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lytic 04-03-2004 06:40 PM

I want Juice!

If not, I'll split open the Letter Opener...

tucker342 04-03-2004 11:58 PM

So who wants to get their ass kicked by AJ?

Blade 04-04-2004 12:00 AM

Damn...is there anything I can do to win???

Marmel 04-04-2004 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade
Damn...is there anything I can do to win???



Paypal to [email protected]

:)

SirFozzie 04-04-2004 12:20 AM

Blade. Or fight me.. I've gotten my asskicked big time last couple fights :?

TRO 04-04-2004 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tucker342
So who wants to get their ass kicked by AJ?


The Ape does.

Calis 04-04-2004 10:18 AM

I believe KGB is ducking me..it's ok KGB, we all got to go down sometime. Your time is drawing near.

Scoobz0202 04-04-2004 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirFozzie
Whafuck?

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH :D

Scoobz0202 04-04-2004 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scoobz0202
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH :D


dola-

I told ya my first fight was a fluke. Give me the champ, baby.

duckman 04-04-2004 12:50 PM

Marmel,

Can you put me in the next set of cards?

Marmel 04-04-2004 08:33 PM

Fight Card from Gimnasio Milson Nelson Arena in Rio De Jinero, Brazil. Fight Date: 03/07/2005


Opening Bout: Anthony ‘The English Assassin’ Lee vs. Kevin ‘Ice’ Heath

Preliminary Bout #1: John ‘Killer’ Naumoff vs. David ‘The Assassin’ Gonzalez, Part II

Preliminary Bout #2: AJ ‘Tuck’ Tucker vs. Clyde ‘The Grape Ape’ Kong

Support Bout: Bruce ‘The Letter Opener’ Babson vs. Colton ‘The Blade Bomber’ Mayes

Co-feature: Jobu ‘The Suckpuppy’ Eckman vs. Chris ‘The Silver Subby’ Shue

Main Event: Gertbeef ‘The Adversary’ Roe vs. Lytic ‘Ravenhawk Killa’ Virus. A victory for Roe will guarantee him a shot at the FOFC strap. A victory by Virus will put him into contention for a title shot at this point in his career.

Marmel 04-04-2004 09:13 PM

Opening Bout, scheduled for 8 rounds.


Anthony ‘The English Assassin’ Lee (0-0) vs. Kevin ‘Ice’ Heath (0-1)

Heath comes to the ring in perfect shape. Lee looks a bit paunchy for his fight professional fight.



Lee comes out confident, and is working the jab into the face of Heath and mixing in some solid body shots. With about a minute left in the round, Heath lands his first real clean punch and it is a sharp jab to the face of Lee, which buckles his knees and sends him down for a 5 count! Heath care of business after that and easily wins the round, probably by 2 points. Lee comes out of the round with a swelling on his right eye already.

In round 2, Lee showed little effects from the knockdown, and the round turned into a real slug fest. Lee got the better of Heath in this round thanks to a very strong finish.

Heath regrouped for round 3 and started off very strong. A nice left-right combination and then a couple nice right crosses gave him an early lead in this round, but Lee fought back hard, and once again finished up the round quite strong to take another round on the cards.

In round 4, Heath once again starts strong, but Lee once again comes back in the later part of the round to catch up and then with little time left in the round, he knocks Heath down for a 3 count! We are halfway through this fight and I have Lee winning 3 of the 4 rounds, but Heath’s one round is a 10-8 one.

Finally, in round 5, Heath is able to put together a complete 3 minute round. Lee tried to fight back late and steal another one, but Heath remained aggressive this time and matched Lee shot for shot in the close minute of the round. Lee’s eye is starting to look pretty bad, but with only 3 rounds left, I think it will hold up.

Lee looks pretty tired in round 6, and the action slowed down a bit here. Heath was not able to take advantage of a tiring Lee in this round, and the two battled to a very even round.

Lee seems to have found his second wind here in round 7. He looks faster than Heath and is clearly much more effective in this round. Late in the round, he rips a right cross into the cheek of Heath and cuts him open pretty bad. The ref halts the fight and asks the doctor to take a look at the cut. Heath’s corner pleads with the doctor to let him finish the fight since this round is over and there is only 1 more left. The doctor disagrees and surprisingly, stops it!


