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I'm a little let down that the bat was used for violence.
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someone might want to tell the author that "Three Days" is about a threesome.
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Also pretty sure that Larry got it on with The Ropers at one point.
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Australian heist goes wrong as robbers tunnel into KFC not jewellers - Telegraph
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Someone tapes stuff (drills, an earphone, a memory card, batteries and a phone charger) to a cat, and sets him free near a Prison in Brazil.
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BBC News - Puppy thrown at German biker gang
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Mooned the Hell's Angels? Threw a puppy? Escaped in a bulldozer? Which part made you do the biggest double take? SI |
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Some things are just best left unbuilt...
Bin Laden theme park: Five of the world's most bizarre amusement parks - Yahoo! News UK |
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It was probably the size of his deduction that did it for her
Vincent Burroughs Accuses IRS Agent Dora Abrahamson Of Coercing Sex By Using Threat Of Tax Penalty |
As a big Keys fan this has been amusing.
Patrick Carney Is Trolling The Sh*t Out Of Justin Bieber And His Fans |
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I thought with my brain matters it was one of them there stabbing knife things. Then my dog gone kicked it an' it went all "boom" real loud. |
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The scary part is, he was somehow able to get a drivers license... Well, I assume he has a drivers license. |
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Stop applying California standards to Florida. :D |
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Ahhh that is a good point. Total oversight on my part. :) |
Could this be the end of FLLOOORRRRIDAAA MAAAAAAAANN?
Florida man swallowed by sinkhole under bedroom - Yahoo! News |
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Nurse refuses to perform CPR despite 911 dispatcher's plea - U.S. News
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Judging from the families reaction it seems like it may have been an agreed upon or understood thing. Perhaps the lady had certain wishes she had made known.
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Love that Batman is indeed real... even if he let himself go a bit there!
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He just needs to get back into the swing of things and those pounds will melt off.
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Oh, Florida.
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Well, at least he warned him before he started pissing on everything.
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Applebee’s waitress asks patron for ID, gets own stolen driver’s license in return | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News
Woman gets busted for using stolen ID at Applebees...because the ID belonged to the waitress who carded her...oh, and the woman using the ID is 26. |
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So is Seattle or Portland the Florida of the Northwest?
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did Flasch write that?
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Hahahaha. I don't want to turn this too political but people who think Benghazi is the, I dunno, Obama's Watergate need to realize two things. One: most of the US doesn't care substantially about it. I mean, they care and it was a big story for a few days but we're easily distracted and, rightly or wrongly, we're pretty numb to Americans dying overseas these days. Two: the goalposts for a new "Watergate" have changed. It's humorous to look back and see that something so "trivial" by today's standards felled a President less than 40 years ago. Would it really surprise anyone if it came out that Obama and Romney had dueling hackers, trying to get into the computers of each other's campaigns? SI |
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Since when do actual reporters interview 3 people and then call them a broad-brushed "Tea Party group"?. It's laughable what we believe these days is serious news.
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BBC News - Three men charged over Norwich 'Oompa Loompas' attack
Police investigating an assault involving people dressed as Oompa Loompas have charged three men. Officers appealed for information following an incident at a kebab shop in Norwich on 27 December. A 28-year-old man suffered cuts and bruises in the attack which took place on the Prince of Wales Road. The men have each been charged with two counts of assault causing actually bodily harm. They are Matthew Wright, 20, of Decoy Road, Potter Heigham; Matthew Watling, 19, of Lighthouse Close, Happisburgh; and Louis Gelinas, 20, of Rectory Road, Sutton. All three have been released on bail and are due to appear before Norwich magistrates on 8 April. The Oompa Loompas were fictional characters from the 1971 film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, a movie that was based on a book by Roald Dahl. |
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Still one of my most favorite threads on this site.
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