I come back from a boxing and I find utter shyte and 2 maybe 3 decent photos on this page?


Fuck you lazy bastards.

I honestly don't care for this thread too much anymore because we can't really put any images we want. I still come for the Noop animated GIFs though.

Why is it OK to show a naked man with a huge flaccid penis a few pages back, but people complain about a woman in a bikini?

I think the answer is obvious, don't you?

I once had Reggie Miller steal my seat at a bar in Indianapolis. No good punk.

I see what you did there...

This t-shirt made me lol.

Wouldn't it be even funnier if worn by a female?

True.

Given that Tyskie is a Polish beer (according to Wikipedia), one wonders if the guy even knows what his t-shirt says.

It's probably like the japanese kids wearing shirts that say 'fuck you' or 'fuck' a bunch of times. All they know is it's an english word and probably have no idea what it means.

Like the people that get Asian words for tattoos...

Bingo!

She is absolutely 001100010011000000110000% correct.

But is she volunteering to f*ck the readers into geek illiteracy? Or just taunting them?

Most Poles know English

That's a good question. Or is she just stating fact?

OMG

holy shit that's the best animated gif ever

Video of that gif, it's even awesomier.

http://www.twitvid.com/Q41DB

Hmmm.. I call shenanigans. How does a watermelon moving at that speed not cause any facial damage?

Eh, Warming Glow posted the vid too, and it looks to be from The Amazing Race and appears legit.

Good thing for her it was only a watermelon though.

Well, she either needs to get laid, or just put on a shirt with a bunch of funky text while having no clue what it says.

BACK and to the left, BACK and to the left

That's a good point. I wonder if she also owns a bukkake shirt?

Haha!! Was this in Dallas?

It's a watermelon

He better have won.

I know this is a re-post, but I just don't care.

"Right in the kisser."

That's what we call foreshadowing.

I bet that's not the most seed she's ever taken on the chin.

:rimshot:

I bet those little watermelons are seedless.

OK, then... I bet she was feeling a bit melonkkake after that incident.

I bet Peter North is jealous.

Impressive series of posts...keep them coming.

Opened my apartment door to go check the mail, and I had a visitor on my doorstep. Anybody know what kind of bird this is?

The dead kind.

It's not dead. It's breathing, and it keeps moving its head. Looking forward at the wall, then tucking it under its wing.

A sexually confused, nearly dead bird?

Pretty hard to tell, sorry. The apparently dull plumage likely makes it a female. That looks like a bit of buffy-yellow near the rump, but the whitish belly and lack of wingbars rule out some of the more common species that might fit.

I'm assuming this is a small bird, maybe sparrow-sized? Around 5" total length?

Sorry, I don't mean to be a callous prick. Is there an animal rescue shelter/thing in the area you can call?

Almost looks like someones pet bird that got out.