The winner by TKO at the 2:52 mark of Round 7 is Anthony ‘The English Assassin’ Lee!!!

Johnny93g 04-04-2004 09:17 PM

My bout with the assasin is up next, dont dont if i want to see the results......I can get through 1 fight...can't I?

juiceparis 04-04-2004 09:47 PM

Hey marmel, is there a rematch with KGB coming up for me?

Marmel 04-04-2004 09:55 PM

Preliminary Bout #1, scheduled for 8 rounds.


John ‘Killer’ Naumoff (0-3) vs. David ‘The Assassin’ Gonzalez (1-3-1)

Both fighters come to the ring in perfect condition.



Round 1 of this fight is all David Gonzalez. He landed some real nice punches in this round, and also limited Naumoff to just a few glancing blows, but nothing clean.

Early in round 2, Gonzalez lands a wild right hand into the face of Naumoff. Naumoff is hurt badly and voluntarily takes a knee! He gets back up after the ref counts to 9. A solid combination not long after the first knockdown, sends Naumoff to the canvas again, this time not voluntarily. It takes a count of 8 before he gets back up. Gonzalez cannot finish him off in this round though.

It is still all David Gonzalez here in round 3, but at least Naumoff was able to stay on his feet for the full 3m minutes. He does have a swelling in his right eye now, though.

Gonzalez slowed way down in the 4th round, and Naumoff took advantage by pressing the action and scoring more points. His punches don’t appear to have much sting though. Through 4 rounds of this scheduled 8 rounder, I have Gonzalez up 3 rounds to 1, with one of those 3 rounds being a 2 pointer.

In round 5, Naumoff has finally found something that works and he is landing a bunch of nice punches to the face and body of Gonzalez. One shot to the ribs sends Gonzalez down for an 8 count! Gonzalez gets back up, but Naumoff sends him back down to the canvas with a great right hand to the face of Gonzalez. This time he gets up at the count of 6. When he does return to his feet, Gonzalez has a glazed over look in his eyes and the ref stops the fight!!!


The winner, by TKO, at the 2:38 mark of Round 5 is JOHN ‘KILLER’ NAUMOFF!!!!

Marmel 04-04-2004 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juiceparis
Hey marmel, is there a rematch with KGB coming up for me?


I have not thought that far out yet. Roe is next in line if he can win on this card. I am quite sure you will have a title shot coming up very soon though.

Marmel 04-04-2004 10:19 PM

Preliminary Bout #2, scheduled for 8 rounds.


AJ ‘Tuck’ Tucker (0-2) vs. Clyde ‘The Grape Ape’ Kong (1-2-2)

Both fighters look to be in great shape for this fight. Reports are that Tucker trained as hard as he ever has for a fight. Hopefully, he did not overdo it and leave the fight in the gym.



Kong opens the fight with a beautiful uppercut and then a few terrific hooks that all landed cleanly. He looked to be in complete control of the fight early on, but Tucker saw an opening late in the round and snuck in a huge shot which caught Kong by surprised and dropped him to the canvas for a count of 7! Without that, Tucker loses this round, but now you have to give it to him.

Kong starts off strong again in round 2, but Tucker comes back to make it a fight in this round. Kong has the stronger finish and I would give him this round, but just barely.

Tucker starts round 3 strong, but two big rights from Kong turns the momentum in his favor and he rides that to an easy victory here in the 3rd round of this fight.

Kong had Tucker in a world of trouble here in round 4. He was awfully close to at least knocking Tucker down, if not out. But credit Tucker for staying up, even if he got creamed in this round. Halfway through the fight, I give 3 rounds to Kong and 1 to Tucker. The knockdown is the wildcard here.

The action seemed to slow down here in round 5, at least until Kong threw a nice power jab and knocked Tucker down for a count of 4! Kong moves in for the kill, and scores another knockdown right before the bell. Tucker gets up pretty quick and gets out of the round, but Kong is really pulling out to a big lead.

Kong looked to keep control of the fight in round 6, but he gets caught with a solid hook from Tucker that drops him for a 4 count! Kong gets out of the round, but lets Tucker back into the fight with that knockdown.

Both fighters leave it out out in the ring here and round 7 and battle to a very even round. This fight is still Kong’s to win if he can take care of business in the 8th and final round.

