By the way, I hate the whole "Fail" thing, but that picture is funny.

Yes, blot out the phone number because, in the age of teh internets, it would be nigh impossible to find out the actual number.


(not suggesting Schmidty did the blotting)

Yeah, but calling 9,999 numbers is pretty time consuming.

573-374-191X

I've narrowed it down to 10 numbers now. :)


I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number, something that's real easy to remember. Something like 222-2222. I would say, "Sweet." And then people would say, "Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?" I'd say, "Just press 2 for a while. And when I answer, you will know you have pressed 2 enough."

- Mitch Hedberg

You could program your computer to call all of the numbers hoping to get the right one, but you might accidentally launch a Global Thermonuclear War.

Would you like to play a game?

SI

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

Sounds like Maximum Football.

WINNER.

Cat Ambush

Bunny Attack?

RKO

La Parka FTW~!

Diamond Cutter

What is that from?

Cloverfield?

No, its a PC game...I want to say Red Alert 3, but im not sure...I know its a PC game though

I believe its from World in Conflict.

IT'S THE DIAMOND CUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dola

self high five

ROUSs? I don't believe they exist. AAAAHHH!!

(rodents of unusual size)

I was thinking that, but wasn't sure.

My other thought is it was Detroit.

I had that Deadpool comic image (not the extra part about the super power) as my desktop wallpaper for awhile!

I had to look at the pic's name before I could figure out what I was supposed to see...

I grew up watching those movies. My favorite was Terror of Mechagodzilla.

Originally found at http://www.boingboing.net/2009/02/17...rs-jobwan.html

/tk

Wow! Best ad ever posted on this site. Good find. Hilarious!

damn, thats an impressive resume, you without the whole pot smuggling side.
I'd hire him.

He should send his resume to Joe Rogan.

Skiing in Andorra this week.

Skiing? Really?


I thought it was an above ground nuclear explosion in order to destroy the Zombies that are clearly visible.

(actually did think it was something sci-fi-ey)

HAHA thats funny. But yes. Really. It was quite windy that day.

Took the photo with my phone.

Be careful Groundhog or someone will make a post complaining about your gif.

Up in Buffalo....think the Salon needs to think about how they market?

I knew it! :mad:

Well, that confirms my beliefs. :D

It depends what his homework was. I've given assignments like that.

Great Oden's Raven...I'm not sure what to think or say.

My heart is drooling.

That shit will kill you.

The meat doesn't look like it was fully cooked. Enjoy your intestinal parasites.

Ummm, no......

Even the thought of it will kill you. Ugh.

You can wash it down with a McNuggetini



A McDonald’s chocolate milkshake with vanilla vodka, rimmed with BBQ sauce and garnished with a chicken McNugget.

Wake up the next morning to enjoy a sausage egg and cheese doughnut sandwich



For Lunch maybe a bacon cheese burger with chocolate covered bacon



Then finish it off with Meatloaf wrapped in bacon with a layer of mac and cheese in the middle

I am dying to know what these guys are seeing.

Edit: Now I know. Shannon Brown blocking a dunk against the Hawks. I'm having the same reaction that these guys are now.

I think Brown raped him.

You guys are cock teases. I, however, deliver:

One hell of a block. That also marks Shannon Brown's sole highlight in his NBA career thus far.

That one made me snort! WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

Ironically enough, the poster creator apparently needed editorial supervision. :D

Another Lewinski case?

Ok that made me laugh.

Fuck T-Slack

The five cats who look like Wilfred Brimley

Do they all have diabetes?

Diabetus.

They do love their quaker oats

I'm sure you meant diabetus.

edit: oh next page failure but I'll leave it up anyway just because.

If Frank Miller did Peanuts

That's so awesome

dr manhattan blue himself. and there is no better way to say that.

Tobias Funke for the win.

100 internets to whomever can photochop Pumpy into that picture

dude how many internets do you even have

Awesome! :D

For the womenzz

Picture removed. :D

Mustang's response had me rolling. Great stuff.

For those that missed the pic, few at your own risk...

hxxp://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2009/03/michael_phelps_speedo.jpg

no no no no

no no no no


NO!

+10

That definitely goes in the other thread.

And we had such great Dr. Tobias mojo going.