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Florida man, 76, jailed for performing botched CASTRATION on a man he met on eunuch fetish website | Daily Mail Online
So remember guys, if you ever want to be castrated, call someone other than FloridaMan. |
This was a big news story a couple of weeks ago while we were on vacation in New Hampshire. Glad to see it has a happy ending.
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I'm just going to not click on that link - title's enough, thanks
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Provided there was a good seal, I think we can put this right next to abstinence as 100% guarantees that pregnancy won't occur.
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I skimmed it and I think he died more from the mixture of the glue with drugs that they used to get high, then decided what the hell let's use the same mixture as a makeshift condom. I don't think it was solely due to a blockage caused by the glue which is what the title suggests.
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Yeah, the story is actually about a reaction to the adhesive, but it’s a hell of a headline!
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Of all the ways to die, dying in an elevator that shoots up 30 stories was not even on my radar.
Girl Dies After The Elevator She Was In Shoots Up 30 Floors | IFLScience |
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Medical mystery: Woman gives birth to children, discovers her twin is actually the biological mother
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you... SCIENCE. |
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The puppy was quoted, saying, "They're our guys! They're Americans! They're Delta Force!"
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Woman Accused of Starting Fawn Fire Was Boiling Bear Urine to Drink
At least she was boiling it. Cold would be disgusting. |
Sadly, my first thought at that article is "thank goodness it wasn't PG&E."
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Often the story does not live up to the headline, but there was more than enough other weird stuff in that story to live up to the initial billing. Also, my wife, when hearing just the headline: "How do you get enough urine to do that? Do you go up to hibernating bears and put their paw in warm water?" SI |
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This is more of a YouTube video than a story, but it will eventually be put into story form, so why not just skip right to song? This has taken social media by storm today, it seems.
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This is awesome.
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We all should take some drunken time here and there to find ourselves.
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In case anyone didn't know, the war on heavy metal from the 1980s is still being fought.
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Wouldn't this basically be like parents trying to get a principal in the 90s fired because she said she liked Elvis and they didn't like how he swung his hips?
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Was Iron Maiden one of the bands whose records the adults of the 80's were spinning backwards searching for devil worship?
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Meanwhile, Indonesia's president is an over the top metal head.
Maiden got shit for The Number of the Beast, but the ironic part is they are one of the most educated metal bands in the world. They regularly write about history and literature. I wrote my junior and senior high school English papers on Rime of the Ancient Mariner and Charge of the Light Brigade (The Trooper), both of which inspired Maiden songs. And Bruce Dickinson is basically a modern day Renaissance man. He's not only a metal singer and literature/history buff, but he's a pilot who flies the band's plane on their tours. |
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This has gone national, as I expected. Note that the principal is also the town mayor.
It never ceases to amaze me that so many people allow these things to happen and not one person in an authority position says, "Uh guys, perhaps this isn't going to look all that great once the inevitable pics and videos hit social media." Kentucky school's Man Pageant, lap dances lead to disciplinary action |
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I read that and thought it really wasn't that different from stuff we used to do in high school. I thought it was pretty damn tame, and the KY parents that were up in arms about it should probably focus more on their kids getting some sort of sorely lacking sex education, rather than what kids do during a pep rally. |
Seriously? That is beyond inappropriate in a school setting. I'm not sure what any of that has to do with a pep rally to begin with - or why you would link it to sex education...?
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I'm with Ksyrup. I know stuff happens off-campus, but I can't imagine a scenario where this is an appropriate in-school activity. It's simply shocking that nobody had the sense to nix this.
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I really think it's a nothingburger and the mortality police need to give teenage students a break, and let them have a bit of breathing room.
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Not in school, and especially not WITH teachers. That's insane. And was back in the 80s too.
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UCSB is building a 4500 person dorm with no windows in bedrooms because a 97 year old donor demands it.
Architect Resigns in Protest over UCSB Mega-Dorm |
This is what you do when you're crazy and rich, right?
I woke up yesterday, wondering if this sort of design drives people to suicide or helps innovation. Here's $200M to put this to the test. Who cares if the peasants die: it's science! EDIT: I wonder if there's also some odd legacy chasing mixed in. Like maybe he's banking on overpopulation and if this sort of "high density" housing takes off, in 500 years, they'll still have "Munger cities", which would far outlast any silly single building he could donate like a library or whatever. SI |
It's pretty obvious he wants the kids to be ready for the zombie apocalypse.
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Some people just deserves the death penalty (and her boyfriend too). She must be "mentally ill" but better to just get these people out of the gene pool. I really really hope those kids find much better foster parents to live with.
