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JediKooter 06-12-2012 10:44 AM

I'm shocked. Not sure if that helps though.

JonInMiddleGA 06-12-2012 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Edward64 (Post 2668469)
I am NOT going to mess up and spoil that "other" epic thread. Not for the faint of heart.
http://onlineathens.com/breaking-new...d-prostitution


Heh, didn't realize this made the FOFC.

The general reaction around here has been "not surprised" ;)

JediKooter 06-12-2012 11:09 AM

Why did I click on that link?

cartman 06-12-2012 02:31 PM

An Amazing Student Was Caught with a 35-Foot Long Cheat Sheet Filled with 25,000 Answers

PilotMan 06-15-2012 09:47 PM

Cooked Squid Inseminates Woman's Mouth | ABC News - Yahoo! News

Grover 06-22-2012 09:54 AM

Wesley Warren Jr: Man with 100-pound scrotum REJECTS free $1m corrective surgery | Mail Online

molson 06-22-2012 10:06 AM


I wasn't expecting pictures.

Grover 06-22-2012 10:09 AM

I'm not sure if this can be considered safe for work or not.

JediKooter 06-22-2012 10:37 AM

Wasn't this a South Park episode?

JediKooter 06-22-2012 10:38 AM


Grover 06-22-2012 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter (Post 2676937)
Wasn't this a South Park episode?


That was my first thought when I saw it. Randy bouncing down the street on his balls.

JediKooter 06-22-2012 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grover (Post 2676946)
That was my first thought when I saw it. Randy bouncing down the street on his balls.


Haha! Yes and all the KFCs turned into medicinal pot dispensaries.

cartman 06-22-2012 01:07 PM

New Jersey woman sues Little League catcher - ESPN

JediKooter 06-22-2012 01:11 PM

wtf?

Ksyrup 06-22-2012 02:08 PM

Another Florida story...

Bank deposit accidentally includes marijuana | www.wokv.com

Ksyrup 06-22-2012 02:15 PM

Chinese soccer fan dies after going eleven days without sleep watching every Euro 2012 match - No Guts, No Glory

Rizon 06-25-2012 02:55 PM

Mother cuts daughter's hair in court, judge reduces sentence - CBS News

Crapshoot 06-25-2012 05:30 PM

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.1101840

Just real classy. I'm shocked, shocked to find this.

cartman 06-26-2012 11:21 PM

Bloody Burglar Breaks Into Plymouth Business - Plymouth, MN Patch

Chief Rum 06-27-2012 07:31 PM

For those on the fence...

65 percent of Americans say Obama better suited to handle alien invasion than Romney



Okay.

But what about the coming zombie apocalypse?

mckerney 06-27-2012 07:51 PM

Clearly there are some Romney supporters that are willing to concede that Obama will better be able to relate to aliens due to his own experience as an illegal alien coming to America.

cartman 07-02-2012 09:01 AM

Fort Pierce message: 'I don't want beer but you can sleep with me' - Off the Beat with Will Greenlee

Rizon 07-02-2012 03:36 PM

This happened locally

Syrup spill erupts into gunfire in fight between brothers | www.ktvu.com

JediKooter 07-02-2012 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rizon (Post 2682588)


Fucking 1st World problems...

cartman 07-03-2012 07:08 AM

Seven-fingered man still loves fireworks | payne, fingered, seven - Column - Kinston's Local News, Latest News, Videos and Weather- kinston.com

britrock88 07-03-2012 09:09 AM

Pretty hilarious.

JediKooter 07-05-2012 01:13 PM

Sad that this still happens in the 21st century:

Alabama pastor holds ‘whites only’ conference | The Lookout - Yahoo! News

My favorite line: "Organizers say their ministry is not a hate group and that although there is a strong KKK presence, the Klan did not sponsor the event."

Nice to see a non hate group have such a large hate group presence.

Grover 07-05-2012 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter (Post 2684022)
Sad that this still happens in the 21st century:

Alabama pastor holds ‘whites only’ conference | The Lookout - Yahoo! News

My favorite line: "Organizers say their ministry is not a hate group and that although there is a strong KKK presence, the Klan did not sponsor the event."

Nice to see a non hate group have such a large hate group presence.


Not related, but in the ignorance department...

http://www.torontosun.com/2012/07/04...f+gang+bangers

JediKooter 07-05-2012 01:25 PM

Ignore it, it'll go away.

cartman 07-05-2012 02:10 PM

George Washington wins $25K in Georgia Lottery - Atlanta News, Weather, Traffic, and Sports | FOX 5

JediKooter 07-05-2012 02:18 PM

He can finally get those teeth replaced!

JediKooter 07-06-2012 01:28 PM

Stay classy CoS: Church of Scientology asks followers to censor Web comments | The Lookout - Yahoo! News

sterlingice 07-06-2012 03:31 PM

To be fair, it's nothing more than what the American Family Association does. I'm no fan of Scientologists but I was expecting worse when I saw the headline stating censoring.

