Wasn't it...Armageddon where part of the asteroid got through and wiped out Paris?

I dont think so, in that movie i remember seeing the Arc de Triumph pretty clearly, but I dont see it there

That pic would be 1000x better w/o the 9-11 firefighter. Sort of... out of place?

Photo shopped booties are better,

That's one determined bull.

That 'shit stuff' is called your 'job'...
 

Summing Up Seinfeld
 

It's chocolate, it's peppermint - It's delicious!

:D

Good Lord, some people have some huge signatures. I get confused sometimes, and wonder what the hell such and such quote has to do with the post!!!


(No offense to Mr. Duck)

I don't care what they're protesting, I think EVERY protest needs a person holding this sign. I've given up on most members of society actually reading/listening and being informed on topics before they make an opinion.



/tk

This is the coolest thing EVER.

I need these printed out asap

Ditto. I've wanted nothing more than to leave notes on cars parked horribly.

/tk

Body Bag. LOL.

Check out Asshole Parking Extravaganza for some horribly bad parked cars.

People who can't park their cars correctly should be shot.

I like the state trooper story

SI

My step-father actually keeps little slips of paper in his glove compartment similar to this. They say (I'm paraphrasing):

Dear asshole,

Thanks a lot for parking so f*cking close to my car. Next time leave a can-opener so I can get inside.

Anyone know what school this is? Just curious.

I think that was during the Harvard/Yale game.

I once pulled into a strip mall parking lot that was empty except for about 3 cars, 2 of which were down at the far end. The other one was a corvette who had parked diagonally across 3 spaces in the middle of the lot, likely to ensure no one parked beside him. So I took my 15 year-old beater and parked diagonally beside him, with my passenger door about an inch from his driver's side door. Our mirrors would have touched if my car had had a passenger mirror.

I hopped out and headed into the record store I was going to, just as he was walking out. It was so fun to watch him see what had happened, look back to the record store knowing full well that I had just done it, then he pauses wondering if he should storm in and confront me but instead just crawls in through the passenger side and speeds off squealing his tires. What a douche.

God, I looked at that site for five minutes and my blood pressure must have gone up 50 points...

And you think I'm an asshole.

There's someone in the neighborhood around me who is driving a smart car and has begun parking it perpendicular to and between 2 cars that are already in street parking spaces. Needless to say if it ever happens next to my car serious thought would go into whether keying a car is worth it.

Just tip it over.

Someone who lives near me has a convertible smart-car. Swear to God.

My favorite is the smart car with racing stripes. The convertible is a nice touch though.

Attachment 897.

Yeah. Not as impressive as the famed Cal Tech Rose Bowl prank, but not bad for this day and age...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yale's_"We_Suck"_prank

Tipping is so blase - instead, toss it into a nearby canal!



Amsterdam craze: tossing Smart cars into the canals | DutchAmsterdam.nl

I think you're douche my friend, a better man would have whooped your ass for that douche bag move.

I think anyone that is so self-absorbed that he feels his car needs 3 parking spaces is a douche. He was asking for someone to do something like that.

Bingo. If that guy parks his car like a normal dude I park 5 spaces away and admire the thing as I walk into the store.

I love nice cars, and I can respect not wanting to get dinged; hell, I park my lousy cars strategically to minimize them as well (by this I mean I'll park further away than necessary and walk so that I can likely not get people next to me). But if you think you need to park across THREE spaces in the middle of an otherwise empty lot... that deserves a good pranking. It's not like I keyed the dudes car.

Hahahahhaaha!!!!!


You lose.

exactly.

You call that kind of attention to yourself it's just asking for it.

While everyone congratulates each other for calling the person who can't park well the expletive of the day, has anyone considered that it may be best to just let it go and move on? Seriously, isn't there enough day-to-day garbage one has to contend with? I hate to sound all lollipops, bunnies and popsicles, but why not resolve to hold the door for the next person, pick up a piece of trash off the curb, and say "thank you" or "you're welcome" instead of wishing the worst on someone who, God forbid, can't park straight.

k?

Littering mother fuckers should die.

From left to right: Han Solo, Darth Vader, Chewbacca, Leia, Luke Skywalker and R2D2

So one douche move deserves another.

now that's a beautiful vehicle!

Yes. Considering you advocated for the original douche to beat me up for my return douche move, I assume you are well versed in this area.

The first post on this page an f'ing disgrace. Please remedy the issue, ASAP, by making sure it resembles something similar to the first posts from the last couple of pages.

Thanks.

LIES!!!! Everyone knows that Darth Vader was played by Hayden Christensen

I guess C3PO was really annoying if he didn't even make the picture.

Okay then I got you.

I certainly do not agree with the idea of the driver being justified coming after you for parking like that. However there really is no excuse for you parking there. Him taking up three spaces might not be ideal, but it doesn't really affect anyone where as yours does. And yes, I fail to see the point in you trying to prove something to him. I am sure you have better things to focus your energy on.

I'm intrigued.

I'd park as close to that as humanly possible.

