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whomario 11-11-2017 05:40 PM

Henry Walker says he shattered his hip buying a watermelon at Walmart. An Alabama jury awarded him $7.5 million. - The Washington Post

The US legal system and this culture of suing is just so damn weird. Probably not even the strangest case this week, but this one made it onto the google news headlines at the right time for me to notice it ...

I mean, from the title i at least expected him to grab a melon, 50 more being dislodged and him breaking his hip frantically dodging them and crashing into a concrete column or sth.

(Also, dear Washington Post: He most certainly did not break his hip while buying the melon. He broke it while trying to grab it from the display. And i sincerely doubt he ended up buying it ;) I wonder if an Editor nowadays sees this and says to himself "ah fuck it, no one cares".)

Ksyrup 11-11-2017 05:57 PM

If he had ordered his watermelon from Amazon Prime, none of this ever would have happened. Two day wait for the watermelon, though.

JonInMiddleGA 11-11-2017 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whomario (Post 3183642)
I wonder if an Editor nowadays sees this and says to himself "ah fuck it, no one cares".)


Nowadays, the question is probably "what Editor?"

NobodyHere 11-18-2017 11:29 AM

Navy admits aircrew drew penis in the sky - CNNPolitics

Quote:

The US Navy has confirmed that there is "zero training value" in drawing penises in the sky.

JPhillips 11-21-2017 06:52 AM



whomario 11-22-2017 09:36 AM

This man is about to launch himself in his homemade rocket to prove the Earth is flat - The Washington Post

just wow ... Maybe Kyrie Irving can fund him ?

Bonus:

https://wiki.tfes.org/Frequently_Asked_Questions

QuikSand 11-25-2017 04:08 PM

Naked Man Drives Into Tree While Having Sex; Baby In Backseat: Police | WUSA9.com

Critch 02-02-2018 05:43 PM

Pensioner, 80, ‘pushed entire arm into cow’s rectum and masturbated’

NobodyHere 02-02-2018 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whomario (Post 3185227)


He launches tomorrow!

https://www.nbcnews.com/video/can-se...-1151204931647

NobodyHere 02-18-2018 07:31 PM

Ping Pilotman: Has this ever happened to you?

Passenger drops farts so bad pilot is forced to make emergency landing | Metro News

PilotMan 02-18-2018 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NobodyHere (Post 3195724)


Thank god, no. And thankfully no fights either.

mckerney 03-02-2018 03:34 PM

Donations of deer semen make up majority of contributions in Texas candidate's race: report | TheHill

PilotMan 03-11-2018 10:59 AM

Nightclub Shuts Down After Woman Rides Horse Into Crowd Of Partygoers

If people aren't riding horses into your party, your party ain't shit.

NobodyHere 03-11-2018 11:14 AM

More proof women can't drive

:runs:

NobodyHere 03-20-2018 06:03 PM

Who knew that in Scotland it's illegal to teach a dog a nazi salute?

YouTuber Faces Jail For Teaching Dog Nazi Salute

AnalBumCover 04-13-2018 09:18 AM

Arcade Fame Turns to Infamy as Billy Mitchells Record-setting Donkey Kong Score is Invalidated/

NobodyHere 04-14-2018 12:29 PM

Art Bell, Paranormal Radio Show Host, Dies on Friday the 13th at Age 72

PilotMan 04-15-2018 12:00 PM


I watched the docu, this is a crazy end to that and hella interesting.

JonInMiddleGA 04-20-2018 04:49 PM

'Smallville' Actress Allison Mack Arrested in Alleged Cult Sex Trafficking Case | Hollywood Reporter

Notable names that have been associated with this MLM / cult* include Richard Branson (unconfirmed), Linda Evans, BET co-founder Sheila Johnson, former surgeon general Antonia Novello, Seagram's Edward Bronfman Jr & his two daughters, the son of former Mexico president Salinas, the daughter of former Mexico president Fox, and several miscellaneous Hollywood actresses.

*None of these have been associated specifically with the sex trafficking aspect, only with the "seminars" afaik

Shkspr 04-20-2018 05:37 PM

Somewhere out there, there's a fanfiction.net author that has figured out that they have somehow acquired the power to rewrite reality.

Edward64 04-28-2018 06:04 AM

I get wanting to set context to a question but definitely inappropriate. Hope they catch this person.