The 8th and final round was not nearly as eventful as I would have expected, especially form Tucker’s end. It was a close round but I think Kong had the advantage. This fight goes to the cards:


Jeffrey Belton scores the fight 76-73.

Roger Tilleman scores it 75-73.

Daniel Van De Weile scores it 76-73 for the winner, by unanimous decision, CLYDE ‘THE GRAPE APE’ KONG!!!!

Marmel 04-04-2004 10:23 PM

Hmmm...Kong has not lost in 4 fights now.

Johnny93g 04-04-2004 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marmel
The winner, by TKO, at the 2:38 mark of Round 5 is JOHN ‘KILLER’ NAUMOFF!!!!


I won, I actually won a fight...now that ive tasted victory, Im unstoppable.....all right, who's next :mad:

kingfc22 04-04-2004 10:42 PM

I SUCK

Marmel 04-04-2004 10:47 PM

Support Bout, scheduled for 8 rounds.

Bruce ‘The Letter Opener’ Babson (1-3) vs. Colton ‘The Blade Bomber’ Mayes (2-3-1)

Mayes looks to be in great shape for this fight. Babson seems to be carrying some extra weight around, which may affect him.



Some great exchanges right from the opening bell of this fight. Babson was landing cleaner and a straight right sent Mayes down for a 4 count early on! Babson moves in for the kill after Mayes gets back up, but was only able to land one more real effective punch in the round.

Mayes comes back with a solid round 2, particularly on the defensive end. He really limited Babson’s chances, and scored enough to easily take this round.

In round 3, Babson comes back strong from the beating he took and started landing once again. A huge right across the forehead of Mayes sent him stumbling backwards and then down! Mayes answers to a 4 count. As soon as he got up, Babson clobbered him with a nasty combination and Mayes goes down again, this time for a 6 count! Babson again moves in on him, and is pummeling him once again. Mayes is not fighting back, which leaves the ref no option but to stop this fight here in the Round 3!!


The winner, by TKO, at the 2:26 mark of Round 3 is BRUCE ‘THE LETTER OPENER’ BABSON!!!!!

JeeberD 04-04-2004 10:59 PM

Hey Marm, after this card how difficult and time consuming would it be for you to make list everyone's records and possibly some rankings? I've gotten lost with how many people have signed up...

Marmel 04-04-2004 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD
Hey Marm, after this card how difficult and time consuming would it be for you to make list everyone's records and possibly some rankings? I've gotten lost with how many people have signed up...



Not a problem!

JeeberD 04-04-2004 11:22 PM

You rock...

BYU 14 04-05-2004 01:03 AM

Limey Time
 
Despite training at McDonalds the English Assasin lays a big Mac on Mr. Heath......Now we can get serious......first order of Business, only room for one Assasin in this World.....Calling out David "The Assasin" Gonzalez for my next outing!! :mad:

kingfc22 04-05-2004 01:26 AM

I have no problem being the worst FOFC boxer, but one thing I can not stand is some prude from England calling me out. I am the Assassin and no jackass upstart from the other side of the ocean, yea it's not a pond, is going to take my name away from me.

Bring it on!!!

Marmel 04-05-2004 02:11 AM

See I like this! Special stipulation for this match, is the loser gives up his nickname and the winner gets to choose the new one for the losing fighter. :)

JAG 04-05-2004 05:42 AM

Hah, I barely even trained for my last fight and still knocked the stuffing out of Mayes. Just need to find a suitable victim for the fight to bring me back to .500.

condors 04-05-2004 05:52 AM

any chance for a williams vs babson matchup next card?

lytic 04-05-2004 07:16 AM

Juice... you gotta get past the Virus if you want KGB! You might get around a cold, but you can't defeat a VIRUS!

(okay I better beat Roe now...)

JAG 04-05-2004 07:50 AM

"Mildfire" - You've got a bad reputation in the ring for boring-ass fights. That will never do. When the crowd sees me step in the ring, they need to know they're getting a real show! I have just the guy for my next bout: "Stunner" Stan Gunner. We'll show you wussies with no power how to knock the crap out of your opponent. Crowd wants blood, we'll give 'em blood.

