I've always got my jb thinking cap on...

Don't forget Covais.

Yep, I forgot Chicken Little.

Yah, my all time "favorite" worst is Kevin. Between him and Bucky, that was one hell of a season.

For you Gina fans...

At another board I post at, which is based in Chicago, one of the guys who posts there knows Gina. He posted this earlier tonight:



a photo of Gina Glocksen and some broad taken from high school. That is one of my best friends, Dave, sticking his head over a bus seat all confused like for reasons that cannot be explained.

it was on this bus ride that Gina asked said friend, Dave, why dudes like to cum all over girls boobs. He responded by saying "'cause it's cool."

for this reason alone we should vote Gina our American Idol.

fap fap fap

The American idol yellow cake and frosting ice cream flavor is pretty good.

That pic just screams "ROCKER!"

Wow...we do? Huh.

hell yeah we do

what better cumming on boobs or boobs on alan cumming

Well, if that's the consensus, I'll take your guys' word for it then.

:thumbsup:

Somehow, I think the guy "Dave" in that picture had done all of his cumming on boobs in magazines.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I'd rock her.

(err, current Gina, not high school Gina)

Here's the follow-up from the post I copied from the other board where the guy knew Gina:


QUOTE(Hero @ Mar 16 2007, 12:29 PM)

derek, can you please just make up some story about Gina showing her boobs or something, and give me the color of her thong. it will help my fantasies.... thank you.



QUOTE(Hewletts Daughter @ Mar 16 2007, 2:01 PM)

consider it as good as done....

And now....

A Gina Glocksen Timeline from someone who knew her since kindergarten up until about five years ago
(editorial note: some of the information in this ranges from greatly exagerated to bold face lies to the honest to god truth...I will let the reader decide what is what)

~~ She once slept with the choir directors son, who we believed was gay

"~~ She played flute in the band for several years. If it did not go in to her vagina, I would be surprised, for it would have been one of the few narrow things to not penetrate her.

~~ That bitch stole my Super Mario Bros. pencil back in like second grade. Don't think I forgot for a second, Gina. It was, like, the gnarliest pencil a kid could have. I remain bitter about it to this very day.

~~ She was the only girl at my birthday party (non-family member) in first grade. We have a video tape of it at home. I choose to never watch it, but my mom claims it exists.

~~ She once was nailed by a dude on her kitchen counter moments before her mom walked in the house.

~~ Thong color of choice---Powerpuff Girls print (does that do anything for you, Hero?)

~~ Someone in high school once fisted her at a talent show and used her as a hand puppet. They then sat and did a comedy routine the likes of which have never been seen before. They closed their set with the classic "vetriloquist drinking water as Gina sang a spine-tingling rendition of 'Amazing Grace'" routine. I'm pretty sure this moment set the tone for her life decision of becoming a singer.

~~ She was all goofed up on Ecstacy on prom night.

~~ She has no nipples.

Am I the only one that just isn't that excited for the next show like I used to be? Hopefully the theme will knock the divas down a peg or two.

I don't know whether to masturbate or cry. Hmm, maybe a poll.

I missed both shows last week and didn't exactly cry about it. I'm torn, because this week's theme is probably the closest I'll ever get to liking the music on the show, yet I'm not really looking forward to the particular performances.

I tend to cry pretty much every time I masturbate.

What's this week's theme again?

Next week is British Invasion night with guest “mentors” Lulu and Peter Noone.

Something tells me I'm in to something good.

This thread became a crapfest very fast.

I believe this week is Jon Bon Jovi.

No, it's British Invasion.

Peter Noone begs to differ:

http://www.peternoone.com/news/index...72360333305583

As so often happens, Pumpy just won the thread.

Sadly, I am just watching it for the Sanjaya train wreck at this point. It's been funny listening to Howard Stern the last few days, he has really jumped on the Sanjaya bandwagon. It'll be interesting to see if he survives another week.