SI

JediKooter 07-06-2012 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice (Post 2684419)
To be fair, it's nothing more than what the American Family Association does. I'm no fan of Scientologists but I was expecting worse when I saw the headline stating censoring.

SI


Sounds like two world class organizations. "Let's try to silence any and all critics of our organizations". Hopefully the admins of those sites know what the Hubbardites are doing and don't enable the trolls.

NorvTurnerOverdrive 07-07-2012 03:53 PM

Def Leppard Recording 'Forgeries' of Old Hits To Spite Label

Def Leppard got screwed over by Universal Music on compensation for its digital downloads and refuses to have anything to do with them until they pay the band a fair share of the money from iTunes, the Amazon MP3 store, and other digital distribution systems. In order to cut the label out of its earnings, the band has gone back to the studio to re-record its most popular tunes, producing what it calls "forgeries" -- note for note reproductions of the original studio cuts. The band can do this because of "compulsory licensing," which allows anyone to record and sell any song, on payment of a set royalty. But it's surprisingly hard to reproduce decades-old recordings, as Gary Graff writes for Billboard:

Quote:

"When you're at loggerheads with an ex-record label who...is not prepared to pay you a fair amount of money and we have the right to say, 'Well, you're not doing it,' that's the way it's going to be," Elliott tells Billboard.com. "Our contract is such that they can't do anything with our music without our permission, not a thing. So we just sent them a letter saying, 'No matter what you want, you are going to get "no" as an answer, so don't ask.' That's the way we've left it. We'll just replace our back catalog with brand new, exact same versions of what we did."

While the business side seems cut and dried, Elliott says the creative part of recreating songs that date back 25 years or more is not. "You just don't go in and say, 'Hey guys, let's record it,' and it's done in three minutes," Elliott notes. "We had to study those songs, I mean down to the umpteenth degree of detail, and make complete forgeries of them. Time-wise it probably took as long to do as the originals, but because of the technology it actually got done quicker as we got going. But trying to find all those sounds...like where am I gonna find a 22-year-old voice? I had to sing myself into a certain throat shape to be able to sing that way again. It was really hard work, but it was challenging, and we did have a good laugh over it here and there."

albionmoonlight 07-12-2012 11:05 AM

Linda Chase kept Charles Zigler's body in house 18 months so they could watch NASCAR together | Mail Online

Couple thoughts:

(1) This is from a UK newspaper, so I am sure that it just reinforces their stereotypes of what NASCAR watching Americans are like.

(2) It is a federal crime to keep collecting benefits from a deceased spouse. But I think that "I kept the body around" should be an affirmative defense.

britrock88 07-12-2012 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by albionmoonlight (Post 2687342)
It is a federal crime to keep collecting benefits from a deceased spouse. But I think that "I kept the body around" should be an affirmative defense.


Hahaha. Would it be worth spamming this on the bar exam?

JediKooter 07-12-2012 04:11 PM

This is what 50 shades does to people: Boyfriend assaults girlfriend with steak sauce over ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News

cartman 07-12-2012 11:40 PM

Sodomy, the new jihadi training method?

Uncle Briggs 07-13-2012 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice (Post 2684419)
To be fair, it's nothing more than what the American Family Association does.
SI


I think this is a common tactic across the board lately, organized or no, to supress conflicting or undesired points of view. However, in this instance cited above, a quick google didn't yield results. Link?

sterlingice 07-13-2012 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle Briggs (Post 2687788)
I think this is a common tactic across the board lately, organized or no, to supress conflicting or undesired points of view. However, in this instance cited above, a quick google didn't yield results. Link?


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Family_Association

In the 80s and 90s, they were big into trying to get shows yanked off tv if you said something they didn't like, mostly under the guise of "promoting decency". It's hard to find a lot of internet articles form back then, tho. But that says something about the time: there was no net to control, they went after the airwaves:
TV Sponsors Heed Viewers Who Find Shows Too Racy - New York Times

I guess nowadays try to organize fake boycotts whenever anyone supports anything remotely gay:
One Million Moms Condemns Oreo Cookies For Gay Pride Support
JCPenney Responds to Homophobic Boycott Calls with Gay Father's Day Ad

The last one is particularly funny:
AFA: "Stop promoting gays or we'll boycott"
JCP: "Enjoy this father's day ad with two dads. I think you can find our sale on 'shut the hell up' on page 8"

SI

JonInMiddleGA 07-13-2012 07:28 PM

I dunno which thread this fits in, so I'll try here
Headline reads Athens man asks for cop's bike, ends up in jail on drug charges
ERROR: The requested URL could not be retrieved

edit: in spite of the broken link warning, it appears that it actually works

M GO BLUE!!! 07-14-2012 03:02 PM

Man takes baby to meet with prostitute - WTVM.com-Columbus, GA News Weather & Sports

Tuscaloosa, AL (WTVM) -
A man in Tuscaloosa may be charged with child endangerment after taking along his nine month old son during a meeting with a prostitute.

Police in Tuscaloosa County said the 29-year-old man took the baby with him to meet the woman at a motel because he didn't have anyone to babysit.

