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Henry Walker says he shattered his hip buying a watermelon at Walmart. An Alabama jury awarded him $7.5 million. - The Washington Post
The US legal system and this culture of suing is just so damn weird. Probably not even the strangest case this week, but this one made it onto the google news headlines at the right time for me to notice it ... I mean, from the title i at least expected him to grab a melon, 50 more being dislodged and him breaking his hip frantically dodging them and crashing into a concrete column or sth. (Also, dear Washington Post: He most certainly did not break his hip while buying the melon. He broke it while trying to grab it from the display. And i sincerely doubt he ended up buying it ;) I wonder if an Editor nowadays sees this and says to himself "ah fuck it, no one cares".) |
If he had ordered his watermelon from Amazon Prime, none of this ever would have happened. Two day wait for the watermelon, though.
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Nowadays, the question is probably "what Editor?" |
Navy admits aircrew drew penis in the sky - CNNPolitics
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This man is about to launch himself in his homemade rocket to prove the Earth is flat - The Washington Post
just wow ... Maybe Kyrie Irving can fund him ? Bonus: https://wiki.tfes.org/Frequently_Asked_Questions |
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He launches tomorrow! https://www.nbcnews.com/video/can-se...-1151204931647 |
Ping Pilotman: Has this ever happened to you?
Passenger drops farts so bad pilot is forced to make emergency landing | Metro News |
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Thank god, no. And thankfully no fights either. |
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Nightclub Shuts Down After Woman Rides Horse Into Crowd Of Partygoers
If people aren't riding horses into your party, your party ain't shit. |
More proof women can't drive
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Who knew that in Scotland it's illegal to teach a dog a nazi salute?
YouTuber Faces Jail For Teaching Dog Nazi Salute |
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I watched the docu, this is a crazy end to that and hella interesting. |
'Smallville' Actress Allison Mack Arrested in Alleged Cult Sex Trafficking Case | Hollywood Reporter
Notable names that have been associated with this MLM / cult* include Richard Branson (unconfirmed), Linda Evans, BET co-founder Sheila Johnson, former surgeon general Antonia Novello, Seagram's Edward Bronfman Jr & his two daughters, the son of former Mexico president Salinas, the daughter of former Mexico president Fox, and several miscellaneous Hollywood actresses. *None of these have been associated specifically with the sex trafficking aspect, only with the "seminars" afaik |
Somewhere out there, there's a fanfiction.net author that has figured out that they have somehow acquired the power to rewrite reality.
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I get wanting to set context to a question but definitely inappropriate. Hope they catch this person.
Florida dad outraged by sexually explicit question on teen's homework assignment | Fox News Quote:
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idk, that doesn't scream anything to me. Maybe a little convoluted, could have been worded slightly differently, but how is it not sexually explicit? Cause it has the word sex in it? |
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I don't think its sexually explicit and that is not my point. You don't think the context re: revenge sex is inappropriate context for a HS test question? |
To be fair it happens all the time in society. We see it in movies, television, social media. Like I said, it's not the best example for a test question, but the 'people' aren't in high school necessarily. My kids, FR/SO probably wouldn't bat an eyelash at such a thing. The question itself wouldn't be the focal point of the problem. The problem itself would be. I would hope the class would have gotten a good laugh out of it.
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Ditto here. And I'm not sure anything past about middle school would bat an eye at the question. |
EXCLUSIVE: Steve Bannon was target of bribery plot by top Qatari who invested in Ice Cube's basketball league to get to Trump's strategist and boasted 'Mike Flynn took our money', rapper claims in court
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...er-claims.html |
I didn't realize there was a difference in definition of polygamy re: marriage and civil unions.
I think in the US a person is not allowed to have multiple civil unions at the same time? So this must be a Brazilian thing? Or am I mistaken? Ronaldinho Reportedly Will Marry His 2 Fiancees in August Ceremony | Bleacher Report | Latest News, Videos and Highlights Quote:
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^^^that's not a good thing.... that'll end badly just give it a year or two....
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How he got the golden tickets makes the story for me.
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Baby alligator though
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Pretty sure if you wear a wire and set Jesus up behind a KFC, you aren't getting into heaven, golden ticket or not.
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I'm more amazed at the staying power of some hoaxes. 3 yrs for something this weak, well that's kind of impressive https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/golden-ticket-arrest/ |
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Martin Luther is rolling in grave right about now. |
Earlier today from the frequently entertaining SO a few minutes from my house
Oconee County Georgia Sheriff's Office Units are responding to a report of a topless female shoplifter running from Walmart. No further description was given, but we presume she’ll be the only topless woman running down Epps Bridge Road. |
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It's amazing how they just sorta drop that in there at the end, like it's just a notebook or a brush. |
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Not to mention it now made its way to a printed paper somewhere in Africa (sh is for shilling, a handfull countries use the abbreviation) before ending up back on an american twitter account. Not bad at all. |
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Shoot, I thought it might have stood for a shekel. |
do you think i can sell it on ebay?
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Nah, the acronym for a Shekel is NIS, for New Israeli Shekel. |
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The things I learn at FOFC. Thanks! |
I remember reading about mysterious old books years ago.
Glad to hear one of them is (hopefully) solved. https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/15/healt...ery/index.html Quote:
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the tickets to heaven one is one you shouldn't just glance over. It is solid through and through all the way to the very last line in the article. |
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I guess that's why they are called humpback whales... :confused:
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Wow! So... It appears this original story, which was widely publicized and joked about - even though each story contained slightly different facts - actually had some kernel of truth, and this is the end of that (not so funny anymore) weird story. There are enough similar facts that this has to be what the original story was based on. Whether the facts were wrong because of misinformation, not knowing what the heck actually happened, or willingly changing the story to get clicks, who knows. ‘Unbearable’ smelling passenger that caused plane’s emergency landing dies from tissue necrosis | Fox News |
Man, sometimes my balls smell so funky I actually do a check to make sure I didn't cut my taint or something. But that's ridiculous.
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“You are in breach of condition 15.4(c) of your agreement with PayPal Credit as we have received notice that you are deceased... this breach is not capable of remedy”
PayPal told customer her death breached its rules - BBC News |
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