Kevin 04-05-2004 07:57 AM

Gertrude better be able to beet Virus easily if he expects a title shot. I've already exposed Virus to be a glorified club fighter.

Juice wasn't a bad opponent. I would be happy to finish the beating the referee so unfortunately stopped. Commissioner Marmel should find an arena next to hospital if Juice qualifies for a re-match.

Blade 04-05-2004 09:30 AM

Alright...who wants to step into the ring with me...I should be an easy mark...

(Is it considered a hustle attempt when you really do suck?)

condors 04-05-2004 09:36 AM

cough-coward-cough

ok gimmie someone who isn't afraid of a boxing lesson

MikeVic 04-05-2004 09:37 AM

Hey Killer, wipe that angry look off your face... your panties are showing. You want another opponent? Feeling cocky after that last victory? Why don't you take on M-squared!

JAG 04-05-2004 09:52 AM

coward coming from the 'boxer' who does nothing more than run from his opponent and clinch whenever possible. Call me when you learn to fight like a real man.

condors 04-05-2004 10:50 AM

i took my lessons from "the greatest" if you had the talent you would too

Raven Hawk 04-05-2004 10:56 AM

Anybody want to use Cobra Catalan as a punching bag? :) I promise to spend a lot of time inspecting the mat close up.

Travis 04-05-2004 11:06 AM

I'm ready to go against anybody who is willing to slug it out in the middle of the ring. No showboating required.

StanGunner 04-05-2004 11:17 AM

First it was the TenderFoot stomp
Then Mr Miller was out of time
Now we see with much ado and pomp
Babson going down before his prime

Stunner is ready for "The Letter Opener"

Blade6119 04-05-2004 11:22 AM

I now hate my guy...can i like retire or something and start over?

Achilles 04-05-2004 11:29 AM

First Name: Alex
Last Name: Anderson-Atinger
Nickname: Triple A(AAA)
Left or Right Handed: Left
Hometown: North Pole, Antartica


Use 33 points among these three categories:

Control vs. Boxer: 13
Control vs. Slugger: 10
Power: 10

Chin Vs. Knockdown 3
Chin vs. Knockout 1
Recovery 2

Absorb Punishment

Killer Instinct 8
Aggresiveness 6
Endurance 10

Inside

Slugger

Choose foul frequency:
seldom

Raven Hawk 04-05-2004 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by condors
cough-coward-cough

ok gimmie someone who isn't afraid of a boxing lesson


Cobra Catalan is in need of some boxing lessons, if you want to beat on him for awhile.

Blade6119 04-05-2004 11:33 AM

wait, i wont retire, ill just pad everyones record...thats seems to be all my guy can do nowadays

RainRaven 04-05-2004 11:58 AM

Brandon Valike would like to knock someone esle out on the next card. Step on up!

JAG 04-05-2004 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StanGunner
First it was the TenderFoot stomp
Then Mr Miller was out of time
Now we see with much ado and pomp
Babson going down before his prime

Stunner is ready for "The Letter Opener"


Glad to see you step up to the challenge. However, the only thing that'll be "stunning" in this fight is how fast you hit the mat.

JAG 04-05-2004 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade6119
I now hate my guy...can i like retire or something and start over?


Don't feel bad Mayes. You lasted three rounds...that's two more than Gonzalez did.

Wolfpack 04-05-2004 04:27 PM

I repeat, I am "King" of the ass-whipped in this group. I am the only one who has been sent to the hospital in a fight. All you other candyasses get back in line. I reserve the right to be the next punching bag for some hot up-and-comer.

So there.

Johnny93g 04-05-2004 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVic
Hey Killer, wipe that angry look off your face... your panties are showing. You want another opponent? Feeling cocky after that last victory? Why don't you take on M-squared!


Bring it on, the pride of Toronto will make you cry :eek:

lytic 04-05-2004 05:56 PM

what happened to the rest of the fights... I've been waiting all day!!! The suspense is killing me!

kingfc22 04-05-2004 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lytic
what happened to the rest of the fights... I've been waiting all day!!! The suspense is killing me!


All the smack talking got in the way. Now where is that Euro Trash.

lytic 04-05-2004 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Achilles
First Name: Alex
Last Name: Anderson-Atinger
Nickname: Triple A(AAA)
Left or Right Handed: Left
Hometown: North Pole, Antartica


Dude, that's some funny shit... :D

Calis 04-05-2004 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lytic
what happened to the rest of the fights... I've been waiting all day!!! The suspense is killing me!


