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And people call us barbarians for having the death penalty. Putting aside the idiocy of his charges against his prison here, here's a guy who willfully killed 77 people. And he will only serve 21 years. Good heavens. |
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That is unreal. About 100 days per murder... and he is complaining about conditions?!?!?!?!? Let him go on his hunger strike, hopefully he dies from starvation. |
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That's not the way the justice system works over there. He's basically got a life sentence, but after 21 years punishment (he could, but won't, be paroled after ten), they have a hearing every five years to see if he's rehabilitated. He ain't never passing that hearing. |
Sexually Transmitted Food Poisoning is a real thing.
Sexually Transmitted Food Poisoning? A Fish Toxin Could Be To Blame : The Salt : NPR |
Not much of a story, just a slam-dunk for a headline writer
Sewer was blocked by large Pooh Or apparently not - only listed as above on the BBC front page: the story itself went with a bland overview. |
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WTF is wrong with Kansas lately?
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I was raised in the hills of Kentucky and our toilet was an outhouse so this was a very real fear of mine.:( |
I know we have/had a thread here on fake news stories being incorrectly taken as true... quick search couldn't find that so here's a nice one from Maryland politics:
Annapolis police chief apologizes for citing hoax story in testimony against marijuana legalization - CapitalGazette.com: Under The Dome |
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I have sympathy for a busy person who gets lots of information across his desk who does not always spot a hoax story after it has been republished several times. But I am . . . surprised that a police chief, who I would hope has a fair amount of experience with drugs and drug users, could ever believe (1) that marijuana is so dangerous that 37 people died of an overdose in one day, and (2) that those hippies out in Colorado are so into their weed that 37 bodies didn't even give them pause in their legalization crusade. |
West County mom charged after burning sons with fireworks inside SUV, causing crash, police say : News
You have to read the article to see how insane this lady is. |
Attempted murder. Send this crazy chick to prison for life.. good choice you made their lover guy. Cheating on your wife is a no no and then cheating on your wife with a crazy person is another one.
Leave your wife for me or else... and then basically a suicide note indicating that she planned to kill all three. Aye aye aye |
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As Stan Marsh would say, "dude, this is pretty fucked up right here". |
Protesters on ziplines hang banners from P&G towers downtown - Cincinnati News, FOX19-WXIX TV
wife had a birds eye view of this. |
Might not be NSFW:
http://firstwefeast.com/laugh/interv...-a-hot-pocket/ "“I Would Definitely Recommend It”: An Exclusive Interview with the Kid Who Got Suspended from Vine for Having Sex with a Hot Pocket" |
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Is there a "stupid criminals" RSS feed or something?
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Does @_FloridaMan count as one? Speeding PSL man tells cops he's 'on his way to kill his friend' - Off the Beat with Will Greenlee |
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Nah, just every day occurances in Florida... |
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He is an idiot. Wow, my head hurts from just reading that. |
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The traffic is fun too. Yesterday on my way to work some dumbass was lost and stopped at a right turn...he was on the primary road mind you, and then thought about it for a bout 10 seconds to determine if that was the road he really wanted to be on... ...and the other day an old lady wanted to exit the I-275 in Tampa from the 3rd lane (next to the "fast" lane)....and slowed...and slowed....and then stopped and put on her blinker. She wasn't missing that exit for nothing. I was stunned when the expected accordion crash of wall to wall cars didn't follow. She made it over and off the freeway successfully, fwiw. |
Missing woman unwittingly joins search party looking for herself | Weird | News | Toronto Sun
edit: just realized this is a rather old story, got posted to a small subreddit i read and i thought it was new. Ah well, still amusing! |
And in more Florida news: Convicted criminal says he's too morbidly obese for prison | Odd News - Yahoo News
"In addition to his obesity, Olivos said he suffered from rectal bleeding..." Not sure that's really going to stop once you do finally get to prison. |
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You can't spell Mississippi with out those humpback, humpback, eyes...
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At least it was his left hand.
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Darth Vader nominated by Internet Party to run for Ukrainian presidency
Ukraine looking to elect someone who won't have a problem going toe to toe with Putin. |
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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.1708068
Um, wow... For one thing, why would you go to the counter for not getting enough napkins, how about grabbing a couple from the f*cking napkin dispenser... For another... really???? |
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.1708068
Um, wow... For one thing, why would you go to the counter for not getting enough napkins, how about grabbing a couple from the f*cking napkin dispenser... For another... really???? |
I was walking around the barrier to this yesterday and had no idea.
