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Ksyrup 05-10-2012 10:46 AM

German Nymphomaniac Terrorizing Munich, Takes Second Victim After First Claims “She Is Trying To Kill Me With Sex” - International Business Times

cartman 05-11-2012 11:24 PM

Cops: Man Arrested For Exposing Himself While Spread Eagle In Ramsey Park CBS Minnesota

cartman 05-13-2012 11:13 PM

Evidently, Kodak had a weapons-grade uranium nuclear reactor at their offices in Rochester, New York since the 1970s, and no one knew about it.

Kodak Had a Secret Weapons-Grade Nuclear Reactor Hidden In a Basement

sterlingice 05-13-2012 11:38 PM

Haha. Take that, Iran ;)

SI

Lathum 05-14-2012 01:49 PM

Texting While Walking Banned in New Jersey Town | ABC News Blogs - Yahoo!

Ksyrup 05-15-2012 09:16 AM

Cops: NY man shoots friend in leg at his request

News from The Associated Press

Suburban Rhythm 05-16-2012 07:01 AM

Zookeeper reportedly licks baby monkey's anus for over an hour - Boing Boing

flounder 05-16-2012 07:59 AM

Six year old suspended for singing, "I'm sexy and I know it."

Rizon 05-16-2012 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flounder (Post 2656543)


We should probably suspend anyone who sings that song.

Ksyrup 05-16-2012 10:22 AM

"I'm suspended? OK, then I think I'm sexy but I'm not all that sure about it."

MacroGuru 05-16-2012 01:15 PM

Not a news story so to speak but...WTF

hxxp://www.televictim.com/christianporn.html

JPhillips 05-16-2012 01:18 PM

Quote:

Porn the way God intended

Genius.

Galaxy 05-16-2012 02:28 PM

U.S. News - Shopper bitten by rattlesnake in Wal-Mart

Chief Rum 05-16-2012 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galaxy (Post 2656665)


Is the rattlesnake okay?

Suicane75 05-16-2012 02:45 PM

Really bummed out that Christian porn isn't real. Those video descriptions sounded good.

Galaxy 05-16-2012 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Rum (Post 2656672)
Is the rattlesnake okay?


That wasn't even the best part of the story.

"Craig, a married father of two, said the mulch was for his marijuana plants, which he is licensed to grow for medical reasons. It was unclear whether the snake came from an adjacent field or arrived at the store along with garden supplies."

Julio Riddols 05-17-2012 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75 (Post 2656673)
Really bummed out that Christian porn isn't real. Those video descriptions sounded good.


Were you as excited about 'The Body Of Chris' as I was?

Lathum 05-21-2012 05:04 PM

http://www.king5.com/news/crime/Woma...152215085.html

Chief Rum 05-21-2012 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum (Post 2658465)


My favorite part:

Quote:

Article:

While trying to pull her back completely inside the police car the suspect was able to do an over-the-head back flip and tumbled out the other side of the patrol car.



sterlingice 05-21-2012 06:50 PM

Please tell me this is another "superhero"!

SI

Lathum 05-21-2012 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Rum (Post 2658488)
My favorite part:


lol, I wrote the same thing to my co worker

Ksyrup 05-22-2012 10:17 AM

New Jersey Woman Says She Was Fired For Being Too Busty - Yahoo!

gstelmack 05-22-2012 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup (Post 2659007)


The irony of it being a lingerie company makes this all kinds of awesome.

MacroGuru 05-22-2012 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gstelmack (Post 2659028)
The irony of it being a lingerie company makes this all kinds of awesome.


Or the fact of who owns the company...

Suicane75 05-22-2012 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julio Riddols (Post 2656897)
Were you as excited about 'The Body Of Chris' as I was?


No joke dude, I was. I was picturing intense sex with a flavor of realism lacking in todays porn. Maybe some spirited dialog and what not. Was truly bummed.

cuervo72 05-22-2012 02:10 PM

Quote:

A New Jersey woman says she was fired from her job after her manager told her to "tape her breasts" down, and now has filed suit against the company claiming religious and sexual discrimination.

I think we have a job for crazy Seattle lady.

Lathum 05-22-2012 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo72 (Post 2659164)
I think we have a job for crazy Seattle lady.


haha

Lathum 05-22-2012 06:18 PM

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...aterfight.html

britrock88 05-22-2012 06:23 PM

Wow, link this right back to the Random Thoughts thread.

Lathum 05-23-2012 02:53 PM

U.S. News - Man arrested for drunk driving with zebra, parrot in truck

DataKing 05-23-2012 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum (Post 2660208)


Donald Sutherland has seen better days.

Lathum 05-23-2012 02:57 PM

I had no idea Gandolf lived in Iowa

JediKooter 05-23-2012 03:33 PM

Software Exec Charged In Lego Bar Code Scam - Yahoo! News

Ksyrup 05-23-2012 03:45 PM

The biggest crime is he wasn't building them, but selling them.

sterlingice 05-23-2012 07:33 PM

I guess software exec doesn't pay what it used to?

SI

JediKooter 05-24-2012 11:03 AM

From reading the article, it looks like Target did a good job of...building their case against him.

Sorry, had to.

Grover 05-24-2012 11:05 AM

I'd have been building the sets, not selling them.

stevew 05-24-2012 11:06 AM

Quote:

When authorities searched his home they found hundreds of boxes of unopened Legos.** The volume and the types suggest it was not for personal use, according to Supervising Deputy District Attorney Cindy Hendrickson.



We talking about Legos, right?

JediKooter 05-24-2012 11:11 AM

He deserves jail time just for NOT using the Legos.

Ksyrup 05-25-2012 03:09 PM

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but...

Japanese man cooks, serves own genitals - FRANCE 24

Ksyrup 05-25-2012 03:10 PM

"I receive questions from some women and men... asking 'Will there be a next time? Please host it again.' But there is only one set of male organ," he tweeted on May 16.
"Unfortunately, I have no plan for the next time."

DataKing 05-25-2012 03:17 PM

What....the....fuck.....

Passacaglia 05-25-2012 03:19 PM

That's an episode of Iron Chef gone horribly wrong. "The secret ingredient is...your penis!"

JediKooter 05-25-2012 03:47 PM

I hope that wasn't Izulde's roommate.

DataKing 05-25-2012 04:11 PM

I'm actually less concerned with the individual that would this to themself, and more concerned with the sickos that would eat it.


Galaxy 05-25-2012 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DataKing (Post 2661455)
I'm actually less concerned with the individual that would this to themself, and more concerned with the sickos that would eat it.



It's Japan--they eat and do some crazy stuff over their.

Grover 05-27-2012 01:56 PM

U.S. News - Report: Miami police shoot naked man chewing on victim's face

The apocalypse has begun.

Ksyrup 05-29-2012 10:07 AM

Man Goes To Hospital & Finds Out He Is Part Woman WQYK 99.5 Tampa Bay’s Country Station

Rizon 05-29-2012 10:14 AM


This one is making the rounds. Heard it on the radio here 30 min ago.

molson 05-29-2012 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grover (Post 2661917)


That must have been some delicious face to continue eating it even after he got shot.


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