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Florida Mayor Thursday Part Two
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Arrested again: Ousted Port Richey mayor, with acting mayor, accused of intimidating police officer This is tremendous! |
A comedian literally died on stage, and the audience spent five minutes laughing, thinking it was part of the act.
Ian Cognito: Comedian dies on-stage in Bicester - BBC News |
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Echoes of Dick Shawn there... |
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Some member of my family visits this store at least once a week. |
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"I am sure you are already aware that this Sunday is also 2Pac's birthday" is a sentence I am pretty sure I will never receive in an email from my boss.
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Whew. I was worried my son may be gay, no chance of that now. |
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At least there's no indication she claimed "I don't know how it got there". That'd make this next level disturbing. |
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I'd buy it. |
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FWIW, a high enough percentage of my former YL kids use "altered" versions of their names on both FB and IG that I can only assume that it's a fairly well-known best practice to do so. This is the group that was in high school or college when FB first came out, and only high school kids, college kids, and people they invited had access to it. As a result, many of their feeds from back then are rampant with pics of drinking and/or weed smoking, profane rants, etc. I'm sure that if they don't want to delete their accounts, rather than trying to scrub stuff from 2005, it's just easier to change their names so that no potential employer can see that stuff. Examples: 31-year-old with initials of "T.M." now goes by "Taylor Made" on both FB and IG. Late-20s lawyer now goes by his first and middle names, last name nowhere to be found on social media. Even a certain former UT and Tucker High tailback who infamously shunned UGA because "UT plays for National Championships and Georgia goes to the Peach Bowl"--and then proceeded to play in and *lose* two Peach Bowls at UT--now uses a fake name despite his mug being easily recognizable to any serious SEC fan. ;) In every single one of these cases I've seen, the person used to use their first and last name, but changed it, so it seems fairly clear that it's to avoid this sort of thing. |
I have a lot of students and former students that use first/middle as a way to hide from any unwanted attention.
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WTF ??
Mother of man, 28, who died after injecting his scrotum with silicone sues his five boyfriends | Daily Mail Online Quote:
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I must have a really boring life.
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Maybe he should have quit streaming after 2 hours?
No, you can’t watch porn in your car while parked in public, N.J. appeals court rules - nj.com |
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That's one way to save money. |
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Three judges suspended for drunken 3 AM fight at White Castle — that ended with two shot
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Sounds like they used...poor judgement. |
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And Tommy Cooper. The video of whose death randomly surfaced after decades. I know you never expect the comedian you're watching to die on stage, but, I'm not sure I'd think that falling over unconscious was "part of the show", as the audience did in all three cases. |
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Bloomberg - Are you a robot?
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The title of the link makes me think that you're linking to a totally different (and more interesting) story. |
Not that strange but kind of funny. Good reviews on Rotten Tomatoes so far but not one I would watch.
Tom Hanks Learns He's a Distant Relative of Fred Rogers | PEOPLE.com Quote:
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Eighty-two-year-old woman beats up burglar who broke into her home | US news | The Guardian
Imagine being the inmate in prison who will be asked how he got caught. |
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Hmmmm. Unfortunately, can't un-see it.
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Well that sucks and is definitely a prickly situation that is probably hard to solve and hopefully none of those birds will choke when trying to swallow them. |
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You thought long and hard about this post didn't you. I'd hate to see the uncut version. |
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Not too long thankfully. :) |
That's cute, they're like tiny little dicks.
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Wait...you can pay for sex with an Arby's card? |
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They have the meat. |
Well played.
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This isn't something you see every day.
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That's a satire website, Jim. |
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So it is, I was surprised there were that many tractors in Suffolk. |
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Damn. He looks more sober in his booking photo than the one to the right of it. |
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Florida is the gift that keeps giving. |
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Just not as tasty as the Jelly of the Month Club. |
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That doesn't look tasty...at all. I'm so glad we have places like McDonald's and other places that are happy to prep your food for you. I would starve if I was born a century earlier than I was. |
Texas Man Admits Kidnapping 79 People To Anally Probe Them While Disguised As An Alien
I'm disappointed it wasn't Florida Man. |
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I'm surprised it wasn't Ted Cruz |
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Totally human Ted Cruz, may have been a prime suspect at one point. |
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My nominee for dumb headline of the year:
Sunday's date is a rare palindrome that hasn't happened in over 900 years I get what they're getting at, but I'm pretty sure Sunday's date hasn't happened like, ever. |
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I feel like this would be more effective if they used Steven Wright's voice |
Somewhat related to above post. Assuming they gave her fair warning, I'm okay with this. Won't work here though.
Shocking moment shopper is dragged from Chinese supermarket 'after she REFUSED to wear face mask' | Daily Mail Online Quote:
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Everything I've read says that regular surgical masks does nothing against the coronavirus so I'm definitely NOT okay with that.
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I've read that its minimum vs nothing. It may help in incidental contact. I read one article that said it may help reduce particulates coming from the infected etc. So if it even helps a little (and assuming she was given fair warning) and it lowers concern from your fellow citizens in a heighten state of alert, why not. |
Because you're probably going to cause more harm someone by tackling them and dragging them out of the store than the damage caused by not wearing a mask.
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A few people have mentioned that some folks in their neighborhoods not following the social distancing guidelines. Evidently, this has riled up many in the Tampa/St Pete area to the point that law enforcement is getting hundreds of calls. Stay inside, waste of law enforcement time and all that serious stuff is being put to one side here. That is for the other thread.
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Ex-Miss Hitler Pageant Entrant Jailed For Being Part of Neo-Nazi Group
Also in the news: Water is Wet. |
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It was a million to one shot, Doc. |
'Curious' young boy inserted 20 magnetic balls up his penis - and didn't tell parents
Keeping with the theme. |
He sits on a fish, you shove 20 magnets up your urethra, it's the Chicago way!
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A Twitch viewer is suing the Amazon-owned platform because the female streamers are too sexy so he:
a) has felt compelled to use a Fleshlight that has chafed his penis b) has bloodshot eyes from ogling c) shortcircuited his monitor by ejaculating on it Twitch Sued for £20 Million Over "Sexually Suggestive" Streamers | Kotaku UK |
The 30th Dimension of Compatibility:
Oregon man driving stolen car crashes into woman driving another stolen car |
Only strange in that it’s a refreshingly uplifting story - a man’s word is his honour
US lottery jackpot shared after 1992 handshake - BBC News |
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Yeah I saw that in the news here. No love lost for system QB Brady here in western NY LOL
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Loved the Yankees, LeBron James, smoking millions of cigarettes and playing Candy Crush/Farmville? Sounds like a real winner.
(Seriously, thank goodness for the daughter the media is picking up on the Tom Brady angle. Who decides to list 5 things they want their mother remembered for and #2 is "She loved to smoke. She smoked millions of cigarettes.") |
People want to be remembered for who they are, if that was a specific trait that defined her then whats the problem?
My Grandmother was an unbelievable skinflint, and more than one person talked about it at length during the memorial. Same same. |
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Did anyone else have to look up "skinflint"? |
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Links I'm not clicking on for 200, Alex
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https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/24/us/ma...rnd/index.html
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Hell of a week for Baton Rouge.
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