Originally Posted by JeeberD (Post 1906852)

Originally Posted by MJ4H (Post 1907639)

Originally Posted by MJ4H (Post 1907654)

Do I need to make that non-inline, mods? Wasn't sure. I never remember which boards I go to won't like these types of things.

Originally Posted by MJ4H (Post 1907639)

Originally Posted by MJ4H (Post 1907699)

I've seen other pictures of her. There is no exaggeration in that picture.

Originally Posted by MJ4H (Post 1908696)

Originally Posted by Autumn (Post 1908813)

Can you imagine thinking you saw a baby in the trash can, but just leaving it there until the police showed up? Oh lordy.

Originally Posted by MJ4H (Post 1907711)

Wish I knew a name. :(

Originally Posted by Fonzie (Post 1908837)

Even worse would be the fact that the whole time you're waiting you'd be thinking, "Man, that baby smells DELICIOUS!"

Originally Posted by terpkristin (Post 1908803)

/tk

Originally Posted by atherton blotter

WEDNESDAY

Stockbridge Avenue and Selby Lane, 9:33 a.m.: A black limousine reportedly cut off a gold Lexus and was travelling at 65 mph on Stockbridge, but police were unable to locate the vehicle.

First block Serrano Drive, 10:36 a.m.: A resident complained about a suspicious Chevy pickup parked in the street with a lawn mower: it turned out to be that of a legitimate gardener.

Originally Posted by atherton blotter

Atherton
Noise Complaint - A resident of Orchard Hills Street who reported the sound of a large diesel truck about 9:15 p.m. Monday was informed that the noise belonged to a fire engine across the street that was responding to a call.

Atherton:

Suspicious Circumstances - an item observed hanging from a mailbox looked like a red purse, but turned out to be a make-up bag.

Suspicious Juveniles - Three juveniles were fishing at Bear Gulch Reservoir and turned over to their parents.

Atherton

Errant Balls - A resident of Selby Lane came close to being hit in the head by one of four balls that had flown over her fence about 6 p.m. Friday during a lacrosse game.

Atherton

Parking Problem - the driver of a red 2000 Jaguar that was taking up two parking spaces on the 100 block of Watkins Avenue agreed to move it over

Suspicious Persons - two men who were wearing ropes and scaling walls at Marsh and Middlefield roads about 3 p.m. Thursday turned out to be tree trimmers

Suspicious Person - a person with a flashlight observed in the window of a dark cottage on Serrano Drive about 11 p.m. Wednesday was the victim of a power outage.

Atherton

Petty Theft - a man in a rusty orange Dodge Dakota stood on the top of his truck to reach and remove fruit from a tree on the 200 block of Austin Avenue.

Noise Complaint - About 10 a.m. Saturday on Caroline Lane, a man who was building a tree fort for his son was making too much noise to suit a neighbor

Originally Posted by blotter

Palo Alto

Vandalism - vehicle sprayed with silver paint

Grand Theft - purse stolen

Petty Theft - two headlights removed from an airplane

Mountain View

Grand Theft - tools from the bed of a truck

Los Altos

Disturbance - someone pounding on outside wall

Loose Animals - leash law violations

"Just Drive" - an intoxicated passenger in a Yellow Cab was unable to tell the driver where he lived

Menlo Park

Vandalism - obscenities sprayed on woman's vehicle

Redwood City

Vandalism - someone seen scratching multiple cars with a key

Residential Burglary - television, DVD, microwave, cordless phone, sewing machine

Atherton

Non-Violation - About noon Sunday, someone complained about a house painter who was working on the weekend

Originally Posted by CamEdwards (Post 1908960)

I believe you are still required under the terms of your man-card to tell us where we might be able to find more pictures of her. :)

Originally Posted by CamEdwards (Post 1908960)

I believe you are still required under the terms of your man-card to tell us where we might be able to find more pictures of her. :)

Originally Posted by MJ4H (Post 1909875)

Anna Song. Be careful with this knowledge.

Originally Posted by MJ4H (Post 1909875)

Anna Song. Be careful with this knowledge.

Originally Posted by Noop (Post 1907590)

Originally Posted by Lorena (Post 1911017)

Originally Posted by MJ4H (Post 1909517)

Not all that cool or anything but I just don't get it. Why the hell wouldn't you just go get the damn King of Diamonds out of the deck instead of photoshopping a Jack of Diamonds?

Originally Posted by MJ4H (Post 1909875)

Anna Song. Be careful with this knowledge.

Originally Posted by Karlifornia (Post 1909183)

Mountain View, and especially Atherton, are legendary for idiocy in the local police blotters:



dannyman.toldme.com : Atherton Police Blotter



and just for posterity, here is one days police blotter from Atherton as well as surrouding suburbs:

Originally Posted by Noop (Post 1911509)

Originally Posted by hukarez (Post 1911207)

Originally Posted by MJ4H (Post 1909875)

Anna's Song. Be careful with this knowledge.

Originally Posted by ISiddiqui (Post 1916812)

This is one I took myself last year, which I found amusing:

From Public Album

Originally Posted by ISiddiqui (Post 1916812)

This is one I took myself last year, which I found amusing:

From Public Album

Originally Posted by MJ4H (Post 1917120)

Originally Posted by samifan24 (Post 1917272)

Wow, that's very cool. What's the story behind that shot?

Originally Posted by Kodos (Post 1917280)

It's pretty simple, really. The kid likes kicking the ball around while his dog chases it. The other kid is playing pocket pool.

Originally Posted by Kodos (Post 1917280)

It's pretty simple, really. The kid likes kicking the ball around while his dog chases it. The other kid is playing pocket pool.

Originally Posted by hukarez (Post 1918399)