I think it was considered obvious that you stood no chance in your fight, so Marmel didn't even bother to run it. I can't say as I blame him.

lytic 04-05-2004 06:46 PM

This coming from a guy at Hill AFB? Did it take you all day to think that one up? I know there is nothing else to do there... ;)

Becky'sBabes 04-05-2004 06:48 PM

I am not at all sure if I did this right...but here it is, lets see how he does...



First Name: P
Last Name:Whitaker
Nickname: Sweet Pea
Left or Right Handed: Left
Hometown: City, state and/or country: USA




Control vs. Boxer: 11
Control vs. Slugger: 11
Power: Duh...Power! 11





Chin Vs. Knockdown 2
Chin vs. Knockout 1
Recovery 3



Choose 1 which you want to be better at:


Absorb Punishment





Use 24 points among (max 10 in each category):

Killer Instinct 9
Aggresiveness 7
Endurance 8



you are better at fighting inside




Choose style:

Boxer

Choose foul frequency:
seldom

lytic 04-05-2004 06:56 PM

nevermind Marm... she went with a guy boxer anyway (see above).

Calis 04-05-2004 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lytic
This coming from a guy at Hill AFB? Did it take you all day to think that one up? I know there is nothing else to do there... ;)


Heh..very true. Had to take my shot though, it's not often I get to trash talk NCO's. :)

I do hate me some Hill AFB though.

Dang it, I am anxious to see this results though. I want to know if Gert has earned his shot yet!

Marmel 04-05-2004 08:49 PM

Co-Feature, scheduled for 10 rounds.


Jobu ‘The Suckpuppy’ Eckman (3-2) vs. Chris ‘The Silver Subby’ Shue (1-3-1)


Both fighters appear to be in great shape for this fight.



Eckman is the slugger and Shue the boxer, and in round 1 the boxing style won out with ease. Jobu was never able to find an opening and land a clean shot, but Shue was able to do so with ease.

Jobu landed a huge right hand early in round 2. With Eckman’s power you think Shue would be slowed down a bit, but he actually got more active and came back to win another round with ease.

Shue contines to pick apart Jobu in round 3. After working him over, he lands a flurry of punches to the head and body and sends Jobu down for a 4 count. Jobu gets up and Shue comes after him, landing some huge shots. Jobu looks like he might go down again. Shue blasts him with a right, but the ref jumps in between the fighters. Shue is screaming at the ref. Oh My, it appears the ref has DQ’d Shue without even giving him a warning. That last punch was a blatant backhand, but to stop the fight…..what a disgrace!


The winner, by DQ, is JOBU ‘THE SUCKPUPPY’ ECKMAN!!!!

Marmel 04-05-2004 09:14 PM

The Main Event, scheduled for 12 rounds.


Gertbeef ‘The Adversary’ Roe (4-0) vs. Lytic ‘Ravenhawk Killa’ Virus (2-1)

Both fighters look to be in great shape, for what will be a very important fight in each of their careers.


Roe is not going to overpower many fighters, but he is fast and so hard to hit, so he just wears his opponents out, and he gets a good start at it here in round 1.

Virus continues to have a lot of trouble getting Roe to stand still so he can land a punch. Roe is not overwhelming Virus, but still doing plenty of work to wear down Virus and take another round.

In round 3, Roe starts to take over this fight. A nice right to the face of Virus cuts him open on his left cheek. As virus swipes at the blood, Roe is quick enough to land some nice hooks to the ribs of Virus. Total domination by Roe in round 3, and Virus is quickly falling behind.

Virus is still unable to do any real damage to Roe in this fight. Roe’s defense and his speed is just too much right now. Meanwhile Roe’s offense was great in the last round, but otherwise it is just effective enough to keep racking up the rounds.

The domination continues in round 5. Virus is visably frustrated with the way his offense is completely ineffective tonight. Roe continues to do his thing and the pay off is starting to show as a swelling is popping up on Virus’s left eye.

In round 6, Virus finally lands a few big power punches which got Roe’s attention. Virus finally picks up a round, but halfway through the fight, I have Roe with 5 rounds to Virus’s 1 round.

