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You beat me to it.
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I knew you'd reply.
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If you commit a crime, you probably shouldn't brag about it.
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Police officer killed by rooster while breaking up cockfight - CNN
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That's some serious "when it's your time, it's your time" kinda shit once you read it. Daaaamn. |
What a way to go.
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https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/27/s...p_id=586792377
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If I'm going to jail for murder based on web searches, it will not be for researching time travel.
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I just like the fact that he bought some Star Wars Legos after he killed his fiance.
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yeah, if he stole 800 from her and made a car insurance payment, he could have bought some really nice legos.
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I'm all for the updated Clue.
Vladimir Marugov murder: Russian 'Sausage King' killed in sauna with a crossbow |
I mean, it really does work. "Sausage king" (Abe Froman?), "sauna", "crossbow" - I could totally see those all in Clue.
Who would play him in the 1985 Clue movie? For some reason, I see Dan Aykroyd (kindof like his role in Tommy Boy). SI |
As if I needed anything else to fuel my nightmares...
Chainsaws Were Originally Invented For Helping With Childbirth, Not For Cutting Wood |
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I saw that within the past year or so. That is the greatest video.
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This is one tweet, but I believe it could be broken down into about 8 different stories.
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Peak Kentucky!
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Kudos to the folks that had the money, resources and imagination to do this.
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Hackensack Board Member Who Opposed LGBTQ Curriculum Resigns After Embarrassing Zoom Incident | Hackensack Daily Voice
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If I’m reading this right, this guy has to try and prove he was a terrorist in court in order to be found not guilty...
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Frivolous lawsuit. The Beastie Boys warned him YEARS ago that this would happen. He should've known better.
Parents lose lawsuit over destruction of son's porn stash |
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There's a lot of competition for strangest story of 2020, but this one ranks right up there.
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Couple of weeks old but still a crazy story.
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That is an incredible story. Here is an article that has a few more details.
Last Known Widow of Civil War Veteran Dies at 101 | PEOPLE.com |
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I don't even want to click that link :lol: :lol:
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Ok, I laughed even harder when I noticed NobodyHere's first hashtag. It was just too appropriate.
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Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and not click on that
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Well this is something I haven't heard of before:
Target pulling products allegedly made with forced monkey labor |
Former Stinnett Police Chief Jason Collier arrested by Texas Rangers; Collier resigns
I am exhausted just by the thought of this story. Question for the law people. Why are people allowed to resign in case like this as opposed to being fired? Is this not a fire-able offense? It feels like allowing him to resign is an easy way out that protects him. |
More news from the world of poop!
How do wombats poop cubes? Scientists get to the bottom of the mystery | Science | AAAS |
We Spoke to a Guy Who Got His Dick Locked in a Cage by a Hacker
This is why I will only wear non-digital chastity cage. |
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I'm sure this will be an interesting topic at the next Def-Con. |
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this is where the man throwing the gator into a wendy's belonged
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Lifetime Movie of the week. |
In Texas, you just go straight for murdering the rivals.
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In other moms of high school girls news,
Florida assistant principal, daughter arrested in homecoming scandal I have questions. Did Mom actually give the daughter the password for the internal system or did Mom just save the password on her browser which allowed the daughter to take advantage? They had to use this access for more than just stuffing the homecoming queen box, right? This only became a problem for the nine students and one teacher when she used the system to stuff the ballot box? As much as I would be amused by the pettiness, is it really necessary to charge the daughter as an adult? |
I think the issue is that this gave both of them access to social security numbers and such, which makes it a far more serious offense (not that it appears they used that sensitive info). But the girl was also telling people she could find their grades or mess with their information as some sort of threats, it sounded like to me. Also, her comments to others suggests mom gave her that info, she didn't find it herself.
What's crazy about that story is - if you entertain the idea of doing something like this, why would you risk it for something as inconsequential as homecoming queen? At least the Varsity Blues scandal people were getting something of real, tangible value out of that scam if it worked. Prioritizing homecoming queen to that degree is probably more damning than the criminal charges, tbh. |
 The Suez Canal get blocked today. |
This whole Suez Canal blockage sounds like a giant Snickers commercial.
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 Gonna have to rely on a Pixar plan. |
This ship hasn't moved in 5+ days. I wondered why they haven't used sky crane helicopters to remove some of the containers?
It's because a fully loaded 40-ft container weighs up to 67,000 pounds. The Russian Mil Mi-26, the most powerful mass-produced helicopter in the world can lift only 44,000 lbs. The US Sikorsky CH-53K King Stallion can lift 36,000 lbs. But perhaps some of the containers on the top layer are the lightest ones on the ship, full of rice cakes and cheese puffs, or cotton balls and Kleenex? :popcorn: |
I'm starting to think I know a good way to clog up naval warfare in the next World War
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I am alone in people's houses all the time, and yet I have never dome that.
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Home inspector caught on nanny cam pleasuring himself with Elmo doll faces, charges. |
Put the comma after Elmo - what the hell did the doll DO?
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This is always why I ask people working in my home if they plan on masturbating with any dolls in the house. The answer to that question is a factor that will play into the hiring decision. |
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Look's like his actor's personality rubbed off a little on Elmo. |
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I'm sure it's one he would have been truthful in answering, too. Never mind that if I were asking my home inspector "So, are you the type of guy who gets off on defiling Elmo dolls", I think I'd be the one reported, not him. SI |
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Oh come on. Who here hasn't had some fun with a Tickle Me Elmo?
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"Your honor & members of the jury, today we will show that the defendant simply went into the home to inspect it. And then the depraved doll Elmo keep giggling and teasing him, saying on multiple occasions 'Tickle Me'. The vulnerable defendant was lured into a consensual human-doll encounter that the doll secretly filmed -- and then edited!! -- to make the defendant seem guilty of a crime. The defendant deeply regrets his action. But was there a crime committed here? Not by the defendant."
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How many Pols does it take...
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Why were they afraid? Any amateur arborist can tell in a moment that the croissant was produced by the species of tree known as the
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So it's 2021 and you're at the beach, enjoying a swim in the ocean in Florida aaaaaaand......................a World War Two fighter plane crash lands in the water next to you. :eek:
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A literal shitshow at Kid Rock's in Nashville. Who would have guessed?
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As if I needed more reason never to see a Kid Rock show.
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It wasn't even a concert. He has a themed restaurant/bar in Nashville. Like Bubba Gump's or Guy Fieri's places.
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I'm just surprised that Kid Rock is still alive.
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I see your Zoom Lawyer Cat and raise you Zoom Defendant Buttfucker3000!
Turns out it was a joke his sister played on him that almost got him thrown in jail for contempt of court. |
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Don't Kiss Your Chickens, The CDC Says In Salmonella Warning : NPR
I notice that this article doesn't address other things that you can do with chickens. |
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Wait, is that how they spell stories in Britain? |
Yup, it’s the plural of ‘storey’ :p
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California looked at all of the GOP anti-California takes and said "hold my beer." Seriously, you couldn't ask for a more fitting way to demonstrate that California sucks at governing than this.
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This is one of my top 5 fears:
Man bitten by neighbors escaped python in toilet in Austria | Fox News |
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