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You'd kill your own wife, dubb?
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mauboy - dubb (878) jackal (893) zinto (902)
Zinto - mauboy (948) Hand (950) |
Pretty sure I'm sticking where I am. Watching the skins now, might get distracted but going to do my best to keep reloading these last 10 minutes.
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Of course that happens.
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Though I'd like to think that killing zinto maybe kill's his hand.
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Mau if you are claiming a role right now you best give the entire details. I haven't seen the evil dead movies, just army of darkness, but if dubb is Ash I know he's had a chick in the movies.
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So then maybe you guys will have one more shot tomorrow if there is no nk tonight. |
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I am Linda - I had the ability to cast spells. And if I found Ash, I would have been able to have PM rights with him, which was my disgust Saturday, or Sunday when Dubb basically came out and admitted it. |
I had to find him by submitting an order every night - my last submission was for Bug since he was going crazy searching every room for something it seemed.
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Such a late reveal..
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I said I was a woman when you said guy, I started it then. It didn't seem to matter, to be honest.
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Gonna be upset if you are a villager too and you and commo both waited to reveal until a few minutes before deadline. Just sillyness.
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unvote zinto
vote jackal |
switch jackal!
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I know you said you were a woman, but if you are a villager you lay everything out there in this situation. You said yourself the game might be over if you get lynched, why would you keep things to yourself?
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cuz I suck at werewolf |
The lights flicker....
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You argue....and aruge....and argue.... and then decide to beat mauboy into a pulp.
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Good luck surviving the night.
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You beat and beat and beat him until he collapses on the floor.
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Zinto and dubb and Jackal look around. THe pounding is getting worse and the door explodes open. There is a hideous face filling the door! It has yellow eyes and a tree face. Tree arms reach in and grab dubb and pulls him closer. dubb screams!
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Bleh. Is it Zinto?
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*screams*
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Jackal notices something in zinto's pocket.
"what's that?" he screams. Zinto replies, "something I found! I can't read it." Jackal takes it and looks at it. It is a swirly thing with a beast next to it. "This is the second of the passages! someone must have cast the first to manifest the evil into flesh. Cause that's what THAT is!" he says pointing to the door. |
dubb scraems and takes the ax and swings it at the eye of the beast. It connects and yellow goo spills all over him. The creature throws him against the wall.
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Jackal grab it and starts reciting...
Tar-tra Kanda-Estra! Hudsucker Proxy -- Kanda! |
lol
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Zinto is pushed over by the force of the tree and dubb charges at it to fend it off. "KEEP READING JACKAL" he screams!
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Aton-Neran-Ofas!
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Kanda! Samonda Roba Areda
Gyes Indy En-zeen, Nos-Feratos - |
Jackal gasps and falls over! There is a dagger with a skull on the end of it now sticking out of his back. The hand of Zinto is attached securely to it.
Hand unvote Zinto Hand vote Jackal Jackal falls over in pain. NOt from his back but from his front. The book he is carrying opens and a purple light seers him from the front. He tries to gasp out the last word. dubb and ZInto run over and wrestle with the hand to get it off. |
Kan-da... whispers Jackal.
*BLAM!* |
a shotgun blast goes off killing Jackal, blowing up his head. |
I SUMMON BRUCE CAMPBELL POWER
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and that power killed me with a shotgun. hope that means we win!
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The door opens behidn it is a big portal, like a spiral swirly galazy. You don't see the yard or the woods anymore. Just space. The creature is sucked out wailing and screaming. It is hurled backwards into the portal and is gone, the door shuts.
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victory?!
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dubb says "good work kid" to Jackal's corpse. Then he sees the smoking gun in the hand of a nice old lady in front of him. It is mauboy with old lady hair and sweet old lady face. And old lady skull head. She changes from nice old lady to hideous bloated dead old lady corpse. Its head punches dubb in the face.
"Hey she-bitch!" he says "Come get some!" |
Shop s-mart, you GOT THAT?!
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The skull face extends and punches dubb in the face sevearl times, he grabs the axe and swings at mauboy and connects. mauboy's arm spills off and across the room slapping Zinto in the face.
He charges again and dives at mauboy who squeaks at him like a monkey. The door explodes |
The spiral portal is still there and beings to suck everytihng in the room The first to go is mauboy who was charging at dubb who jumps out of the way. mauboy is flown through the hole. Jackal's corpse is next, it runs into one of the cars outside and flies into the backseat. The car flies through the portal. dubb and Zinto hang on for dear life!
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"HOW DO YOU STOP IT?" yells dubb!
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They hang onto the outside of the door. Then they remember....there were three pages...one with a beast being summoned and turning into flesh, the second with a swirly thing with the beast next to it....what was the other? Where was that page?
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"I wonder" says dubb "if that was the page on the Road that Autumn was arguing about existing that I said did not exist. Didn't he say it had a swirly thing with a beast going in it and the swirly thing shrinking?"
ZInto does not answer as Zinto lost his grip and is flying head over heels into the portal. |
dubb screams and the board he is holding breaks. He flies head over heels into the portal. colored lights dance around him. Sad music plays. He falls through endless space
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He looks back and the hand waves good bye to him.
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Eventually he lands...in the sand...around him are knights on horseback and a flying creature. And a man in robes and a staff. They are all fighting a creature with wings and the hag mauboy who is slaughtering them.
He and dubb look at each other and say "Groovy.... let's go she-bitch! Time for the boomstick!" They charge after mauboy as... the credits role... COMING SOON....EVIL DEAD - ARMY OF DARKNESS |
Evil has won. mauboy and the hand survived to the end.
The necronomicon Jackal was holding gave him an extra vote as did mauboy's shotgun. But the goodguys Ash and Jake are alive and now in 1300 AD ready to persue mauboy the cellar witch (Henrietta) and the rest of the ARMY OF DARKNESS (in a game in the far future). Ash upon realizing he and Zinto are the saviors that were in the necronomicon starts yelling "Nooo...NOOOOOO....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
THE END! Thank you all for playing. Hope you had fun.
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