Roe takes back control of the fight in the early going of round 7. This looks like the Roe of the first 5 rounds, but then the unthinkable. One huge power shot into the ribs of Roe sends him to the canvas for the first time in his career! Roe answers to a 7 count and the fight continues. Virus is all hyped up now and just unloads into the face of Roe, sending him right back down to the canvas for a 5 count! Roe gets out of the round, but that aura of invincibility has been shattered here in round 7!

Virus continues his assault on Roe in round 8. Roe is really shaken up after those knockdowns and his confidence level seems low. The ref has to break up the two men as the bell rings to end this round, one which Virus easily won.

This fight has completely turned around since the knockdown a few rounds back. Virus keeps it going in this round with his third knockdown of Roe! Roe answers to a 5 count this time and the round continues. Roe gets out of the round, but his lead has all but evaporated!

The first punch by Virus in round 10 cuts Roe’s face open pretty badly under his left eye. But then just that quickly, Roe turns the fight back around to his favor with a great showing here in the 10th. He looked like Roe from the early rounds and picked up a much needed round, and also caused some additional swelling to the eye of Virus, which his corner has done a great job on so far.

The two fighters went toe to toe in round 11, but Roe turned it on late in the round and gained a decisive advantage in the 11th round to pick up his second late round in a row.

Roe finished this fight as strong as he started it. We will soon find out of it was strong enough to overcome the three knockdowns he suffered.



Roy Francis scores the fight 114-112 for Gertbeef Roe.

Kim Key-Yun scores it 113-112 for Lytic Virus.

Mikael Hook scores it 113-112 for the winner, by split decision, GERTBEEF ‘THE ADVERSARY’ ROE!!!!!

Marmel 04-05-2004 09:26 PM

Here is the next card, sorry to those I could not fit in. After this post, you can sign up for the next card though.


Opening Bout: P Whitaker vs. Triple AAA - Debut Bout

Preliminary Bout #1: John Naumoff vs. Mr Miller

Preliminary Bout #2: Bruce Babson vs. Stan Gunner

Support Bout: Anthony Lee vs. David Gonzalez - Nickname Fight!

Co-Feature: Johnny Lee Paris vs. Lytic Virus - #1 contender fight

Main Event: Alexander Yakushev vs. Gertbeef Roe - FOFC Title Fight

Calis 04-05-2004 10:09 PM

Ughh! Virus broke my streak for being knocked down. Damn it all. Glad to see I pulled it off though, definitely my toughest fight so far.

Ready for KGB!

JeeberD 04-05-2004 10:11 PM

Hmmm, I'll take a win any way that I can get it, but that was still a pretty cheap victory.

BYU 14 04-05-2004 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marmel
See I like this! Special stipulation for this match, is the loser gives up his nickname and the winner gets to choose the new one for the losing fighter. :)


There we go...........

Eating limes and dropping rhymes, you hear me talk the talk.
The name is mine and suits me fine, and now I'll walk the walk.

When I take your tag away and on the floor your lying.
I'll name something nice and sweet so you won't go home crying.


I love the stipulation Marmel, we should fight in a Steel cage too ;)

Marmel 04-05-2004 10:48 PM

Ranking, Fighter, Record, (Knockouts Scored)

1 Alexander Yakushev, 5-0 (2) - Champion
2 Johnny Lee Paris, 5-1-1 (4)
3 Gertbeef Roe, 5-0 (1)
4 Jobu Eckman, 4-2 (3)
5 David Yellope 4-3 (2)
6 Tony Williams, 3-3-1
7 Clyde Kong, 2-2-2 (1)
8 Neuq Otto, 3-2 (1)
9 Jeff Nights, 2-1-1 (1)
10 Rupert Pupkin, 2-2-1 (2)
11 Stan Gunner, 2-0
12 Shane Kormelink, 2-1
13 Colton Mayes, 2-4-1 (1)
14 Lytic Virus, 2-2 (2)
15 Charlie Swager, 1-1-1 (1)
16 Bruce Babson, 2-3 (2)
17 Anthony Lee, 1-0 (1)
18 Brandon Valike, 1-0 (1)
19 Walter Smith, 1-0
20 Travis Elkin 1-1 (1)
21 Chris Homan, 1-1 (1)
22 Todd Vicious 1-1
23 Chris Shue, 1-4-1
24 David Gonzalez, 1-4-1 (1)
25 Mr. Miller, 1-3
26 Mike Tokunaga, 1-3 (1)
27 John Naumoff, 1-3 (1)
28 Owen Provost, 0-1
29 Kevin Heath, 0-2
30 Ignacio Catalan, 0-2
31 Charles Norton, 0-2
32 AJ Tucker, 0-3

