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Doctors remove a 36-year-old baby skeleton from a woman's body - The Week
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Wedding party brawl at Orchard Park Country Club injures several - City & Region - The Buffalo News
Mind you, Orchard Park is a upscale area. |
This is something Urban Outfitters thought was a good idea.
Urban Outfitters Sells ‘Vintage’ Bloody Kent State Sweatshirt, Quickly Apologizes - Business news - Boston.com |
An oldie but a goodie
Distracted Driver: Police Say Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates - ABC News |
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I know it's part of the headline but is it my imagination or does the fact that he was naked seem to get lost in the shuffle. I want to know why there was a naked man in line at the airport. It almost reads like things would have been fine if he wasn't acting strangely. |
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Seems like a surprising number of dwarfs in the news lately.
Dwarf given children's colouring book by waitress as he ate dinner with his fiancée Dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night - Telegraph |
Poop transplants are now available in a convenient pill form.
Good news: You can take your fecal transplants orally - The Washington Post |
Florida Man struggles when it comes to building houses.
Flagler County dream beach house built on wrong lot | News - Home |
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"It is not unusual for dwarfs to be hired as entertainers at hen and stag parties in Spain and several websites offer the services of "miniboys" as they are known in Spain."
Didn't Hornsmaniac used to talk about hiring midgets for parties? |
The Charleston area has a serial public masturbator. His most recent indecent exposure arrest stemmed from an incident last week in a new Starbucks that my wife and oldest daughter would frequent if we still lived there. (It is now the closest Starbucks to the home we own there, and from looking at a map, appears to be right between my daughter's favorite ice cream shop and water park.)
Man charged with felony indecent exposure at Starbucks - Live5News.com | Charleston, SC | News, Weather, Sports More on him from earlier this year: Report: Man exposes himself to Starbucks employee - WCIV-TV | ABC News 4 - Charleston News, Sports, Weather (This one was at our most frequently-visited Starbucks, the closest to our home prior to the new one above being built.) Another Sex Offender - Charleston Thug Life (semi-complete rap sheet here) Sex Offender Update - Charleston Thug Life (update from a blog reader who claims to have been a victim) John Chandler III - Charleston Thug Life |
I think KFC has just found its Jared.
Lovesick Chinese woman, 26, dumped by boyfriend spends entire week in KFC - Yahoo News Canada |
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I had to make sure this wasn't a link from The Onion.
The Ku Klux Klan opens its door to Jews, black people and homosexuals | Daily Mail Online |
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I can assure the authorities that they didn't show up in my classroom.
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http://www.torontosun.com/2014/12/23...ew-mcconaughey
Man wakes up out of a coma thinking he's Matthew McConaughey. |
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I'm still trying to wrap my head around the, "so she pulled some poop out of her pants," part. So had she been walking around with poop in her pants the whole time? Is she able to poop on command when she feels the need to smear it on someones face? Was it just a lucky coincidence for he that she happened to poop her pants while being detained? |
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Lolita Grayson, Alan Grayson, bigamy, and breast implants.
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Texas boy suspended after bringing 'ring of power' to school - NY Daily News
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Police: 6-year-old boy 'kidnapped' for being too nice to strangers - CNN.com
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Charles Manson wedding off after it emerges that fiancee Afton Elaine Burton 'just wanted his corpse for display'
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Walmart fight caught on camera in Texas | abc7.com (Video is NSFW.) LA PORTE, Texas -- A video is making its rounds on social media that shows a tax worker and a customer getting into a violent fight inside of a Walmart. "Take your poor (expletive) out this store," Alice Kenner, a Jackson Hewitt tax worker, could be heard saying to a customer on video. "Your momma is a (expletive)." The customer, Jessica Albitz, is then seen head-butting the tax worker. Keener is then seen fighting back. She takes Albitz by the head and starts banging it on a table nearby. Keener then slams Albitz to the floor. Albitz told Eyewitness News that the two got in a verbal spat a day earlier when Albitz and her husband went to the Jackson Hewitt tax booth inside Walmart to file their taxes. Albitz was not their tax worker, but was just clocking in to work. "She came in in a bad mood, and so she took it out on us," said Albitz. "She was very rude to us." Albitz said she and her husband left without incident. She said she came back to the Walmart the next day to shop, and that's when she ran into Keener again. Albitz said Keener mumbled a profanity at her. "I turn around and said, 'excuse me,'" said Albitz. "I did say something back. She came out of her cubicle and followed me to the entrance." The argument got out of control, Ablitz said. She showed Eyewitness News a knot on her forehead from the headbutt and a huge bruise on her elbow. A trespassing warning was given to her by police when the fight was over. In the video, Keener is heard yelling out that Albitz was the instigator. "You better get her. You better get her. She coming in here messing with me. I'm at work," Kenner says in the video. Eyewitness News has learned that Keener also works as an EMS billing representative for the City of La Porte. Eyewitness News made several efforts to speak with Keener, but Keener has not responded to our requests. Jackson Hewitt released the following statement on Tuesday: Jackson Hewitt has a long-standing history of being an advocate and resource for our clients and this incident is completely inconsistent with our values. Jackson Hewitt and our independent owner-operators share a commitment to the well-being and fair treatment of all people. We strive to offer a safe and positive work environment for both our employees and the clients we serve. We do not tolerate harassment, discrimination or violence in any capacity. The tax preparer has been placed on administrative leave as we investigate this matter. |
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Mystery Man Found Decomposing In Car Had More Than 1,200 Guns, Cash, Underwater Car « CBS Sacramento
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Two Michigan state reps create the perfect plan to conceal their affair.
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My favorite recent local article:
Robbery turns into stick fight at Portland pot cart I stumbled on some article about the weed cart yesterday, and I was all "Whaaa?", so I went to look it up and there were a few articles about the weed cart's appearance a couple weeks ago, then a couple about "is Portland weed cart illegal?" from last week, and then finally weed cart stick fight. The cycle of life. I also like this quote from another article: “There’s nothing they can do if someone’s 21. I heard it on the radio,” he said. “I checked all the laws there’s nothing they can do.”  ALL the laws, dog. He checked them. |
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County Closes Schools Over Geography Lesson on Islam
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Concord Cheese Parade draws hundreds - News - The Concord Journal - Concord, MA
This is 3 doors down from my (parents) house and the guy started doing it back when I was in high school. Every time I get depressed about politics or the news I remember this is the real America - where people gather to watch Revolutionary War Re-enactors and a marching band escort a horse-drawn carriage with a 400 pound wheel of cheese on it. (I also NEED to find out if the protestors were real or just making fun of protestors in general.) |
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The man with a bionic penis will lose his virginity to a dominatrix who ran for parliament
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I dunno, the science on this seems interesting to follow. I know it sounds gross but if gut microbes(and the lack of a good balance of them) are partially the cause of health issues it's worth pursuing. (almost started a thread on this btw) |
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Qualifier: this story was posted on 1st April, but in the afternoon, and hasn't been taken down, so giving it the benefit of the doubt...
Children 'point' the way to suspected burglars on the run - BBC News |
High Elf, High on Acid, Attacks Woman's BMW With a Sword
When will people learn that reading Lord of the Rings and The Silmarrilion is dangerous. |
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Time Traveler steals bacon from Arby's
Police: Man claiming to be from the future steals food from Arby's |
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