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So it is, I was surprised there were that many tractors in Suffolk. |
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Damn. He looks more sober in his booking photo than the one to the right of it. |
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Florida is the gift that keeps giving. |
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Just not as tasty as the Jelly of the Month Club. |
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That doesn't look tasty...at all. I'm so glad we have places like McDonald's and other places that are happy to prep your food for you. I would starve if I was born a century earlier than I was. |
Texas Man Admits Kidnapping 79 People To Anally Probe Them While Disguised As An Alien
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Totally human Ted Cruz, may have been a prime suspect at one point. |
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My nominee for dumb headline of the year:
Sunday's date is a rare palindrome that hasn't happened in over 900 years I get what they're getting at, but I'm pretty sure Sunday's date hasn't happened like, ever. |
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Somewhat related to above post. Assuming they gave her fair warning, I'm okay with this. Won't work here though.
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Everything I've read says that regular surgical masks does nothing against the coronavirus so I'm definitely NOT okay with that.
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I've read that its minimum vs nothing. It may help in incidental contact. I read one article that said it may help reduce particulates coming from the infected etc. So if it even helps a little (and assuming she was given fair warning) and it lowers concern from your fellow citizens in a heighten state of alert, why not. |
Because you're probably going to cause more harm someone by tackling them and dragging them out of the store than the damage caused by not wearing a mask.
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A few people have mentioned that some folks in their neighborhoods not following the social distancing guidelines. Evidently, this has riled up many in the Tampa/St Pete area to the point that law enforcement is getting hundreds of calls. Stay inside, waste of law enforcement time and all that serious stuff is being put to one side here. That is for the other thread.
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Ex-Miss Hitler Pageant Entrant Jailed For Being Part of Neo-Nazi Group
Also in the news: Water is Wet. |
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It was a million to one shot, Doc. |
'Curious' young boy inserted 20 magnetic balls up his penis - and didn't tell parents
Keeping with the theme. |
He sits on a fish, you shove 20 magnets up your urethra, it's the Chicago way!
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A Twitch viewer is suing the Amazon-owned platform because the female streamers are too sexy so he:
a) has felt compelled to use a Fleshlight that has chafed his penis b) has bloodshot eyes from ogling c) shortcircuited his monitor by ejaculating on it Twitch Sued for £20 Million Over "Sexually Suggestive" Streamers | Kotaku UK |
The 30th Dimension of Compatibility:
Oregon man driving stolen car crashes into woman driving another stolen car |
Only strange in that it’s a refreshingly uplifting story - a man’s word is his honour
US lottery jackpot shared after 1992 handshake - BBC News |
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Yeah I saw that in the news here. No love lost for system QB Brady here in western NY LOL
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Loved the Yankees, LeBron James, smoking millions of cigarettes and playing Candy Crush/Farmville? Sounds like a real winner.
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People want to be remembered for who they are, if that was a specific trait that defined her then whats the problem?
My Grandmother was an unbelievable skinflint, and more than one person talked about it at length during the memorial. Same same. |
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Links I'm not clicking on for 200, Alex
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Hell of a week for Baton Rouge.
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