Unranked:

Alex Anderson-Atinger, 0-0
P whitaker, 0-0

JeeberD 04-06-2004 12:09 AM

Let's see, who did I lose to. Fuckin' Yellope and....Mr Miller? The 1-3 MM? What the hell?


Anywho, I want a shot at Roe on the next card. And if I'm lucky he might be the champ by that point and I'll get the belt next! Huzzah!!!

Neuqua 04-06-2004 12:27 AM

Who wants next?

Blade6119 04-06-2004 01:15 AM

2-0-1 to 4 straight loses...i hate my guy

Kevin 04-06-2004 06:50 AM

Dear Gertbeef:

I send you some cold cream to soothe those canvas burns on your back. Also enclosed is card from my brother who is denturist. He will help you be able to chew food again after our title bout.

Regards,
A. Yakushev

MikeVic 04-06-2004 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD
Let's see, who did I lose to. Fuckin' Yellope and....Mr Miller? The 1-3 MM? What the hell?


Anywho, I want a shot at Roe on the next card. And if I'm lucky he might be the champ by that point and I'll get the belt next! Huzzah!!!


Hah! Mr Miller had you running in circles!

Blade 04-06-2004 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Travis
I'm ready to go against anybody who is willing to slug it out in the middle of the ring. No showboating required.


C'mon Travis...let's see who the better Canadian really is...

:D

Travis 04-06-2004 09:22 AM

If it means getting back into the ring, I'm all for it. Should be plenty of rust to go around in this one.

Subby 04-06-2004 09:50 AM

I want a re-match with the SuckPuppy.

And I WANT IT NOW!!!!!

JeeberD 04-06-2004 09:59 AM

You like to suck your puppy's what???

TRO 04-06-2004 11:40 AM

2-2-2, getting better.

SirFozzie 04-06-2004 11:51 AM

Guh.. still 5th ranked some how.

Me needs win

TRO 04-06-2004 11:56 AM

I really need to kick the shit out of Subby.

Scoobz0202 04-06-2004 01:35 PM

Sign me up. :|

lytic 04-06-2004 02:25 PM

How can I knock him down 3 times and lose?

You were lucky Roe... You had better win the the belt, so I can beat you when it counts!

Calis 04-06-2004 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lytic
How can I knock him down 3 times and lose?

You were lucky Roe... You had better win the the belt, so I can beat you when it counts!


Hell, that's what I get for skimming. I thought you just knocked 'ole Gert down once..three times though, ouch.

Gert has just assured me though that he just slipped on some sweat that had puddled up in the ring. I will be filing a complaint to the FOFC Ring Officials shortly. If there is such a thing. If not I'll file a complaint that there's not a Ring Official.

6-0 with the FOFC Title, I think Gert can live with that. I hope you've enjoyed your time in the sun KGB, because the clouds are 'a coming.

lytic 04-06-2004 07:07 PM

and Virus will be sending a complaint that Roe bought off the refs... 3 times down!

Subby 04-07-2004 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TRO
I really need to kick the shit out of Subby.

Bring it on, SugarTits...

mrkilla22 04-07-2004 12:47 PM

First Name: Austin
Last Name: Powers
Nickname: Mojo
Right Handed
Hometown: Sacramento, CA

Control vs. Boxer: 14
Control vs. Slugger: 10
Power: 9

Chin Vs. Knockdown: 2
Chin vs. Knockout: 2
Recovery: 2


Absorb Punishment


Killer Instinct: 6
Aggresiveness: 8
Endurance: 10


fighting inside


Boxer


seldom

lytic 04-11-2004 06:23 PM

*bump*

Calis 04-13-2004 09:54 AM

I get the feeling KGB sabotaged this dynasty to avoid facing The Adversary!