A preview for tonight (spoiler alert):

British Invasion of the '60s

1st - Haley - Tell Him (That You're Never Gonna Leave Him) - The Exciters (fast, happy, shallow, not a singer's song)
2nd - Chris R - Don't Let the Sun Catch You Crying - Gerry and the Pacemakers (some croonin')
3rd - Stephanie - You Don't Have to say you Love Me - Dusty Springfield (typical complex tone-deaf Stephanie choice)
4th - Blake - Time Of the Season - The Zombies (classic, rangy, I bet he beat-boxes quite a bit here)
5th - Lakisha - Diamonds are Forever - Shirley Bassey (slow, very similar to everything she's sung before)
6th - Phil - Tobacco Road - The Nashville Teens (it depends on the arrangement, this could sound very dated and boring)
7th - Jordin - I (Who Have Nothing) - Shirley Bassey (showtuney, dangerous choice for her, really has to belt it out to be good with it)
8th - Sanjaya - (Girl) You Really Got Me - The Kinks (surprised Sligh didn't chooise this - I think it's going to be a disaster for Sanjaya)
9th - Gina - Paint It, Black - Rolling Stones (rock on out, girl, this could be really good)
10th - Chris S - She's Not There - The Zombies (frenetic singer's song)
11th - Melinda - As Long as He Needs Me - Shirley Bassey (sounds like a '40s song, bad choice for her)

Predicted finish:

1. LaKisha
2. Gina
3. Chris R.
4. Blake
5. Melinda* (her first slip)
6. Chris S.
7. Jordin*
8. Stephanie
9. Phil*
10. Haley*
11. Sanjaya

* - indicates lecture from the judges on song choice.

I actually don't think Tell Him is *that* bad for vocals...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GG_t7_vdmE

I can't wait for this. I hope she closes the show and brings the house down. This song should be Ginafiable.

Dola...

I am an idiot for not realizing that Jim had the order.

Also, I think Svenjaya has a chance to give the worst performance of an American Idol Finalist ever here.

You win.
Even the little girl was crying.

I love that during Sanjaya's performance they put the camera on a girl that was sobbing her eyes out. I mean, dont we all feel like crying when Sanjaya sings?

What the fuck was up with that?

God I hope they put sunjaya out of his misery

WHY DO THEY KEEP SHOWING HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The hug and the relatively positive(undeservingly so) judge commentary will likely lead(unfortunately) to him sticking around.

Yeah. But that was horrendous. I can't remember anything worse.

I love watching Gina bomb.

I don't think she was that bad.

I had high hopes, I am a big fan, and I thought that song was a good choice but she was bad. I would be suprised if she's out of the bottom 3.

Am I the only that thinks "work on your vocals" is about the dumbest advice one of these judges could give? God.

I swear both Paula and Simon use that line. IT'S A BIT FUCKING VAGUE DON'T YOU THINK.

Diving coaches don't tell divers to work on their fucking diving.

They're not in this to make them better singers. They're just trying to get through the stupid competition.

I think you've missed the point. It is a completely useless comment. In fact, it is worse. It shows that they have no idea what to tell them to work on. Paula was asked directly for her advice and her advice was work on your vocals. Yeah, no shit. WHAT SPECIFICALLY? See the difference between that and the lady that is coaching them (I didn't catch who she was). She actually knows what the hell she's doing and gives better advice than "work on your vocals." It's just as stupid as if you ask a basketball coach what you can do to get better and he says "work on your basketball playing." He's not in it to help you become a better basketball player either, but he got asked a direct question and by giving that answer showed he's either completely clueless about the game or doesn't give a shit enough to give an actual answer.

No, that's my point...they don't care about making them a better singer. That comment just allows them to give criticism and move along quicker.

They don't give a shit enough to give a real answer. OK. That's one of the two choices I presented. Both choices are disturbing to me.

I think Gina or Stephanie are gone.

Howard Stern's push is gonna propel Suckjaya a little longer.

Why is Stern pushing him?

Because Stern is an ass like that. He is encouraging his listeners to vote Sanjaya and sabatoge the competition.

I think the concern is that if they get really technical they might bore the people at home. They might even get voters who misinterpret what they say.

By the way, this is another Melinda as Secretariat and the rest of the pack way, way back. I thought Lakisha was right there with her last week and tonight she just went out and blew her and everybody else right back off the stage.

I forget who came in second to Secretariat at the Belmont, but for tonight's idol second was Blake with Jordin nipping at his heels. Haley deserves mention for improvement and I hope she avoids bottom 3.

The bottom three for me were: Phil/Sanjaya/Gina. It's gonna hurt me but I think Gina might go home.