Mealtime has been spruced up!

How repulsive.

So heavily photoshopped, you can see the airbrush lines.

I am vomitous at her very site.

The amount of airbrushing in this edition of the Swimsuit Issue was sickening. Give me a girl the way she is -- flaws and all. It's no wonder girls develop all kinds of complexes looking at this kind of stuff.

FINE THEN

Eva looks fine; who's the previous one?

Those are spider webs by the way

That is some end times, make me wanna poop my pants, stuff.

I believe a young Scarlett johansson.

reason 194 on why living in Australia isn´t as cool as it may seem ;)

NASA will go to any lengths to cover up the fake moon landing


;)

Clearly a fake. I see no raptors in that photo.

A model of a man nicknamed Ötzi who lived in Italy 5,300 years ago.

He looks like the love child of Anthony Hopkins and Nick Nolte.

USA! USA! USA!

That looks a lot like Sarandon's daughter, Eve.


I was checking in on this thread in hopes that someone recognized my fishstick kitties. For shame.

I spent a good hour trying to figure out what the hell those things were...unsuccessfully. My biggest hindrance being that I was confusing the ass end with the head end. Now I can totally see it. Are those shrimp hairballs?

shaved kitties and fishstick kitties all on the same page.

My wife has some panties that look remarkably similar to those.

Why does your wife have fishstick kitty underwear?

I thought we were still talking about shaved kitties? My bad.

Thank you for bringing her existence to my attention. I guess I shouldn't be surprised Susan Sarandon has a sexy daughter...

I thought that's the name I read but then talked myself out of it. I've never deemed her sexy so color me partly surprised she had an attractive daughter.

But that isn't Sarandon's daughter. She's a model that goes by the name of Lilly Lee.

Looking her up, she's closer to what I expected. Very average face with big breast.

Is he seventeen in that photo?

I thought this was Mel Gibson on the set of Lethal Weapon 5.

Much, much funnier than my response. :lol:

Yours is actually pretty funny. I took it as, back then the life expectancy for someone was probably in their 30s, so, yes a 17 year would be middle aged looking. :D

You got it. :D

not to derail the funny, but life expectancy was so low because of babies and kids dying. if you made it to 20, you'd probably make it to 60. its not like 30 was suddenly "old age".

to me, the 5300 year old man looks like every homeless guy I've ever seen

What's with the Mr Olympia pose?

Thank you Mr. Buzzkillington. ;)

I saw this on someone's facebook page, too. I don't recognize any of the three panels.

How do you not recognize Captain Planet?

She reminds me (in her face at least) of Sarah McLachlan. And yes, she has an impressive chest.

She has the kind of eyes that make me think that, in person, if she wanted to seduce you, you'd have little say in the matter.

Captain Planet, Magic School Bus, not sure what the bottom right is.

Is the bottom the Magic School bus.. maybe.. I dunno.


Edit: ^ yay

You fucked her?

Well yeah.. but I didn't want to..

So its that hard to just say no?!?

I just couldn't get a word in edgewise!

Alabaster Mosque in Cairo

fake but still funny

Both bottom ones are magic school bus

I'd soci her ology, I guess.

She is a bigger wreck nowadays

I bet U'd like to C her L and A!

Any better?

or, I'd B-ruin her!

^
winner



page 313 has been delcared 'athletic women page'

She's overrated in the looks department as she plays in a sport with a lot of cows. That's also a large ball

Former UTEP basketball player (and defensive ace) turned model, Claudia Porras...

Former UTEP volleyball player, Miss Texas USA, and Miss USA contestant Kelsey Moore...

Who loves you and who do you love!?

That's what SHE said! :cool:

Not to you.

Hot like a Czechoslovakian winter morning.

Simona Halep... from wikipedia "In a bid to boost her game, Halep underwent breast reduction surgery in the summer of 2009, which reduced her cup size from 34DD to 34C."

She was promptly excluded from all ESPN broadcast from that point on.

Because he has two balls?

:D)
:D)

Not sure why it would help. Tennis ball hits those bad boys it's coming back at 160MPH+...

just your average submersible/speed boat shaped like an Orca :D

There´s an item that´s getting on the "buy if winning the lottery" list :)

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also comes in "tiger shark" and "dolphin" model ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SUHOjnkmlI

I saw this and laughed. I showed it to Mrs. A, who laughed. Which got our three year old asking what was so funny and could he see.

So I showed it to him and explained what was happening (though not actually the joke part of the joke). And, being three, he has a lot of questions. What kind of party? Why were they going? Why was it full? Were they friends? Were they nice people? Could Zod go to the party later? Why is he standing like that? Is there cake at the party?

I LOVE three year olds.

Places I Haven't Been

Cakes made with fondant are worth negative points for being inedible

SI

Yeah, whats the point of a bad ass cake if you can't eat it? Its just super expensive trash.

That is one scary raptor...

What raptor?

oh my, that's amazing

Boooooobies.....

Where? I don't see ... uh, oh.

Weird. I saw Beaker from the Muppets. What does that mean?

This is for Swaggs...

RAPTOR!!!

Today I learned that there is one kind of color coordination that Abraham Lincoln did not excel at.

Who thinks that the Hitler mustache is a good idea?

SI

Fans of Charlie Chaplin?

winner. Thread closed.

Michael Jordan

For me, these may be the two coolest pictures ever posted in this thread.

Agreed. Secondly, for God's sake, someone comb the President's hair before he goes on camera!