Gaius Julius Vincius (Rank 1, Bloodhaus) vs. Fattoe the Smashifier (Rank 1, Pain Unlimited)

Purse: $12,000

Weapons: Rapier, Knife, Rope, Claymore

The discussion around the paddocks is whether or not there will be a rapier or two in the fight. Both men look to be in decent form, and both are touted as rapier specialists. The betting windows close at 1:1. Prior to the match, cellmates The Chief and Fattoe exchange some friendly words in the tunnel. The men enter the arena and head to their corners. They both know that the man who gets the rapier wins the fight. The host grabs the microphone . . . "BEGIN!" Both men charge hard at the rapier . . .

And Fattoe gets there first, but Gaius isn't willing to give the weapon up that easily and grabs at Fattoe's sword arm. Fattoe remains vigilant in his grip on the rapier as the two lock up at close range. Fattoe attempts to free his arm from Gaius' vice-like grip and succeeds in pulling away and opening some distance between the two. In trouble now, Gaius heads for the nearest weapon, which is the knife.

Gaius covers the ground quickly and gets over to the knife in time to assume a defensive position before Fattoe can attack. Fattoe humors Gaius and playfully stabs at him with the rapier. Gaius parries, as expected.

Fattoe settles into a fencing stance and gets a little more serious. He slashes low. The knife just doesn't have the range to block and the rapier cuts through Gaius' leg like butter. Gaius crumples under his own weight and goes to the ground. Fattoe stands just out of dagger's reach and begins carving letters into his opponents chest. "I-W-I-N" In moments Gaius will expire due to a severed artery in his leg.

TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES!

Making a last ditch effort to save his life, Gaius hurls the knife at Fattoe. The knife heads straight for Fattoe's face . . . at the last moment, Fattoe parries the knife harmlessly to the side. Fattoe, goes over to where the knife was dropped and picks it up. He comes back and begins using it to pick his nails. He pulls up a seat on the center stone and begins whistling as he studies the fingernail dirt that is now on the end of the knife. Silently, Gaius breathes his last breath. Fattoe walks back over to Gaius' dead body and proceeds to cut his middle finger off. With finger in hand, Fattoe strolls over toward Demetrius Cavish's box seat and gives him the finger. Literally.

Fattoe the Smashifier is now Rank 2 and receives 1 prestige point. Torbjorg collects the $12,000 purse and offers help Fattoe refine the fighting style of his choice. Fattoe is uninjured and can fight when he next desires to.

And thus ends week 2 of fighting. I'll post an updated slave list a little later.

Remember if you would like to join or rejoin. Deadline for getting to Friday's auction block is 10:00 AM CST on Friday.

*GrumbleGrumbleGrumble*

Slave Name: Little Jeebie Dee
Favorite Weapon: Longsword

Slave Name: Big Bad
Favorite Weapon: Warhammer (still want to see this in action)
Stable Preference: Corax

Just too hilarious, WOOT, bring on the next opponent...

Great story-telling RH, I love it!

I'd like to train the normal fighting style, please.

JAGus "mAd" MAXimus coughs up blood and froths at the mouth. "Victory! Sweet *cough* bloody victory is *cough cough* mine!" he half-gags.

Still running on adrenaline, he runs in a small circle and bellows "RIZARRO! What is pain and suffering to those who have savored a conquest? I have sullied the honor of your stable by defeating the unworthy Hunter. You have demeaned the name of Pain Unlimited by being fortunate in surviving Thickthumbs the Violent Tempered. You are hurt, I am hurt. Let us meet as two wounded veteran warriors and settle this like men among the screaming crowds. Let us settle this blood grudge between our stables Tuesday, the 14th. Consider yOURSELF cHALLENGED!!!1111 I dare you to accept. *spits*

(to Torbjorg) "Perhaps you could show me that defensive style you mentioned knowing. This sword through the guts thing probably isn't good for my longterm health."

Well damn. So be it. I give to you the new soldier of doom.

Slave: Erik Flamebeard (of the Neither Here Nor There!)
Favored Weapon: Warhammer

Erik shall smash his way to victory.