Once inside the motel room, another man entered and a fight broke out. Shots were fired while the baby was in the room, and a bullet grazed the father's head.

"The child was on the bed, he picked the child up, tried to leave, that's when he was shot at," said Captain Loyd Baker of the Tuscaloosa Police.

Hospital workers contacted police after the man sought treatment. The child was taken into protective custody.

M GO BLUE!!! 07-14-2012 03:03 PM

Man sucks woman's toe at Walmart, bolts from store - WTVM.com-Columbus, GA News Weather & Sports

GROVETOWN, Ga. (AP) - A woman says a man claiming to be with a TV show sucked her toe inside an east Georgia Walmart after claiming everything she purchased that day would be free if she complied with the unusual request.

The Augusta Chronicle reports that the woman called sheriff's deputies Tuesday to describe the bizarre encounter in the Grovetown store, west of Augusta.

Columbia County sheriff's reports say the man asked the 18-year-old if her toenails were painted, whether she'd watched America's Funniest Home Videos and said he was with the show.

Authorities say he asked if he could kiss her foot as part of the prank, then started sucking on her big toe.

The woman said she screamed, the man said "it tasted so good, though" and then ran from the Walmart.

Uncle Briggs 07-14-2012 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice (Post 2687811)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Family_Association
...
SI


Okay, I had found this. When you said "nothing more than the AFA does" I took it to mean the exact same or very similar tactic. I am generally supportive of the AFA, and was concerned that they were employing tactics which are on the odd side (at best). Personally, however, I wouldn't put the actions you cited in the same category as those claimed in the Scientology article.

As an aside (not a slam at you), I tend to find most wikipedia articles touching on politics or religion to have a "tone", either pro or con to the subject at hand, and don't trust them to be unbiased.

Edit: trying to disagree without being confrontational and forgot to thank you for taking the time to respond. Thanks.

sterlingice 07-14-2012 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle Briggs (Post 2688329)
Okay, I had found this. When you said "nothing more than the AFA does" I took it to mean the exact same or very similar tactic. I am generally supportive of the AFA, and was concerned that they were employing tactics which are on the odd side (at best). Personally, however, I wouldn't put the actions you cited in the same category as those claimed in the Scientology article.

As an aside (not a slam at you), I tend to find most wikipedia articles touching on politics or religion to have a "tone", either pro or con to the subject at hand, and don't trust them to be unbiased.

Edit: trying to disagree without being confrontational and forgot to thank you for taking the time to respond. Thanks.


None at all taken. I remember more of their clout was wielded in ways I disagree with in the 80s and 90s when they tried to get a lot of things taken off the air that disagreed with their point of view. That was a lot more problematic back when that was the primary medium for people. It's one thing to say "I don't like sex/violence on tv"- that's a great exercise of free speech. But to organize boycots of those who expressed viewpoints who disagreed and try to silence dissent- that I didn't like.

SI

Grover 07-14-2012 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!! (Post 2688316)
Man sucks woman's toe at Walmart, bolts from store - WTVM.com-Columbus, GA News Weather & Sports

GROVETOWN, Ga. (AP) - A woman says a man claiming to be with a TV show sucked her toe inside an east Georgia Walmart after claiming everything she purchased that day would be free if she complied with the unusual request.

The Augusta Chronicle reports that the woman called sheriff's deputies Tuesday to describe the bizarre encounter in the Grovetown store, west of Augusta.

Columbia County sheriff's reports say the man asked the 18-year-old if her toenails were painted, whether she'd watched America's Funniest Home Videos and said he was with the show.

Authorities say he asked if he could kiss her foot as part of the prank, then started sucking on her big toe.

The woman said she screamed, the man said "it tasted so good, though" and then ran from the Walmart.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkpvON6IpNs

Lathum 07-16-2012 02:20 PM

United Passengers Stranded for 3 Days in China - ABC News

what is really weird is people were fighting to get back to New Jersey

Ksyrup 07-16-2012 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!! (Post 2688316)
Man sucks woman's toe at Walmart, bolts from store - WTVM.com-Columbus, GA News Weather & Sports

GROVETOWN, Ga. (AP) - A woman says a man claiming to be with a TV show sucked her toe inside an east Georgia Walmart after claiming everything she purchased that day would be free if she complied with the unusual request.

The Augusta Chronicle reports that the woman called sheriff's deputies Tuesday to describe the bizarre encounter in the Grovetown store, west of Augusta.

Columbia County sheriff's reports say the man asked the 18-year-old if her toenails were painted, whether she'd watched America's Funniest Home Videos and said he was with the show.

Authorities say he asked if he could kiss her foot as part of the prank, then started sucking on her big toe.

The woman said she screamed, the man said "it tasted so good, though" and then ran from the Walmart.


There's not a Feet of Wal-Mart site, is there? *shudders*

I would have at least set my sights a bit higher, like a Target.

cartman 07-17-2012 06:13 PM

Tavares Donnell Colbert shoots his own genitals, goes to jail - UPI.com


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