Really? I will just to be safe.

I just found a reason to hate Mormons.

Maybe I've just become automatically jaded/suspicious about things I see on the net, but I can't believe anyone watched that and thought for a second it was real. The climbing the wall thing looked completely unreal.

Not to mention, the announced sounds too much like Thom Brennaman. I don't know if it is or not, but I immediately wondered what he was doing calling a minor league game.

That's pretty funny. At least he appears to be remorseful.

It's been a long time since I lolled at a stupid pic like this...

Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis kissing in upcoming movie Black Swan.

:jawdrop: Awesome.

And I'm done for the day.

You can say that again!

Guess that's from this trailer:

Stayin' alive!

OK that's just creepy.

I'm not a mac guy, but this is actually kinda cool.

What, we aren't allowed to post bikini pics, but wanton posting of squirrel penis pictures is allowed?

Drop the mic, walk off the stage and close the thread. It's over.

So long as the squirrel isn't dead we're OK.

I scrolled through this really quickly and wondered why Dan Bylsma made the 'images so cool' thread...

Oh HELLS yes.

You want cool? I'll show ya cool...

This one made me :)

Trust me, that pic didn't not suck. At all. I just didn't want you to get in trouble.

I'll probably see Black Swan just because it's directed by Darren Aronofsky(Pi, Requiem for a Dream, The Fountain).

But Natalie and Mila is a bonus!

The eyes on the seal are Photoshopped.

*adds Black Swan to list of movies he must see*

Poor seal will just be hungry again in half an hour.

Excellent.

The other day I thought about snapping a picture for this thread but figured it may have gotten me put in the box for being purely disgusting.

I had a cow give birth and a few hours later her whole reproductive tract (uterus and all) fell out of her vagina. Unfortunately it didn't end well for her as she tore her uterine artery, otherwise we'd have been able to put everything back in.

Maybe the mental picture of what I just described will get me boxed? Be thankful I thought better of posting the picture.

Awww :(

I presume when you say "it didn't end well" you mean "we had to put her down?"

No amount of editing for the top of the page will make this post better.

Yeah she was bleeding to death from the ruptured artery.

Well that sucks :( .

But that doesn't mean you shouldn't try ;)

SI

Yeah, nature has plenty of ways to cull the herd. Most common things thrown at us can be cured by a needle or a knife. This wasn't one of those cases.

I think that effectively killed the top-of-the-page meme forever.

Oh fuck. Did not realize! Umm... yeah not much I can do with that now.

Use your Edit button, jbmagic.

Needs more cowbell.

After reading that story I am in the mood for prime rib and a nice hamburger.

I'd eat that.

+1. I like the ambiguity.

Anybody in for a Skinwich?




:popcorn:

Oh snap, legit did not realize there is a dude sitting next to her.

LOL. And I think Selena Gomez is in the hamburger too.

So between this and the "Double-down", is it safe to say that KFC is actively trying to kill us all?

Oh, I thought it meant he cooked the ensuing steaks medium-rare, not well done.

This sandwich is a hoax, in case anybody's getting their bibs packed up and ready to go.