Florida dad outraged by sexually explicit question on teen's homework assignment | Fox News
Quote:

Omar Austin had to do a double take when he spotted a sexually explicit question on his teenage daughter's homework assignment this week.

"This needs to be seen. [What the hell] is going on in our schools???" the Florida father asked as he read the question aloud in a video posted to Facebook on Wednesday.

The multiple choice question reportedly read, "Ursula was devastated when her boyfriend broke up with her after having sex. To get revenge, she had sex with his best friend the next day. Ursula had a beautiful baby girl nine months later. Ursula has type O blood, her ex-boyfriend has AB blood and his best friend is type A blood. If her baby daddy is her ex-boyfriend what could the possible blood type(s) of her baby NOT be."

PilotMan 04-28-2018 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Edward64 (Post 3202975)
I get wanting to set context to a question but definitely inappropriate. Hope they catch this person.

Florida dad outraged by sexually explicit question on teen's homework assignment | Fox News


idk, that doesn't scream anything to me. Maybe a little convoluted, could have been worded slightly differently, but how is it not sexually explicit? Cause it has the word sex in it?

Edward64 04-28-2018 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PilotMan (Post 3202999)
idk, that doesn't scream anything to me. Maybe a little convoluted, could have been worded slightly differently, but how is it not sexually explicit? Cause it has the word sex in it?


I don't think its sexually explicit and that is not my point.

You don't think the context re: revenge sex is inappropriate context for a HS test question?

PilotMan 04-28-2018 07:51 PM

To be fair it happens all the time in society. We see it in movies, television, social media. Like I said, it's not the best example for a test question, but the 'people' aren't in high school necessarily. My kids, FR/SO probably wouldn't bat an eyelash at such a thing. The question itself wouldn't be the focal point of the problem. The problem itself would be. I would hope the class would have gotten a good laugh out of it.

Suicane75 05-03-2018 05:41 PM

Jersey Strong!!

New Jersey superintendent defecated on high school football field 'on a daily basis,' cops say

JonInMiddleGA 05-03-2018 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PilotMan (Post 3203011)
I would hope the class would have gotten a good laugh out of it.


Ditto here. And I'm not sure anything past about middle school would bat an eye at the question.

JPhillips 05-10-2018 10:59 AM

EXCLUSIVE: Steve Bannon was target of bribery plot by top Qatari who invested in Ice Cube's basketball league to get to Trump's strategist and boasted 'Mike Flynn took our money', rapper claims in court

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...er-claims.html

Edward64 05-24-2018 08:46 PM

I didn't realize there was a difference in definition of polygamy re: marriage and civil unions.

I think in the US a person is not allowed to have multiple civil unions at the same time? So this must be a Brazilian thing? Or am I mistaken?

Ronaldinho Reportedly Will Marry His 2 Fiancees in August Ceremony | Bleacher Report | Latest News, Videos and Highlights
Quote:

Brazilian football legend Ronaldinho will reportedly "marry" two women at the same time during a small wedding ceremony in August.

While polygamy is outlawed in Brazil, O Dia (h/t Dan Gartland of Sports Illustrated) reported civil unions between more than two persons is not uncommon. Ronaldinho, Priscilla Coelho and Beatriz Souza already live together.

Dantooine98 05-25-2018 05:27 AM

^^^that's not a good thing.... that'll end badly just give it a year or two....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Edward64 (Post 3204700)
I didn't realize there was a difference in definition of polygamy re: marriage and civil unions.

I think in the US a person is not allowed to have multiple civil unions at the same time? So this must be a Brazilian thing? Or am I mistaken?

Ronaldinho Reportedly Will Marry His 2 Fiancees in August Ceremony | Bleacher Report | Latest News, Videos and Highlights


digamma 06-14-2018 05:24 AM

How he got the golden tickets makes the story for me.



stevew 06-14-2018 06:06 AM

Baby alligator though

cartman 06-14-2018 09:23 AM

Pretty sure if you wear a wire and set Jesus up behind a KFC, you aren't getting into heaven, golden ticket or not.

JonInMiddleGA 06-14-2018 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digamma (Post 3206610)
How he got the golden tickets makes the story for me.