Gert wants his title!

MikeVic 04-13-2004 09:58 AM

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaarmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!

StanGunner 04-13-2004 03:06 PM

OH MARMEL!! Where art thou?

korme 04-13-2004 03:33 PM

JBL had a busy offseason, he'll probably post tomorrow (opening day tonight).

Anyways, YOUNG NASTY MAN is waiting for a challenger.

Chappy 04-13-2004 03:46 PM

First Name: Shamus
Last Name: Cahill
Nickname: 'Lowblow'
Right-Handed
Hometown: Swords, Ireland


Use 33 points among these three categories:

Control vs. Boxer: How well you fight against boxers (max 15) 7
Control vs. Slugger: How well you fight against sluggers (max 15) 13
Power: Duh...Power! (max 13) 13

Use 6 point among these three categories, 0 is the best, 6 is the worst, so a chin of 4 is so-so, but a chin of 0 is excellent.

Chin Vs. Knockdown 1
Chin vs. Knockout 1
Recovery 4

Choose 1 which you want to be better at:
Absorb Punishment

Use 24 points among (max 10 in each category):

Killer Instinct 10
Aggresiveness 7
Endurance 7

Better at Fighting Inside

Choose style:
Slugger

Choose foul frequency:
frequent

Chappy 04-13-2004 03:49 PM

My shillaly is out and ready to put a whoopin' on someone!

msf518 04-13-2004 10:15 PM

First Name:Stewie
Last Name:Griffin
Nickname:Baby
Left or Right Handed:Right
Hometown: City, state and/or country
Quahog, RI

Use 33 points among these three categories:

Control vs. Boxer: How well you fight against boxers (max 15)15
Control vs. Slugger: How well you fight against sluggers (max 15)15
Power: Duh...Power! (max 13)3



Use 6 point among these three categories, 0 is the best, 6 is the worst, so a chin of 4 is so-so, but a chin of 0 is excellent.

Chin Vs. Knockdown3
Chin vs. Knockout3
Recovery0



Choose 1 which you want to be better at:

Resistance to cuts:This one
Absorb Punishment





Use 24 points among (max 10 in each category):

Killer Instinct10
Aggresiveness4
Endurance10



Choose if you are better at fighting inside or fighting outside
outside



Choose style:
Slugger
Boxer This one

Choose foul frequency:
seldom

tucker342 04-14-2004 10:33 AM

who's man enough to take on the number 32 ranked (out of 32) AJ Tucker?

SirFozzie 04-14-2004 10:52 AM

In honor of XCCOOOOOOOOOOMMM...


BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

Blade6119 04-14-2004 11:12 AM

fozzie...wrong thread buddy

Johnny93g 04-14-2004 11:35 AM

Ill take you on Tucker, after my last win, I feel like I can beat the best...(and the worst)

Marmel 04-14-2004 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281
JBL had a busy offseason, he'll probably post tomorrow (opening day tonight).

Anyways, YOUNG NASTY MAN is waiting for a challenger.



This is right on target. Tonight is a bit busy as well, but if I can't run it tonight, tomorrow for sure. Sorry for the hold up. :)

lytic 04-14-2004 02:27 PM

Good to see you back Merm... I was addicted to this dynasty for a while and had some major withdrawls... I blamed it on my wife, since she posted and you went away... :p

Kevin 04-14-2004 04:44 PM

KGB is getting antsy. No challenge in beating up dissidents in Gulag.

JeeberD 04-17-2004 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marmel
This is right on target. Tonight is a bit busy as well, but if I can't run it tonight, tomorrow for sure. Sorry for the hold up. :)


Stinking liar...

Petey 04-18-2004 06:48 AM

First Name: Peter
Last Name:Davidson
Nickname:Peteywheat
Right Handed
Hometown: Milwaukee, WI

Control vs. Boxer: 9
Control vs. Slugger: 13
Power: Duh...Power! 11

Chin Vs. Knockdown 0
Chin vs. Knockout 0
Recovery 6

better at Absorb Punishment

Killer Instinct 10
Aggresiveness 5
Endurance 9

better at fighting inside

style: Boxer

Choose foul frequency: occasionally

lytic 04-27-2004 05:23 PM

*bump*

This made it to the second page with no update!!!


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