This is the internet. There is no room for logic here. :D

This thread is a great way to consolidate the pictures of half naked girls. Searching the web for them is overwhelming. I like it.

I thought it was all the people who stopped waiting for the next TCY patch and finally decided to leave :D

That damned Kohls Sunday ad is like crack for chicks.

"Hey, we're going to double the price on everything, then give you 60% off all-the-fucking-time, plus throw in $40 in Kohls Cash. And look! You only spent $187, but saved $215 on your purchase! You are like a shopping wizard! Look how much money you saved your family! You should be proud of yourself! Now you can go to Starbucks and get that triple-mocha-choco-vanilla-cappulatte with the extra whipped cream and not feel guilty about it! Oh, and here's another $20 in Kohls Cash that expires next weekend. Don't let it go to waste! That's like throwing free money away!"

Fucking bastards.

Hey - nothing I love better than "saving" more then I spend there. I consider the trip a failure if that's not the case.

The answer to that question is that I generally don't go searching for pics, coming here and happening to find them mixed in with other pics is like finding 5 bucks in your pants pocket. It's just a little something extra that didn't occur to you at that moment, and it makes you smile. That's really it.

I know! And they put it right on the goddamned receipt *and* circle it with a red marker, so it's got to be truth, right? You don't circle shit with a red marker unless it is like bible-caliber truth (or you're an English teacher).

I will also add the Kohls in my area does a vastly superior job of hiring hot, dangerous, tattoo checkout chicks compared to everyone else. It's like anime hair, weird fingernails, Renn-faire henna and daddy issues so prominent, I'm surprised they're not hanging off a pole between customers.

It's like the best family shopping atmosphere ever. Something for everybody.

BTW, if this Kohls thing holds up across geographic regions, I'm going to start a website called Women of Kohls.

Wait, so we're not even allowed to post pics of Lauren Conrad anymore? :confused:

That's it, I'm telling Bing.



(even though you are spot-on on the department store shell game pricing schemes)

I think I'd rather be caught looking at a bikini chick at work than looking at a photo of Cher and Kathy Griffin.

I thought Bing was in banking or finance...are you telling me he works for Kohls?

Can he score me some Kohls Cash?

Someone has to handle all those profits, right?

You know what is funny, a few years ago we ordered a number of packages from Kohl's, and damn near each one had something in it that wasn't on a packing slip which we didn't order (totally random things - decorations, Pea coats, salad spinners). At the time I knew Bing worked for Kohl's but I didn't know exactly in what capacity, and wondered...

Oh, right. Pics.

who works for kohl's??

you're totally going to end up in the box for that

I just want to be on the record that I saw it and it was glorious!!!

Who was it? :D

Man, that's awesome.

Just a girl in a small bikini laying on her back.

Pumpy that was for you.

Kate and Uma look fine to me. As far as my tastes go, they are who I thought they were.

Kate actually looks more attractive like that.

Uma looks disgusting to be honest.

I saw her photo and did the face.

Mila had me like

Uma looks her age and Mila looks awful. Kate looks good.

Lots of Kate Couric love I'm seeing.

Kate and Anne Hathaway look fine. I agree, Kate looks even better than when she's all glossed up.

Mila though... I dismissing that as some odd anomaly.

Hrmm... Nope.

Nobody calls Katie Couric, "Kate Couric." Too big of a stretch there. Try again.

Mila looks like the stereotypical Eastern European woman that should be standing over a stove slicing potatoes and preparing turnips. Only she would need to add about 50lbs.

I apologize for not being funny enough. I'll try harder next time.

You're usually stellar! Just want to hold you to the high standards you've already set!

Yeah, Catgirl or whoever she is isn't my slice of tea anyway but she looks fine. Katie just looks old.

May be my favorite thing I've read all day.

Uma had me all

But Mila also had me,

It's been a slow start for my day. It's was 26 degrees this morning, so the blood just is pumping like normal. :)

That's it. I'm not sexing any of them.

Ahh I can't embed it from my phone.. this needs to be seen by all

Well it looks like they got her at the absolute wrong time as well as she's making this sort of grimacy face that makes her look older.