I applaud Fidatelo's move. The guy was probably one of those jerks who drives past traffic jams on the shoulder.

I hate those fuckers. If I'm close to the shoulder in situations like that, I purposely stick halfway onto the shoulder.

I do, too. I'm a little bit of an ass ;)

SI

I was 17, I didn't really have anything better to focus my energy on. And I think it's always worth a little effort to tweak the noses of people who think they are above the rules that the rest of us follow. If I'd had a can of Silly String or whatever its called I would have written "YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL" on his windshield, but I didn't so I worked with what I had.

This page lacks cool pictures...

Well I already do all the others so I can wish anything I want on a ass that can't park straight because they are a douchebag.

Didn't realize it was the page break. You're welcome.

Mean Girls. I have always been a fan of Rachel McAdams

Yes, I did an image search for Rachel McAdams and that picture seemed to fit. :)

It's looks like Lacey Chabert had her legs slathered with bacon grease before her last tanning session.

No that was just me.

You are my sunshine.

Not until right this very second did I know how much I'd like to bang Lacey Chabert.

Lacey Chabert, Lindsay Lohan at her peak, Rachel McAdams as a blonde (which I actually think hurts her) and an actress/character I still quote to this day. Cars go fast indeed my young friend.

I love this movie

I don't know which is more obvious... You loving a movie about high school girls or Brett Favre coming out of retirement.

Between Izulde professing his love for Mean Girls and Craigsca's everyone should love each other speech this thread got way to gay.

Mature Response. That and and some bail money, and you're good to go.

The orange chick?

Is it just me or do Amanda Seyfried's eyes look freakishly far apart.

I have thought the same thing every since i saw that movie.

Apparently genetic modification has gone too far, they're already splicing birds and humans.

.

Glad someone is familiar with thread decorum ;)

SI

lol what's the story behind that Mavs pic?

Start with an English phrase:
let's go!
The thread for images so cool they belong in this thread
into Japanese
画像のスレッドがこのスレッドに属するように冷たい
back into English
As cold as this thread is the thread that belongs to the image
back into Japanese
このスレッドとしては、画像に属しているスレッドです風邪
back into English
As this thread is the thread that owns it is cold to the image
back into Japanese
このスレッドには、画像に寒さを所有しているスレッドです
back into English
This thread is the thread that owns the images in the cold
back into Japanese
このスレッドは、寒さの画像を所有しているスレッドです
back into English
This thread is the thread that owns the image of the cold
back into Japanese
このスレッドは、寒さのイメージを所有しているスレッドです
back into English
This thread is the thread that owns the image of the cold
Equilibrium found!

May you be mounted by a diseased yak
あなたは病気のおしゃべりでマウントされる5月
You will be mounted in the talk of the disease in May
あなたは病気の話では5月にマウントされます
You are talking about a disease is to be mounted
マウントするするには、病気について話しているのです
To denigrate the mount, they are talking about the disease
過小評価するには、マウントするには、病気について話している
To belittle is to be mounted, said about the disease
マウントさを軽視するためには、その病気についても、
To underestimate the mount is about the disease,
は、マウントを過小評価するには、病気については、
Is to underestimate the mount, about the disease,
されている、病気についてのマウントは、過小評価する
That is, the mount of the illness, to underestimate
つまり、その病気のは、過小にマウントされ
In other words, the disease is under-mounted
言い換えれば、病気の下にマウントされ
In other words, is mounted under the disease
言い換えれば、病気の下にマウントされている
In other words, is mounted under the disease

What site are you using?

TranslationParty.com

let's go!
Its better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all.
into Japanese
その改善を愛しているし、紛失、愛していることはない。
back into English
I love the improvements to the loss, that is not love.
back into Japanese
私は、損失には、好きではないの改善点が大好きです。
back into English
I have a loss, like I love the improvements.
back into Japanese
私は、愛を失うような私は、改善している。
back into English
I'm losing the love that I have improved.
back into Japanese
私は私は改善されているの愛を失っている。
back into English
I have lost the love I have been improving.
back into Japanese
改善されている私の愛を失っている。
back into English
I have lost the love of being improved.
back into Japanese
改善されて私の愛を失っている。
back into English
I have lost the love of the improvement.
back into Japanese
私は、改善の愛を失っている。
back into English
I have lost the love of improvement.
back into Japanese
私は改善の愛を失っている。
back into English
I have lost the love of improvement.
Equilibrium found!
That's deep, man.

To re-use QuikSand's post:
k?