I, for one, find his brutish strength puzzlingly arousing. :confused:

I thought it was pretty awesome. Especially this part:


:D

Dammit, it's going to be hard finding a cooler name than Sinister Vibes.

Slave Name: Dr. Fantastic
Favorite Weapon: Machete

Gunther GoBoom want a house!

Gunther want fight!

Gunther want lady!

Gunther want chicken sandwich and Dr. Pepper.

Two new weapons were added to the weapon list. The crowbar has replaced the rope as the rope is hardly a weapon. I also added the lead pipe. You can't have much more fun than a good ol' fashion pipe beating.

That ain't it. Fortunately you'll be able to pick a new one next Tuesday. Love Hurts invites you to a beat down (assuming I get picked on Friday).

Little Jeebie Dee, Big Bad, Erik Flamebeard (of the neither here nor there!), and Dr. Fantastic have all been added to the auction block for Friday.

Slave Name: Ca$h Money
Weapon of Choice: Chain

Restrictions have been taken off of The House of Four Fingers, even though it really doesn't matter anymore. Flynn has won enough money today that he may be making a purchase or two Friday afternoon.

Since Jeeberus D couldn't even survive one match; I will issue an open challenge to anyone who wants a piece of me.

Fattoes want to give little man a shot at the title. *SPIT*
You can keep the toenail as a hat. MUHAHAHAHAH!!

I disappeared!:eek:


I signed up right after GB:)

Tucker,

A very dangerous game this is: http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/for...5&postcount=25

We'll send your family a fruit basket.

You may wish to check page one. You were choked out of existence by same said GB before those standings were produced. I'm assuming they're only listing live slaves.

You are correct sir!

Current Standings:

Rank	Prestige	SlaveName	House Name	Wound	Weapons	Armor	Styles
2	1	Calaleus	House Corax	22	Axe, Machete	0	None
2	1	Godzillius Blitz	Bloodhaus	21	Spiked Club	1	None
2	1	Hokius Maximus	House Corax	23	Rapier	0	None
2	1	JAGus "Mad" MAXimus	Pain Unlimited	22	Chainsaw	0	Defensive
2	1	MC²	The House of Four Fingers	22	Axe	0	None
2	1	Qwikshot	The House of Four Fingers	24	Machete	0	None
2	1	Rizarro	The House of Four Fingers	24	Chains	0	None
2	1	The Chief	Pain Unlimited	23	Chainsaw	0	None
2	1	Fattoe the Smashifier	Pain Unlimited	22	Rapier	0	Normal
2	1	Split Peon the First	Bloodhaus	25	Longsword	1	None
1	0	Froggius	Pain Unlimited	18	Claymore	0	None
1	0	Kingfc22	Bloodhaus	23	Warhammer	0	None
1	0	Windstorm 1	Pain Unlimited	22	Longsword	0	None

I decided to throw trained styles into this, so you can get a better idea of who your opponent is.

Edit: Oh yeah! And the all important "Wound" boxes which figuratively represent your toughness, but truly represent hit points. ;)

Slave name: Raven Hawk
Favorite weapon: Machete

Lol!

What? ;)

Officially requesting a Hall of Heroes (aka Hall of Fodder), so we can keep track of the carnage. :)

Ca$h Money and Raven Hawk added to the auction block for Friday.

Not all of you. Let me know if you want your tongue back.

Pilot stood in his cell, waiting for the next order. In pushed his master.

"Get up slave!" he shouted
"Get up you lazy bitch! You're gone, I can't stand you, you lazy piece..."
"Your going to Thunderdome Friday, and you better bring top dollar."

The huge man stood up, towering above his master, knowing that in an instant he could end the little man's life. He hesitated then bent down and whispered into the mans ear,

"I'll live to see you fight for me. And I'll cut off your testicles and present them to your opponent before you die."

He was quite serious and unemotional. The little man stared, then knowing he could do nothing, as he wanted good money for the healthy slave, left quietly knowing he had ment it.

