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead:

Ingrid was a true beauty.

She haunts my dreams. That Humphrey Bogart is a damned fool

They'll always have Paris, though.

Favorite old school woman. Dictionary definition of what beautiful is.

Back when women actually had eyebrows. I love it.

She's alright.

too true

yy on Grace...who word has it was pretty loose, too. :)

Yes. Grace Kelly is the top of the top.

Grace Kelly loooooooooooved the cock.

orly?

Porn!

It's hard to tell if some of these facebook things are indeed real but this one cracked me up. The last line is great.

great find lol, thats amazing

Yeah, you're right. My bad.

Maybe the best FOFC image of all time...so should be here.

I always feel bad for Flasch that he and his boyfriend don't have any arrows.

I'm color blind so I can't really figure this out - except for the blue arrows. I'm just going to assume everything else indicates sex.

Edited to add that I figured out the sex lines also have arrows. You might think it's easy being as dumb as I am, but trust me, it isn't.

ok in that last facebook pic, can someone up with current teenage lingo tell me what a "V-card" is?

Virginity card.

Holy shit.

I don't understand what you mean, but lefty makes me very happy.

A butter face, but a butter face all the same

Is that Christina Hendricks? The face says no, the rest says yes.

Aint nothing wrong with that face that a little Jackson Pollock wouldn't clear up.

She benefits a lot from good makeup.

Nah, it's just more the angle. And that she looks plastered. She's still gorgeous.

Is that just a screencap from its always sunny (The chick on the right looks like the waitress) or is that the actor who plays Dennis with hot chicks in real life?

It's the actor with the Waitress (who is married to Charlie IIRC). And Joan Holloway apparently.

If you put Amy Adams face on her, you would have the perect woman (other than my wife).

Now. If I find that spoon pun hilarious does that mean I had too much to drink?

Yes.

I want this shirt.

that's frigging great :lol:

Would love to see the front of this picture, and know the background...

Can't be all that good or he'd be laying in a jumbled heap on the ground after having crashed his bike (or at least turning the hell around for another pass).

Those things are what most of us call "trees".

I'd guess he's riding his bike as slow as possible while still remaining upright.

The spirit of the season.

In my imagination, she's got the face of Kate Beckinsale and the rack of a (pre-breast reduction) Jennifer Connelly.

I've seen the picture from the front pov...imagination makes this picture better.

It could be a young boy, though (s)he is wearing women's wedges.

No it's really a woman, but she probably wouldn't get many hot votes around here. I think it's still a cool picture though. I kind of wish I wouldn't have seen the front.

Now I want to see!

You can find the front-side of the picture at digg. In the comments section there's a link right at the top. Here's a link to the comments, but I (obviously) can't link the picture itself here.

http://digg.com/people/You_Brightened_My_Day

Ah yeah, just found it. She's cute.

To make up for all the "blah blah blah"...

Looks fine to me.

no no gkb - that is supposta be the "hot girl" pic on the first post of the next page!

looks absolutely fine to me

She's cute to me. I vote hot!

Less talky, more hot

Nice :D

SI

So, here is my call on these three.

#1 – obviously we start with the sweater kittens. Sure it’s mostly due to a great bra and shirt combination, but let’s give credit where credit is due, those are spectacular. But she seems all too aware of just how cute she is, which will be a problem down the road. Any relationship with this woman would clearly end with her thinking, “I’m way too hot for this shit.” And of course she would be right.

#2 – Probably cute enough under the right circumstances, she’s trying to pull off the smile at the camera and drink at the same time look, which is obviously hard to do so we will give her a pass. The important part is that she is in a beer hall and clearly enjoying herself. But is “Probably cute enough under the right circumstances” enough? I say no. We can do better.

#3 – She looks like she’s probably pretty, it’s hard to tell since her face is buried in a giant stein of beer. This is how we know she’s the one, because it’s clearly a staged picture for the first two. #1 is thinking “show off the cute boobs” #2 is thinking “make a funny face so everyone knows how much fun I’m having.” #3 though, she’s thinking “BEER armph gulp gulp armph.” Odds are she’ll look at this picture later and think, “huh, I don’t remember taking that.” I’m guessing there are a lot of pictures out there that #3 doesn’t remember taking. Of these girls, #3 is clearly the pick.

I. J. Reilly, I've seen that picture posted hundreds of times across every forum I read, but I've never seen such a well thought out analysis of what's going on in it. Bravo, sir.

he's clearly right...#3 is the "hidden gem" of this picture

:D

SI

:+1:

Thoughtful and insightful - overall a fucking outstanding breakdown of the girls.

lol...yes good post, I.J. Reilly.

Who cares.. I'll take my chances with #1 who is extremely hot on the MizzouRah hot-o-meter.. wow she's attractive to say the least.. and has a body to go with it.

:p:eek::D

#1 for the win, Alex.

Sorry to break the chain of hot chicks and stuff.....but thought I'd post our department's brand new Type III fire engine. Four wheel drive and short wheelbase for wildland fires as well as rural areas within out District.

Promises to see action all over California next fire season....



Now go back to the girls. ;)

Cheers!

Even though I know it's probably not real, "I still want to make love to you" had me cracking up.

+1

kk

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