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Yes! I saw that one yesterday.
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Walt being able to bury that money in the desert with his condition was a part of Breaking Bad I found to be highly improbable
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Just waiting for the Onion article where the apology is for the fact that they weren't children's sizes.
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Octopuses torture and eat themselves after mating. Science finally knows why. | Live Science
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That sounds a lot more like "kid left his hand too long in the area where the robot picks up chess pieces" industrial accident as opposed to "Skynet got mad at the humans"
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I'm generally against breaking into military bases, but if you are going to, that is a pretty good reason.
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I love the detail. Like, if they weren't US aliens or Chinese dragons, this wouldn't have been a big deal.
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"...took the cub to a vet for treatment..."
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Cheating allegations draw attention to STL chess tournament | ksdk.com
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I'm trying to figure out how that would work.
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Oktoberfest is open!
(Mad dash to the 'best' spots in the 'best' tents to not leave them all day except to stumble out to puke their guts out. Say no to drugs, lol. But if anybody even thinks about doing a joint he'll be tackled by germany's version of SWAT.) |
I appreciate being able to experience Oktoberfest as a 23,24, and 25 year old. Just thought of the train ride to Munich makes my head spin.
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'Little heroes': A pair of 6-year-old twin girls used their toys and hair dryer to fend off their mother's attacker, police say
So the number of 6 year olds this guy can fight is less than two. Imagine being him in prison: "So what are you in for?" "I attacked a woman" "And she fended you off? "No, it was her 6 year old girls" |
New Jersey Man Monday!
How New Jersey Man Caught Mom's Ex Urinating on Her Grave Daily, He Alleges
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I mean, not THAT strange, but the title is good:
"Pope urges priests and nuns to delete porn from their phones" https://www.washingtonpost.com/world...n-priests-nuns |
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Over 200 pounds of marijuana found during NC traffic stop, sheriff’s office says | CBS 17
Bringing 200 pounds from California means these guys are probably pretty serious traffickers. But those mugshots sure make it seem like that’s just their Thanksgiving personal use stash. |
Thai Buddhist temple emptied after all the monks test positive for meth
"Drug-Addled Monks" is my next band name. |
I had no idea this existed and it's effing insane to read.
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What are they, racehorses?
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This Dear Abby article popped up on a list of articles recommended to me by Google and it's ... something.
Dear Abby: I have a new wife and a friend I sleep with |
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Bill Cosby promoting a possible spring/summer comedy tour qualifies for this thread, I think.
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John Cleeseâs classic âsilly walkâ burns more calories than a normal gait | Ars Technica
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I think the point is, compared to basically the same amount of time doing "vigorous physical activity," which walking like Teabag is not.
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I was innocently scrolling through Tik Tok this morning, when I saw a video with a lady trout-fishing saying she was unaware of that "other" trout video. That made me curious to what she was talking about. I wish I hadn't.
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No. I may never be able to use the trout option again.
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https://www.twitch.tv/watchmeforever
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There is a Chinese spy balloon flying over Montana right now. It is hovering over some of the US most secret facilities. https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/s...RWW3rafHg&s=09
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This could be a "trial balloon" for something more later, quite literally.
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As someone who never really liked Seinfeld (the show, not the comedian), that the AI version of it was called "Nothing, Forever" kindof tickled my funny bone.
And when we get "AI-Generated Twitch Seinfeld program is suspended after going on transphobic rant", well, that feels like it could be in the running for "Most 2023 Headline". Between AI art and ChatGPT hitting the mainstream, we're going to look back at 2022 as monumental in some way, as the dawn of "modern AI', when it went from not being able to identify stoplights to "hey, this could really upend a lot of things". Jury is still out as to whether it will be good or bad, though, considering humans and how society is constructed right now, I'm guessing bad. SI |
Apparently it put an inordinate amount of reliance on Michael Richards' comedy routine in formulating the show.
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India Wants to Swap Valentineâs Day for âCow Hug Day' | Time
I think I'll pass. Anyone of you going to hug a cow? |
Is that a euphemism? I need to know before answering.
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Drinking Coca-Cola And Pepsi Can Cause Males To Have Bigger Testicles, More Testosterone: Study
I'm putting all my life savings into Coke and Pepsi stock ASAP ETA: Maybe I should've put money into Coke, it's up nearly 10% today. |
Highly Intelligent and Possibly Invincible Super Pigs Are Invading America
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Sunderland man, 40, captured seagull and masturbated over it as he watched porn in 'bizarre' offence
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That's um... You know what? If I had never read that headline in my whole life, I think it would have been ok
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When he was caught, do you think he flipped the bird to the cops?
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I feel like this story could go in any number of different threads for the separate topics it touches on.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/tennessee-...ry?id=99830209 One, she went to a dark web site called "Online Killers Market." I know it's the dark web, but that just seems ridiculous to me. Was ACME Hired Killers already taken? Two, if you're in a relationship and plan to move out of state to marry someone else, best not stay on Match.com or continue seeing someone else. Perhaps there's more to that part of the story since this lady turned into a crazy stalker, but that's the condensed version of the story, anyway. Three, those of us who use Strava are telling people where to find us to murder us. For me, though, since 99.9% of my runs are on a treadmill using iFit where my posted locations are various spots all over the world while I run in place in my Kentucky basement, the joke's on my hired killer! Four, if you're gonna have someone killed, perhaps don't threaten them with death in person and through continuous harrassing calls and damage their cars. Kinda narrows down the suspects - even if they die by "accident." It's not like the guy's not gonna tell LE to check out the crazy stalker just in case it wasn't really an accident. |
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WTF? I thought it was a joke considering the source but also reported on msn.com
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How to (Unsuccessfully) Hit On Your Robbery Victim
Indy man robs woman and then asks her out | whas11.com |
Apparently there is a lion running around (on the edge of) Berlin.
German police search for a lion suspected to be on the loose on the edge of Berlin | AP News Might yet turn out to be a large Lynx (and personally to me it kinda looked more like a Puma, which obviously would be as misplaced as a lion), especially since private keeping of big cats isn't exactly rampant and no one official is short a lion. |
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So 3 marines were found dead in a car at a gas station in North Carolina 30 miles from Camp Lejeune. No drugs were found, but authorities don't suspect foul play. I don't see how you come across a car with dead marines and don't suspect foul play.
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Fake dog food? Poseur.
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California family busted in $7.6M recycling fraud scheme
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Real life Kosmo Kramer. It seems kiinda shitty to prosecute for fraud though.
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It came through my feed as "Vegan Horse Riding" and had to check it out.
It's actually Hobby Horsing, game developed in Finland. Not going to describe it but you should check out the video in link below. "Vegan Horse Riding": Netizens React as New 'Equestrian Sport' Goes Viral - EssentiallySports  |
Time to shut this thread. We have a winner.
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This may not be as crazy as some others, but wtf? How have not heard about this?
Georgia sheriff pleads guilty to groping Judge Hatchett, resigns effective immediately â WSB-TV Channel 2 - Atlanta |
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