Name: Pilot the Cruel
Weapon: Chains

I don't care where I go.

Ask and you shall receive:

The Hall of Fodder

SlaveName	Rank	Slayer	DeathThroe
Ajtuck	1	Godzillius Blitz	Crushed Windpipe and Suffocation
The Hunter	1	JAGus "Mad" MAXimus	New Entrée: Shishka-heart
Thickthumbs the Violent Tempered	1	Rizarro	Machete Embedded in Skull
Myrdrimor	1	Calaleus	Lost his Head to an Axe
Coffee Warlord	1	Qwikshot	Lost his Head to a Machete
Jeeberus Dee	1	MC²	Neck/Axe Incompatability Issues
DeToxusRoxus	1	Hokius Maximus	Cut in Twain by Chainsaw
HellAntic	1	Split Peon the First	Lost his Head to a Machete
Sinister Vibes	1	The Chief	Axe Embedded in Chest
Gaius Julius Vincius	1	Fattoe the Smashifier	Severed Artery in Leg

Requesting to get in:

Name: Revile the Revolting
Weapon: Axe
House: Are there too many in Bluthaus (the German way of saying it), or may I join?

Revile and Pilot added to Friday's auction.

Edit: Incidentally, revrew, you can put down a preference of house, but there is no guarantee that you'll end up there.

Tuesday's Card:

Incidentally, I'm cutting down to a max of 5 fights per card as the last card took me a little longer to resovle than I'd like. Tuesday fights higher ranks will have priority. Thursday fights, lower ranks will have priority.

One slot open:

Undercard 4: Open
Undercard 3: Little Jeebie Dee (Rank 1, Malice Unchained) vs. Flatulon (Rank 1, Pain Unlimited)
Undercard 2($18,000): Kingfc22 (Rank 1, Bloodhaus) vs. Fattoe the Smashifier (Rank 2, Pain Unlimited)
Undercard 1($25,000): JAGus "The Half Dead" (Rank 2, Pain Unlimited) vs. Rizarro "The Half Alive" (Rank 2, The House of Four Fingers)
Main Event ($25,000): Godzillius Blitz (Rank 2, Bloodhaus) vs. Calaleus (Rank 2, House Corax)

Any chance you could post a "fighter by house" list?

Living Fighters by house:

House Name	Rank	SlaveName
Bloodhaus	2	Split Peon the First
Bloodhaus	2	Godzillius Blitz
Bloodhaus	1	Kingfc22
House Corax	2	Hokius Maximus
House Corax	2	Calaleus
Pain Unlimited	2	Fattoe the Smashifier
Pain Unlimited	2	JAGus "Mad" MAXimus
Pain Unlimited	2	The Chief
Pain Unlimited	1	Windstorm 1
Pain Unlimited	1	Froggius
The House of Four Fingers	2	Qwikshot
The House of Four Fingers	2	Rizarro
The House of Four Fingers	2	MC²

Well it appears that overall rankings would look something like this:

1:Pain Unlimited, based on quality and quantity. Followed by
2:The House of Four Fingers, good quality, need more bodies.
3:Bloodhaus
4:House of Corax, rough start for the former slave.

This is an awesome dynasty. :)

Pain Unlimited, is low on cash, but high on capital.
Bloodhaus is high on cash, but low on capital.
The other two are in between.

I would honor Sinister Vibes' death, but he barely tested me, not surprisingly. It will not be long before I own this slave ring.

I will take Misdirection, as it seems fleet of foot I am not, so best to convince my opponent I am elsewhere when he swings his weapon.

CR

Rule 10 has been added regarding length of season and off-season training. Still a little ambiguous, but hopefully as things go forward, I'll get a better idea of what I want to do with it.

Why Fattoe not get prestige?

I'll trade a toenail for some!

Slave Name: Mucius "The Lefty" Scaevola
Weapon of Choice: Spear
House of Choice: Bloodhaus

And not knowing what the challenge status of people are, Mucius would like to challenge Froggius in the arena.

Whoops sorry. Seems I missed Fattoe and Split Peon. I'll update those now.