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You guys are being stupid again. You are comparing these, umm girls, to all those since their time. Not saying these were attractive back in the day, but you do have to place yourself in the context of the time instead of applying present-day values to something in the past.
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Pretty much all the music from Angelus Records is a bit ....religious
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They have perhaps the best wiki entry of all time: The Faith Tones were an evangelical choir trio that performed from 1963 to 1971. Their last known public performance was on October 30, 1971.[1] The group originally consisted of Beverly Beecham, Vivian Wyler, Marie Samuels and Roberta Long. They soon became a trio probably due to the fact that Roberta Long, a newlywed, gave birth to her first child soon after the group began.[2] Vivian Wyler later went on to give birth to Heavy Metal musican Marylin Manson and later joined a goth band her self called Rapeshits. She later released a solo album called fuck my asshole which went to number one in Australia |
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I don't disagree but in 1963, I don't think they were. |
If you spent the years I did working in/around Southern Gospel music, that album cover would barely warrant an eyebrow raise. Dozens, if not hundreds, of albums covers that are within about a point (1-10 scale) of that one.
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I'm still pretty sure those are men.
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And the one in the middle is probably korme's ancestor.
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Hairdos aside, the flankers are heinous. But if I'm being honest I believe I'd be down for some sweet love with the girl in the middle.
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I'm pretty sure this wikipedia article exists only for the purposes of internet vandalism:
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Got a thing for that manly chin, eh? |
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That's a man, man. If you put a gun to my head, I think I'd pick the one on the left but holy crap. Good thing Jesus loves them. |
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This was post #18235 before the deletions began.
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Yeah, you could end up back on the previous page soon. |
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What is a Danny Thomas? (See how many get that reference) |
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LOL......so I guess it's been a while. But I don't understand why you are posting the triangular-shaped-jiggly booby. |
The one in the middle could be cute after a queer makeover.
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The one in the middle had a restraining order put on her...Just sayin' |
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Oh my, this had me laughing until I couldn't stop coughing. It's quite a conundrum you put to us. |
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Guys, let's cut out the joking. Bucc's trying to hint that he in fact got some sweet loving from one of these ladies back in the day. Or one is his daughter. Either way, cut it out. |
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Jamaal Charles fail, but otherwise, that's solid.
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I don't know, these always seem like a lot of work for not much chuckle.
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You'd be amazed at how sexy that triangle thing gets when you're in the midst of a Faith Tones fantasy. It's like what happens in the Denzel Washington version of Manchurian Candidate when they say Liev Schreiber's character's name 3 times. |
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Looks like -6, which is not too bad considering. |
The amount of research this guy did to find out about the members of the Faith Tones is staggering. I mean, I admit, when I saw the album cover, I too wanted to dig deeper, but just as far as the wikipedia page, and this link from that:
I Laugh, Therefore, I AM: The Faith Tones |
Are we sure some of that isn't parody as well? A parasitic twin in fetu? Hair weaving refugees? As well as the obvious irony that one of them ended up marrying a domestic partner in MA, seems like some well placed satire to me.
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Wouldn't be surprised by this. |
This thread needs doused in lighter fluid and set on fire.. it's no fun anymore. I think The Faith Tones picture says it all.
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You'd only need 47 of those to show how many yards AP ran for against the Packers this year.
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And for the neat picture to go along with that:
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 And yes, it looks obviously photoshopped. |
Where is the broken one?
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They got it replaced.
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Clearly photoshopped. The actual sign reads "the Home of Crystal Meth."
I also would like to report the Superman photo for deletion due to the prominence of Christopher Reeve's manhood. |
also, you can clearly see a bit of the car's undercarriage
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Ever wonder where Bacon Cheeseburgers come from?
Wonder no more..... |
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Of course it's photoshopped - nobody in Alabama can count that high. |
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Was this taken on your farm?? Are you making bacon cheeseburgers right now!??!!? |
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First two are hot, the third one... :eek: |
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Wait until they do Hulk. |
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Unless they use Rosie O'Donnell, I can't imagine it being any worse. :lol: |
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I'm sure he had to take away the phone from his ear long enough to ask the pizza guy the question. SI |
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Nope, I don't have any swine on my farm. |
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Oh god. It was stupid. But I couldn't stop laughing for at least a minute.
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Nice. The new offering from Edible Arrangements?
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I don't get it. If that's what I think it is, how is that cool?
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it's just a sticker (I'm assuming) - so it is kinda funny. go PA
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oooooh....fwiw, I'm still not going to vote "cool" on this one.
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You can see the tailgate handle.
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She should be in the kitchen anyway.
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that was from Attenborough's 'Galapagos' show right? Thats such a cool show. Also enjoy his 'Africa' one too. You should see those huge crickets from the 1st episode, scary stuff. edit: they were Armoured Ground Circkets |
She doesn't look too happy about winning that giant butt plug.
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After the last celebrity snubs Taylor Swift, she can find me and know that I will accept her.
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Ewww, Taylor Swift looks like she has already had about 4 facelifts and her body is disgusting. She looks like she is about 60 pounds and has no figure. That dress she had on at the People's Choice Awards was beyond a turnoff. |
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Based on that description, I suppose you could post a picture of her for the top of the page and not have it removed. :D |
FOFC - collectively the pickiest group of nerds on the Internet.
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Is this where people go to not look at any cool pictures?
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Hey! Look who learned his lesson!
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Like she was taken behind the woodshed |
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Does that qualify for one of those "Soon..." motivational poster mock-ups? :D
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Is Biden directly behind her staring at her ass?
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