Great story :)

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Not sure this is strange...but not sure where else to put it.
Maybe we need a "The thread for stories supporting the need for parenting licenses"

Police: 14-year-old steals car, crashes on Parkway after... | www.wpxi.com

Video in link too

Apparently she's never watched Bait Car. Or maybe she's been ON Bait Car and is still pissed she got arrested.

One of my key takeaways reading "The Blind Side" was how prevalent that attitude seems to be.

So wait, if she leaves her door unlocked, then I'm free to take whatever is in her house?

I hope the kid dies and I hope she drives off a fucking cliff on the way to the funeral. Then I hope the cop who chased him gets a blowjob from Kate Upton while eating prime rib served by a naked Natalie Portman.

:D

Based on this quote, "Maybe he wanted to go further than he felt like walking," I'd say, yes you can, but only if you want something in her house. At that point, the officers would be wrong to get involved.

I'm not sure what this means but I feel its significant.

US population hits pi - The Source - Latest news and updates from Boston.com

Sweet! I can honestly say now, that there is more than likely the chance of something in her house that I want. Just staking my claim. It may not be today or tomorrow, but, somewhere in the future.

The fun part would be to figure out precisely which child and when during the pregnancy did this actually occur. I love the "it's pi times 100 million" bit - no it's not, pi is an irrational number, pi times 100 million still has an infinite number of digits after the decimal point.

There are some damn dense people in my state.

Lawsuit claims black sacker, ban from Big Sandy grocery store violated customer’s rights - Longview News-Journal: Local News

Why do random shooters always take out the nice people?

That's one classy family...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz23WlmqIt1

If those bags didn't break while they were being carried, I'm kicking Glad to the curb.

I wonder how those guys ever got caught in the first place!

I don't think they got the memo...it's LAUNDRY bags not trash bags.

They have low self-esteem.

Well, they are criminals.

Thief arrested for shoplifting after hiding 42in TV under her skirt | Mail Online

FTFA:

Holy shit! Real-life underwear gnomes!!

Yup. And since they're in prison, not very good ones either.

Exactly. They did not collect their $200 or passed Go.

BBC News - Norwegian driver hits bear after trying to avoid moose

Sounds premeditated.

Think of the poor bear here. Spots a moose, sneaks up on him thinking he's going to eat like a king for a month on this meal, and just before he makes the kill he gets hit by a car/truck/van/whatever the guy was driving.

This makes me chuckle and then feel a little bad

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Sounds like the bear had a...

(wait for it)

...a Boo Boo!

on the other hand the moose...

bearly made it

It fucking sucks to be a non-human animal.

If they were just able to...read.

Dallas Cowboys in hot water after burned fan files lawsuit against team - ESPN Dallas

A Dallas Cowboys fan is burning mad at her team.
Jennelle Carrillo, of Cleburne, Texas, has sued the Cowboys and owner/general manager Jerry Jones after she suffered severe burns to her backside while allegedly sitting on a bench outside Cowboys Stadium before a team scrimmage in August 2010.

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Temperatures on the day of the annual Blue & Silver scrimmage were more than 100 degrees, and the bench that Carrillo sat on was black.
"The bench was uncovered and openly exposed to the extremely hot August sun," the suit, which was filed in Tarrant County civil court, states. "The combination of the nature of the black, marble bench and hot sunlight caused the bench to become extremely hot and unreasonably dangerous."
Carrillo's lawyer, Michael Wash, told KDFW-TV that his client initially knew she had been burned but didn't realize the extent of the injuries until receiving medical attention. She did not stay for the game, according to Wash.
"She sat down on this black bench, outside an entrance and unfortunately she suffered third-degree burns as a result of it and had subsequent skin grafts," he told KDFW.
The suit alleges that Cowboys Stadium posted no warning signs alerting fans that the benches could be hot.
Wash told KDFW that Carrillo has suffered "mental anguish, physical pain and disfigurement as a result of her wounds."
According to the TV station, Carrillo is suing to get a jury trial and payment of court fees, interest and a damage amount determined by the jury.
The Cowboys declined comment to KDFW due to the ongoing litigation, per team policy.

Really?? Wait? A bench? In Texas? In the summer? Might be hot?

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Did she sit on it bare-assed? I'm trying to figure out how she got 3rd degree burns that quickly through clothing.

Warning: Hot surface is hot.

She needs to go spill some coffee in her lap.

And then sue McDonald's and win?

My favorite part


Who put this bench OUTSIDE!!??!! And then allowed the sun to come up!?

And what was her thinking? I'm sure it took a little while to reach the point of 3rd degree burns. "I'll just sit here a little while longer...it's hot...really hot...but maybe if I sit long enough, I'll just get used to it."

Faux John Madden ‏@FauxJohnMadden
Dallas Cowboys fan suffers 3rd degree burns from sitting on bench too long. Jimmy Clausen now deeply concerned for his own safety.

Eggsactly!

Mmmm... Someone is cooking chicharones close to here!

So I guess the moral of the story is Dallas Cowboy fans have the hottest asses in the NFL.

Not so much weird news but sweet interesting stuff -- but I didn't want to start a new thread.

Denise Barton of California Files $1.7 Billion Claim Alleging 'Smart' Meters Making Her Sick

I thought at first that the chick is just trying to make a buck, but, after reading this, I now believe that she's not working at full capacity: Barton, who experienced neurological damage following a car accident as a young child, added, "It's also the value of taking away my choice of the best way to protect my health without my consent."

Why go small- why not start at $1.7B?

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