Is that Van Dam? If so, WTF? If not, still WTF?

I think Pumpy needs help

I did not know that JCVD was in Breakin...

It is true, you learn something new every day.

Seriously?

His first theatrical experience, apparently (in 1984).

Listed as: Guy dancing in the background

I actually think the entry below the highlighted one was funnier.

At least he doesn't have rectum problems.

REPEAT!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

Also, POORLY LIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

Clockwise. Can't remember how I saw her before...

I never really got her to work before...

:eek:

I still can't get Van Dam's swaying hips out of my mind. Perhaps there is something more to his hips than just face value.

I'd vote for the middle guy.

I want to be very clear about this.

Grandma is NOT pleased with the framed picture, nor with you sitting on her throne!!!!!

That's the best thing I've ever seen.

The D&D ad? I didn't get it.

I think all there is to get is the idea that they're pitching D&D as some cool alternative to being a juvenile delinquent. PLus they think that kind in overalls is cool.

The kids are still smiling in the ad.

Obviously they haven't met the fury of the hermit yet.

Hey Bam, that's not the door!

:)

Entertaining little news story behind this one from Austin: FOXNews.com - Hackers Crack Into Texas Road Sign, Warn of Zombies Ahead - Science News | Science & Technology | Technology News

I was in the convenience store this morning, and saw some JCVD movie where he froze a guy and then kicked him to pieces. Nifty. He should have done this dance afterward.

Hmm...sure you're not thinking about Sly Stallone in Demolition Man?

No, it was definitely JCVD. I've only seen a couple of his movies, so not sure which one it was. Looked like it had a sci-fi bent to it.

Why on earth is JCVD doing that gay ass clap every few seconds?
Oh wait, it's JCVD.

They're kicking a little "Keep on the Borderlands" in the background.

Very nice.

Was the Boston PD down there to investigate it as a possible terror threat?

SI

Otto from Airplane!

I think at the end of Timecop he freezes the bad guy and shatters him.

isn't that the ending of demolition man? :D

It was almost but not quite the ending of Terminator 2 as well. And probably a billion other scifi movies.

What movie wouldn't be made better by somebody getting frozen then shattered? :)

Heck, they even did it in Heroes.

Karate Kid would have. Imagine if Daniel's leg was frozen and then Johnny swept it.

That's the movie I felt was being ripped off as I watched it.

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I thought he threw the guy into the other version of the guy and they destroyed each other because you can't have the same matter in the same place at the same time or something like that.

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure they froze first before disintegrating.

(That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Really there are so many freakin' scifi movies with freezing guys shattering that I'm pretty sure JCVD was in at least one if not more, especially given all the low-budget fare he's in these days...)

Actually, I was going to comment on one of these in the 'V' thread. In the original there was a scene where a worker was handling or exposed to liquid gas, it froze his arm, then he bumped it into a pole/rail and it shattered off. Freaked me out.

I'll have to wait for them to show it on Spike again, to be sure. ;)

Miroslav Satan - Pittsburgh Penguins - NHL - Yahoo! Sports

Not a NJ Devils player, unfortunately!

satan (sha-taan) kills the devils every year. some irony there.

probably a funnier picture to see the jersey though?

I found the actual URL itself to be equally amusing!

didnt catch the 666 part. good eye

At least he got the spelling right.

Then again cheney probably made it.

Interesting, I think there might be a little playing going on at Yahoo Sports...

What did you buy at the convenience store?

I believe I was getting an egg sandwich. In an unrelated note:

hxxp://www.businesspundit.com/always-check-your-childs-homework-before-it-gets-turned-in/

A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment.



After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be very clear on my child’s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel.

Mrs. Harrington

Hah, very funny if it's true. Still pretty funny if it's made up.

I'm pretty sure that was from a sketch on Conan, but I could be wrong

SI

I believe you are correct.

I would bang.

You just became my new hero.

Ok this made me laugh out loud.

I just watched that movie a month or so ago

SI

I approve of the Korean car show girls! :D

Hancock sucked donkey balls.

Yeah, but so has Michael Jackson.

Just pulled this off of ESPN.com. And I'm pretty sure Nadal planted a big wet one on Federer about 2 seconds after this shot was taken.

That is NSFW.

No actually he didn't. He hugged him, grabbed his shoulder and proceeded to tell everyone in the arena what an amazing tennis player he was. As if they didn't know already.

If Obama was white.

Damien?

That just looks like the guy that plays Obama on Saturday Night Live...

***** CLASSIC!! :D

Ok, maybe it's not "cool" but it was so funny that I went and got my phone to take a picture. Walked into a stall in the ladies room at a restaurant yesterday and as I locked the door, saw this sign:


Then, I looked at the toilet:


I couldn't help but wonder if that trash can had toilet paper in it that would normally go in the toilet...

I used the next stall over, it didn't have any signs on it about putting paper in it.

/tk

Dang, Kristin, your phone takes nice pictures. And in Mexico, a trashcan full of (yes, used) TP would be the norm. You sort of get used to it... sorta.

I will see your Shaq body-check, and raise you a Kobe flying kick.

I always enjoy Noops contributions.

Can't remember if I got these pics from this thread, or somewhere else.

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Spent a week in Honduras, and we had to follow the same rule. Their pipes are too small.

Yeah, I've seen it in foreign countries, though a Thai restaurant in Tyson's Corner is hardly where I expect to see it.. ;)
Edit to add: Especially when the stall next to it had no such sign. ;)

/tk

Was this before or after he threw up?

Is that a dude or what?

Allegedly.

This has probably been posted, but:


see more pwn and owned pictures


(Is that NSFW?)