This thread is for images, not your stupid translation crap.
into Japanese
このスレッドを画像ではなく、あなたの愚かクラップ翻訳されています。
back into English
Images instead of this thread is stupid crap in your translation.
back into Japanese
このスレッドの代わりに画像を翻訳でクラップなんてばかげている。
back into English
The images translate stupid crap in this thread instead.
back into Japanese
このスレッドでは、画像の代わりに愚かクラップ変換します。
back into English
This thread, instead of stupid crap and convert images.
back into Japanese
愚かなクラップの代わりにこのスレッドは、変換画像。
back into English
This thread instead of stupid crap, convert images.
back into Japanese
クラップ愚かではなく、このスレッドの画像に変換します。
back into English
Not stupid crap, and then converted to a picture of this thread.
back into Japanese
愚かなクラップしないし、このスレッドの画像に変換されます。
back into English
Not the stupid crap and are converted to images in this conversation.
back into Japanese
クラップとは愚かな会話の中で、この画像に変換されます。
back into English
Clapp and foolish in a conversation, are converted to images.
back into Japanese
クラップと愚かな話では、画像に変換されます。
back into English
The story is stupid and crap, are converted to images.
back into Japanese
ストーリーなんてばかげているとクラップ、画像に変換されます。
back into English
Clapp and the story is stupid, are converted to images.
back into Japanese
クラップやストーリー、画像に変換されるなんてばかげている。
back into English
Clapp and the story is stupid to be converted to images.
back into Japanese
クラップと話を画像に変換するなんてばかげている。
back into English
The image to convert the stupid crap and talk.
back into Japanese
画像を変換するには、愚かなクラップと話す。
back into English
To convert an image, said mindless crap.
back into Japanese
、画像に変換するには意に介さないクラップ氏。
back into English
To convert the image's mindless crap.
back into Japanese
クラップに変換するには、画像の意に介さない。
back into English
To convert a crap, never mind the image.
back into Japanese
排便を変換するには、イメージがいいじゃないか。
back into English
To convert a bowel movement, I have a good image.
back into Japanese
排便を変換するために、私は良いイメージを持つ。
back into English
To convert a bowel movement, I have a good image.
Equilibrium found!

lol

Maximum Football is the greatest football game ever created

into Japanese
最大のサッカーの最大のサッカーの試合が作成されます
back into English
This will create the biggest football game of soccer's biggest
back into Japanese
このゲームの最大のサッカーが作成されますサッカーの最大の
back into English
The biggest soccer will create the biggest football game
back into Japanese
最大のサッカーの最大のサッカーの試合が作成されます
back into English
This will create the biggest football game of soccer's biggest
back into Japanese
このゲームの最大のサッカーが作成されますサッカーの最大の
back into English
The biggest soccer will create the biggest football game
back into Japanese
最大のサッカーの最大のサッカーの試合が作成されます
back into English
This will create the biggest football game of soccer's biggest
back into Japanese
このゲームの最大のサッカーが作成されますサッカーの最大の
back into English
The biggest soccer will create the biggest football game
back into Japanese
最大のサッカーの最大のサッカーの試合が作成されます
back into English
This will create the biggest football game of soccer's biggest
back into Japanese
このゲームの最大のサッカーが作成されますサッカーの最大の
back into English
The biggest soccer will create the biggest football game
back into Japanese
最大のサッカーの最大のサッカーの試合が作成されます
back into English
This will create the biggest football game of soccer's biggest
back into Japanese
このゲームの最大のサッカーが作成されますサッカーの最大の
back into English
The biggest soccer will create the biggest football game
back into Japanese
最大のサッカーの最大のサッカーの試合が作成されます
back into English
This will create the biggest football game of soccer's biggest
back into Japanese
このゲームの最大のサッカーが作成されますサッカーの最大の
back into English
The biggest soccer will create the biggest football game
back into Japanese
最大のサッカーの最大のサッカーの試合が作成されます
back into English
This will create the biggest football game of soccer's biggest
back into Japanese
このゲームの最大のサッカーが作成されますサッカーの最大の
back into English
The biggest soccer will create the biggest football game
back into Japanese
最大のサッカーの最大のサッカーの試合が作成されます
back into English
This will create the biggest football game of soccer's biggest
back into Japanese
このゲームの最大のサッカーが作成されますサッカーの最大の
back into English
The biggest soccer will create the biggest football game
back into Japanese
最大のサッカーの最大のサッカーの試合が作成されます
back into English
This will create the biggest football game of soccer's biggest
back into Japanese
このゲームの最大のサッカーが作成されますサッカーの最大の
back into English
The biggest soccer will create the biggest football game
back into Japanese
最大のサッカーの最大のサッカーの試合が作成されます
back into English
This will create the biggest football game of soccer's biggest
back into Japanese
このゲームの最大のサッカーが作成されますサッカーの最大の
back into English
The biggest soccer will create the biggest football game
back into Japanese
最大のサッカーの最大のサッカーの試合が作成されます
back into English
This will create the biggest football game of soccer's biggest
back into Japanese
このゲームの最大のサッカーが作成されますサッカーの最大の
back into English
The biggest soccer will create the biggest football game
back into Japanese
最大のサッカーの最大のサッカーの試合が作成されます
back into English
This will create the biggest football game of soccer's biggest
back into Japanese
このゲームの最大のサッカーが作成されますサッカーの最大の
back into English
The biggest soccer will create the biggest football game
back into Japanese
最大のサッカーの最大のサッカーの試合が作成されます
back into English
This will create the biggest football game of soccer's biggest

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

No wonder he's had so much trouble.