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Upper left has to be one of the worst photoshop jobs.

On the other hand, she looks fantastic for a broad who's been through 21 miscarriages

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Should be Trout instead of Harper, but it's ok, I guess ;)

I think they were trying to get something from every team and, sorry, Trout got pre-empted by the Rally Monkey ;)

SI

My zombie apocalypse team: Walter White, Steven Colbert, Darth Vader. I figure we'll kill and consume Colbert early on, and then White, Vader and I shall probably be able to destroy all of the zombies a few minutes later, and then we'll rule over the remnants of human society for quite some time.

I'm always skeptical of things like this and the "what's your porn name?" that end up giving info that could be used to crack security (especially the porn name, considering "first pet" is a damned common security question). Not that birthday isn't accessible elsewhere (like oh, on internet forums).

I'm happy with my team, lemme tell you that!!! A smoking hot woman, a superhero, and someone who's great with knives...

Damn I wish I was born on Dec 14 and wearing a grey shirt.
As it is I get Dr Gregory House, Mila Kunis and Captain Jack Sparrow....not exactly my dream team :)

Scully, Snoop, and Hulk.

Dexter, Darth Vader and Seth Rogen. Seth and I are gonna have a good time till D&D get annoyed and kill us too.

Dexter, Iron Man & Mike Tyson.

My only problem with this is Dexter probably kills Mike Tyson instead of zombies.

Interesting....Spock, Walter White and Vin Diesel....

Yeah, I'm screwed...

Tyrion Lannister, Spock and Brad Pitt...really, Pitt did nothing in WWZ, Spock? Is a Vulcan neck pinch going to stop a zombie and then Tyrion...my hell, he won't be able to outrun shit!

I'm a dead man with that crew....

I had House, Spock, and Angelina Jolie. So, unless I'm planning on adopting a lot of kids with mysterious ailments who don't want to feel free to express their emotions, I'm a dead man.

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No you aren't ...When the zombies stop for a Tyrion snack you can book on out of there....

Miley Cyrus might be the best defense against zombies......Even zombies are going to be afraid of her tongue

Sheldon, Jackie Chan, and Batman. So, I got two bad-asses (Jackie Chan and Batman) and two brainy dudes (Sheldon and Batman). Jackie Chan will acrobatically hold off the zombies with a mop handle while Sheldon and Batman craft a bat-copter out of a lawnmower and aluminium siding. I'll sip on cold coffee I looted from a Tim Horton's and then we'll all fly off to safety in the bat-cave. No prob.

Dexter, Hulk, and ... Snoop Dogg?

Well. Dexter will kill Snoop. Hulk will obliterate every zombie on the planet, and preferably kill Dexter too.

Then me & Doctor Banner can retire to New Zealand.

i have nancy botwin AND angelina jolie (along with Spock), so basically, he can go fight the zombies (especially if it is Zach Quinto Spock...he doesnt care about those two anyway)....i will be busy going out in style

Doc House with Harry Potter and George Takai. Assuming Harry gets his spells. We are GOLDEN. See you on the quidditch field fuckers.

I have Captain Picard, Superman and, uh... Seth MacFarlane. I assume, as comic relief, Seth will die quickly and it will be up to me, Picard and Supes to take care of things. We've got this shit handled.

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Lesbian three-way. Hawt.

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I see you are on a nickname basis with Superman there. Must be nice.

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I see you are on a nickname basis with Superman there. Must be nice.

It is. And Picard prefers that I refer to him as Jean-Luc or "Johnny".

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I'm never going to fall victim to identity theft or my mother's maiden name isn't Taylor!

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I'm never going to fall victim to identity theft or my mother's maiden name isn't Taylor!

:D

SI

Brad Pitt, Jack Sparrow and Mary Louise Parker. Sadly, pretty sure I wont be the one she picks to help repopulate the earth.

No, but assuming Sparrow gets offed fairly easily since he isn't a land dweller, you'll get first dibs on the daughter of Bradd Pitt and Mary Louise Parker. It isn't a bad consolation prize. I've read worse forced breeding erotica.

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Dexter, Hulk, and ... Snoop Dogg?

Well. Dexter will kill Snoop. Hulk will obliterate every zombie on the planet, and preferably kill Dexter too.

Then me & Doctor Banner can retire to New Zealand.

This was me, cept instead of Snoop I had ScarJo :D

A burger so awesome it apparently has to be prepared by a bona fide superhero. Killer.

It is from a place that won best new restaurant and best BBQ. It is called Meat!, and they simply list drinks under the vegetarian section of their menu. :lol:

usually those big burgers don't look appetizing, however that one passes the eye test.

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How about a nice game of chess?

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Feels like trying too hard

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I love this movie so much....

I think I mentioned that article when it came out; I thought of it again when the Forbes list of most valuable franchises was released. Always amazes me that theRedskins remain high on that list (2nd, I think for the NFL) when they really don't have a national following anymore.

Yeah, I think I missed it the first time around. I was reading the article. This kind of stuff is right up my alley. Demography was always something I was interested in when I was in college.

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A few notes:

1) Value comes from being second or third in lots of counties. That isn't shown here. Being second in the NY-NJ area is far more valuable than owning where the buffalo roam.

2) Look at all the Dallas territory in the South, Virginia in particular. That's where the Black population lives in majority status. Never forget the vicious racist past of The Foreskins. When Dallas came into the league it was the first team in any sport to market its black stars and they were rewarded with huge support in the Black population. That remains to this day. Any black football fan my age walks around in a Cowboys jersey, not a Foreskins. In fact it hurts them when they see a young black kid wearing a Griffin jersey. Time passes, but many wounds are deep.

3) What is the dark blob in Florida? The Bears? I can't make that one out.

Right - I am aware of that racial element re: Redskins/Cowboys. And I can get being second or third in an area. But what the Redskins always seem to claim is that they still have a strong presence in the Carolinas and the South in general - roots stemming back from even before the Falcons. But if you look at that map and more so the rankings later in that link, that just doesn't seem to be the case (granted, that list may be less than scientific). Even for CAR home territory, WAS is behind DAL, PIT, and NE. And other than BAL, that's where they have the best representation. So I'm not seeing the breadth of fan base.

Yet they are always right behind DAL in the rankings. Ahead of NE (popular and in a major city), NYG (huge market), and PIT (huge national presence, but in a small city). Like you say, there could be an argument that the Jets would be more valuable, even as the second fiddle in NY. Or CHI.

I know the Redskins own their stadium, but really - that place is a bit of a dump, in an area with crap-all around it. I guess it's just because WAS "owns" a number of very rich counties?