BBC News - Black Death skeletons unearthed by Crossrail project |
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That's a pretty interesting find. The poor in the 15th century didn't stand much of a chance really. |
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One of the pictures in the link reminds me of Reign of Fire. :) |
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I was thinking that last photo would be a great internet dating profile picture. |
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Haha! Chicks would 'dig' it. :) |
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love that movie and I was disappointed it didn't do better. |
Not really a "story," but more a fan tweeting a picture with Arian Foster, except...
Fan Tweets Pic With Arian Foster.... Only It's Not Him #Awkward #Photo |
I bet she regrets blowing him in the toilets now.
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Bench-clearing brawl in the charity NY Fire Department and New York Police Department game:
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No idea how old it is but I didn't realize there is a statute of limitations. |
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Tremendous. Go Idaho!
N. Idaho man collecting every VHS copy of Speed http://www.ktvb.com/news/N-Idaho-man...256538431.html |
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Wow, that's even crazier than having a Senator solicit prostitutes in an Airport bathroom! |
The kickstarter for that is quite insane. Makes me almost want to give a $1 to it. Almost.
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Sperm whale explodes as man tries to open stomach - video | World news | theguardian.com
Warning - the video is pretty nasty. |
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He apparently also tried to have sex with a picnic table. FFS!!!1! WHAT KIND OF SICK TWISTED PERVETED PEOPLE WOULD EVER FIND A FRICKEN PICNIC TABEL TO BE "SEXY". THESE PEEPLES SHOULD BE LOKKED UP |
Darwin Award nomination perhaps?
Teen tied to shopping cart drowns in Lake Allatoona - Rome News-Tribune: Police/Fire Apparently, as I've pieced together from some other coverage, the whole shopping cart launch into the water is a fairly popular "game" these days. Normally one end of the rope is tied to the shopping cart, the other end is tied to a pole or some other sturdy object. In this case, the other end of the rope was tied to ... yep, you guessed it: the 18 y/o fatality. |
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I wondered what Clarence Beeks had been up to since Trading Places.
Man in gorilla suit shot with tranquilliser dart at Tenerife zoo - Telegraph |
Metro Atlanta "sovereign citizen" nutjob decides to attack the local courthouse (where he was due to plead out on drug & weapons charges), among the things he didn't count on were: a) a deputy that happened to be in the doorway engaging him with return fire pretty much immediately, and b) the local SWAT team response time being 27 seconds, since they were en route to another situation & were nearby when the call for backup came in
Suspect died without ever reaching the courthouse door, deputy wounded in the leg but already posting on Facebook that he's fine & not to worry. Forsyth deputy shot in courthouse assault, may have stopped... | www.ajc.com edit to add: A friend of a friend was apparently working on a nearby rooftop & caught most of the incident on video. You can't see what happens so much as hear it, but the basics are definitely displayed. Fair warning: language is definitely NSFW Post by Eric Bowman. |
iafrica.com Teen charged as adult due to big penis
Curious if an attorney has ever tried to argue the opposite. "Your honor, it is outrageous that my client would be charged as an adult for this crime. Yes he's 30 years old, but as you can see the report from this medical examination he has the penis of a 12 year old and should be tried as a minor accordingly." |
CHARGES: Neighbor, 61, pulls gun on father teaching girl to ride bike
This would be a college friend of mine's dad that pulled the gun. |
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Barack Obama mistaken for England World Cup player - FIFA World Cup 2014 - CBC
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That's what they want you to think. |
The way Smalling is playing I wouldn't mind at all if Obama produced an old birth certificate that made him eligible for the England team.
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Kenya was a British Colony in 1961. :D |
Reminds me of the England cricketer Ashley Giles who had mugs printed for his testamonial year, but instead of using his nickname "The King of Spin" the first batch were printed as "The King of Spain"
This immediately became his new nickname, and we used to sing "Viva Espana" whenever he came on to bowl :D |
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Awesome! :D
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Yeah.. no thanks.
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The fact that they categorize it as "aquatic" seems to imply there's a larger insect that's non-aquatic....
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Police: Naked, knife-wielding woman stabs 2 in brawl over man
The video is great. Not what you are expecting...not that you'd want to see it once you see the woman in question. |
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Do schools really need a "SOCIAL media strategist"? No wonder that we're getting such a terrible return on our education investments. |
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Fortunately, it appears to be more an ESL/test prep scam than an actual school. |
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Hrm. If they have a press officer/official spokesman, etc then this is probably a logical extension of that to some extent. It'd probably be wiser to call them "Ass't Superintendent of Communications" and add additional duties but the role itself is probably realistic for a larger system in this day & age. I mean, if they're using social media at all then SOMEBODY is doing that function, right? |
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Police Shoot Man Holding Fake Gun—Near Fake Gun Aisle In Walmart - Hit & Run : Reason.com
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Here's one from Austin.
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I guess 'meat' had a couple of different meanings in that story.
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