I'm more amazed at the staying power of some hoaxes.
3 yrs for something this weak, well that's kind of impressive

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/golden-ticket-arrest/

NobodyHere 06-14-2018 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digamma (Post 3206610)
How he got the golden tickets makes the story for me.




Martin Luther is rolling in grave right about now.

JonInMiddleGA 06-14-2018 04:38 PM

Earlier today from the frequently entertaining SO a few minutes from my house

Oconee County Georgia Sheriff's Office
Units are responding to a report of a topless female shoplifter running from Walmart. No further description was given, but we presume she’ll be the only topless woman running down Epps Bridge Road.

Chief Rum 06-14-2018 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevew (Post 3206615)
Baby alligator though


It's amazing how they just sorta drop that in there at the end, like it's just a notebook or a brush.

whomario 06-14-2018 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA (Post 3206625)
I'm more amazed at the staying power of some hoaxes.
3 yrs for something this weak, well that's kind of impressive

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/golden-ticket-arrest/


Not to mention it now made its way to a printed paper somewhere in Africa (sh is for shilling, a handfull countries use the abbreviation) before ending up back on an american twitter account. Not bad at all.

Chief Rum 06-14-2018 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whomario (Post 3206740)
Not to mention it now made its way to a printed paper somewhere in Africa (sh is for shilling, a handfull countries use the abbreviation) before ending up back on an american twitter account. Not bad at all.


Shoot, I thought it might have stood for a shekel.

Dantooine98 06-15-2018 05:09 AM

do you think i can sell it on ebay?

Quote:

Originally Posted by digamma (Post 3206610)
How he got the golden tickets makes the story for me.




DavidCorperial 06-16-2018 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Rum (Post 3206753)
Shoot, I thought it might have stood for a shekel.



Nah, the acronym for a Shekel is NIS, for New Israeli Shekel.

Chief Rum 06-16-2018 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DavidCorperial (Post 3206939)
Nah, the acronym for a Shekel is NIS, for New Israeli Shekel.


The things I learn at FOFC. Thanks!

Edward64 06-17-2018 06:36 AM

I remember reading about mysterious old books years ago.

Glad to hear one of them is (hopefully) solved.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/15/healt...ery/index.html
Quote:

Ahmet Ardic -- an electrical engineer by profession, whose lifelong passion has been researching Turkic languages, linguistics and etymological roots -- stumbled upon a copy of the Voynich manuscript online four years ago.

Like so many others, he was intrigued and began working on it by himself for a year. He then enlisted his two sons, Ozan and Alp Erkan, to help.

The Ardic family have published a video on YouTube explaining their theory. They say they're certain the manuscript is written in a type of Old Turkic dialect or a combination of dialects -- mostly written in phonemic orthography, or language written as it is spoken.

Draft Dodger 06-17-2018 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dantooine98 (Post 3206757)
do you think i can sell it on ebay?


the tickets to heaven one is one you shouldn't just glance over. It is solid through and through all the way to the very last line in the article.

Lathum 06-25-2018 09:34 PM

Chickens 'running loose' after crash in Clark County - KOIN

JPhillips 06-26-2018 10:55 AM



Kodos 06-26-2018 11:01 AM

I guess that's why they are called humpback whales... :confused:

Ksyrup 06-28-2018 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NobodyHere (Post 3195724)


Wow! So... It appears this original story, which was widely publicized and joked about - even though each story contained slightly different facts - actually had some kernel of truth, and this is the end of that (not so funny anymore) weird story. There are enough similar facts that this has to be what the original story was based on. Whether the facts were wrong because of misinformation, not knowing what the heck actually happened, or willingly changing the story to get clicks, who knows.

‘Unbearable’ smelling passenger that caused plane’s emergency landing dies from tissue necrosis | Fox News

Suicane75 06-28-2018 12:55 PM

Man, sometimes my balls smell so funky I actually do a check to make sure I didn't cut my taint or something. But that's ridiculous.

AlexB 07-10-2018 05:02 PM

“You are in breach of condition 15.4(c) of your agreement with PayPal Credit as we have received notice that you are deceased... this breach is not capable of remedy”

PayPal told customer her death breached its rules - BBC News

Scarecrow 07-11-2018 12:48 PM

Man brings his case for legal 'genital massages' to the Lawrence City Commission


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