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Pretty sure prison cells have to have natural light. |
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All part of God's plan. |
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Mmmmm, Roger Waters spit on a fan and then he wrote The Wall. I wonder what album this will lead to. |
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I thought GG Allin was dead. |
'This Morning' Hosts Lose It After Seeing Pic Of World's Largest Penis: VIDEO - Comic Sands
Bet you can't guess who... |
I've seen his name pop up suddenly like half-a-dozen times in the last week, after not hearing about him for seemingly 10 years. Does he have a book coming out? Running for office?
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Well, humanity, it's been a nice run
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Kodos, are you a time traveler?
I mean, it's not Bill Gates, but Mark Cuban. Still: Mark Cuban just bought an entire city in Texas And then there's this nugget: Quote:
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Gloucestershire: Man ‘goes to hospital with WW2 shell stuck in bottom’ as bomb squad called
And for the story above, a town of 23 with its own strip club. They must take turns being the stripper. |
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More awesome than strange. Talk about being in the right places at the right times!
Sixth-Grader Saves Choking Classmate And Elderly Woman From House Fire In Same Day - Essence |
Yeah, but what about the kid who fell out of the tree?
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Dolphin females have working clitoris, anatomical evidence suggests
I wonder who decided to do this study? Giggity |
A man definitely did not find it.
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One fish, Two fish, Red fish, Blue fish,
Black fish, Blue fish, Old fish, New fish. This one has a little car... Goldfish taught to drive on land for Israeli animal behavior study : NPR Mostly unrelated: if you're parent and have never seen this series on YouTube: ONE FISH, TWO FISH, RED FISH, BLUE FISH | Dr. Seuss Raps over Dr. Dre Beats - YouTube SI |
American Fugitive Who Faked Own Death Caught in Scotland | PEOPLE.com
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My alma mater getting it done:
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This thread can be closed. I think we have a weiner.
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That's enough internet for me today.
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This makes me wonder if there are other women like this (scared to google to find out). But yeah, this one wins it. |
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Are you going to tell me that this one is fake too?
Dead Body Propped up, Brought to Post Office to Collect Man's Pension |
Alright the thread is saved!
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Listen, the last time I sat on an exposed live wire, I thought I saw God. So, I took this one at face value.
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The Star's version of this story contains some crucial quotes and photos: Man brings uncle's body to post office for pension but says he 'didn't know he was dead' - Daily Star “We were grand like then all of a sudden he started going all slumpy. “We thought nothing of it because Peadar had had heart attacks and all.” |
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N.J. groundhog Milltown Mel dies days before Groundhog Day - New York Daily News
Yup, this feels about right for this year, you know, 2020 3.0 SI |
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This isn't quite strange - it's kindof common and sounds a bit dangerous, in this case. But I chuckled at the idea of "Don't act up or we'll divert you to Kansas City!" SI |
Priest Resigns After Two Decades of Performing 'Invalid' Baptisms
Obviously this is something that is serious for those that believed. I just find it strange that the pastor never to a glance at the proper wording once over a 20 year span and that no other pastor noticed that he was using the incorrect wording over that time. |
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I mean, what else? Was the wedding dress of one of the middle schooler's great-grandmother in the hamper?
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Getting intoxicated, yelling at people who annoy you, and then regretting it later is, I think, what 90% of the adult population have been doing for the past two years.
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Scientists working to unravel mystery of 300-year-old mummified ‘mermaid’ with ‘human face’ and tail
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Japan’s ‘killing stone’ splits in two, releasing superstitions amid the sulphur springs | Japan | The Guardian
Stone which holds trapped demon from a thousand years ago broke in two this weekend. My favorite response to this story is still from Reddit and something to the effect of Demon: "PREPARE TO FEEL MY WRATH, MORTALS!" /looks around at 2022 Demon: "Oh, I guess someone's already on this" /shrugs, and goes back to sleep/ SI |
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Nicholas Rossi: The man accused of being a fugitive
Is it just me, or are the are the ears of the guy accused of being Rossi completely different to the younger Rossi? |
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Mystery as man's body found in pub freezer - TEN years after he vanished
Would have been a good Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares episode. |
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The article includes a helpful picture of one of the dolphins' erect penises so that you get the full picture.
No word on whether Madison Cawthorn made a guest appearance. |
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Need to have this factored into my auto insurance rates ASAP, thanks!
Android Users Better Drivers Than iOS Owners? Study Claims Non-iPhone Users Dominate in All Safe-Driving Categories | Tech Times |
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15.03 BST: Brazilian defender Marcelo was dropped from the Lyon first team due to continuous farting and laughing in the dressing room, sources have told ESPN. As ESPN reported in August, the 34-year-old was expelled from the senior squad following Lyon's 3-0 defeat at the hands of Angers. Marcelo was caught laughing during captain Leo Dubois' speech to rally the troops following the game, which didn't go down well with manager Peter Bosz and sporting director Juninho. However, according to sources, Marcelo was also disciplined by the club for repeatedly farting among his teammates in the dressing room and laughing in the presence of Juninho and Bosz. |
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