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Sadly, not Florida SI |
Don't worry, Florida Man is still hard at work to bring us amusement.
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A woman in her 60s walks into a bank. She drops a bag down on the counter, it appears weighty. She tells the bank teller, this is a bomb - now give me money. The bank teller does as instructed. The woman leaves and gets in a car, driven by a man. The bomb squad is called in, and it's discovered that the "bomb" was actually ... wait for it .... 2 cans of spaghetti sauce. They're still looking for her. Spaghetti sauce cans are weapon of choice for woman who robbed Mich. bank, police say - Crimesider - CBS News |
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If it was Florida, they would have been mistaken for Oompa Loompas, but actually have been just some midgets that got too much sun. |
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weird. someone would have to be crazy to stalk someone like that, he said, while reading news of a stalker on a page filled with stalker photos |
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Monkey on the lam!
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Gunfire and moments of fear as a rural Oregon school tests its readiness | OregonLive.com
And I thought the fire drills we had to do in school were annoying. |
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That's a situation that would have made it more exciting if a member of the staff was packing. |
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More pics of people hangin' with Mr. Balls right here:
AAPEC - Associação de Assistência às Pessoas com Câncer I kinda want to find a plush Mr. Balls toy.. I think it would make a great gift! |
Utah referee punched by player dies in hospital - Soccer - SI.com
At least the kid can legitimately say he killed a man with one punch. |
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Damn, that's a super-extreme example of what we were talking about in the baseball thread a few weeks ago about the Greinke thing. Do you punish him for punching a guy in the face or killing a guy, exactly in the middle, or closer to one than the other? |
There is no place in society for that punk kid. Get out the needle, or rope, or electric chair...
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My guess would be this qualifies as manslaughter? I mean, realistically, how does this kid manage to kill the guy with one punch? Doesn't that have to be a perfect storm of factors? |
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I used to work in a juvenile jail about 10 years ago and I treated a kid who killed a guy with one punch. He hit him just right in the side of the head with enough force to cause a massive subdural hematoma that didn't get treated quickly enough. He was charged with manslaughter and got "juvenile life in jail" which basically equated to about 10 years of jail time for him. |
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I hadn't been in the thread for a while, came here to post this very story (saw it mentioned today at ajc.com) |
http://www.sportsbusinessdaily.com/J...p/Charmin.aspx
Charmin is sponsoring some NASCAR events, and yes, skid marks are part of the marketing strategy. |
http://www.crainsdetroit.com/article...athon-canceled
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I can't find a safe for work link that doesn't contain any pics, but there is the text of the article:
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There is so much (I believe) unintentional comedy in that article.
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It was the lead story on the local news.
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Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex With Hornet’s Nest - IBTimes UK
Ok, if you're a lonely 30 year old on a farm maybe I can understand the urge to have sex with one I'd your animals, but a hornets nest? |
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Don't knock it until you try it. |
Darwin Award nominee, for sure.
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Dino Zaffina, the guy from back on page 19 of this thread, received a big ol' smackdown from the judge over his antics.
SoCal Darts Association Beats Back Dino M. Zaffina, Saves Trademark - Los Angeles - News - The Informer |
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That's Dino M. Zaffina, do you want to get FOFC sued? |
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OK, so being laid up, I go through this thread and see this story. I decide to see if she had been caught. She has. http://www.macombdaily.com/article/2...sauce-arrested A 425 pound women. How in the hell do you think you are going to get away with the crime when you are that size. I'm not hating on obese people, but when you are truly over 4 bills, do you seriously think you don't kind of stick out in a crowd. Gave me a good laugh, figured I'd post the rest of the story here. |
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Took a minute to see it but makes perfect sense now. That being said, JC Penny has much bigger probems |
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Great quote from someone who took a picture of the billboard featuring the kettle Hitler. "I'm a little Nazi, short and stout." The Onion couldn't write this one better. |
Report: Keyshawn Johnson chased down, called cops on Justin Bieber - CBSSports.com
Keyshawn saw The Bieber driving a Ferrari at high speeds in his neighborhood. So Key chased him down. IN A PRIUS. |
Maybe Keyshawn CAN catch anything.
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James Lipton was a pimp in Paris in the 1950s.
James Lipton Was A Pimp In Paris: TV Host Reveals Unique Career Past |
Rectum? Yep, and it killed him.
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Forgot to add my thought...my favorite part of this story is the age of these men. |
Mother charged with injecting daughter, 5, with amphetamines
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Hopefully her girls can move on to a positive life now that she's jailed. Holy shit... |
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That's an amazing bit of reporting. I like the way every fact in the story reveals more about the crime as each layer is peeled away...almost like an onion. |
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