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Sweden set to ban bestiality, scrapping legal loophole that made it legal 'if the animal did not suffer' | Mail Online
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Look! Laid out on the ground! It's a dead goat... It's a car bumper... IT'S FLORIDA MAN!
Florida man stabs brother over mac and cheese, spilled beer | The Raw Story |
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Agreed. That was what jumped out at me when I read the story. Well, that an how shitty the one guy was :D SI |
FBI: Passenger claims he poisoned NJ-bound flight | General Headlines | Comcast
Not sure where this stands now, could easily earn it's own thread if true. |
Obama with toy gun: Should he be expelled?
Okay, that's just asinine if people are actually bitching about this. |
3 charged in Ohio with enslaving mother and daughter
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Even the wildlife in FL is weird. |
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I understand that masturbation by arsonists is not all that uncommon, but the barking is definitely a new wrinkle to me |
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How does one...come to understand that? |
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You need a hose to put out a fire. Duh. It's good to see an average citizen helping ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut. |
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happily, not in the way you are thinking. Firefighter told me about it. |
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Needs to be a part of every "don't do drugs" ad campaign going forward.
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This is your penis.
This is your penis on drugs. |
25 bike cops catch pair having sex in park
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You know how when a severe alcoholic has that alcohol smell that seems to seep through their pours? I bet she has that, but from cheesesteaks. |
I think they Photoshopped out her chin. I can't see it.
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I really wish I didn't click on the link and see that picture |
It only took a couple of posts to prove there are worse things you can do to your penis than cut it off.
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I clicked on the link and I don't regret it.
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Milwaukee officers pull over speeder, deliver baby
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Report: Naked woman distracts man as her accomplice robs his house - CNN.com
If a naked woman asks to swim in your pool, you might be robbed. |
Most disappointing film footage ever.
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This is the stuff of nightmares.
Israeli man's penis bitten by a snake as he went to the toilet to relieve himself | Mail Online |
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When I saw the headline, I was hoping it was Pumpy and his wife.
Couple gives stranded Dave Matthews a ride to Hershey concert | www.wpxi.com |
Beer drinking king dies in competition tragedy - The Local
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yeah, 16 beers in 20 minutes. I wonder what happened to the guy
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That story is full of "win"
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yeah, amazing that getting sprayed with bear repellent by a shirtless neighbor was, perhaps, not even top 5 in the crazy category |
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Yeah, seriously -- I thought the weather in SF was always nice and mild, never too cold.
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This is one of the more colorful, descriptive, and unnecessarily long appellate opinions I've ever read.
http://media.ca1.uscourts.gov/pdf.op...-1842P-01A.pdf "Christina Mason, arrived to clean the restroom after receiving a call requesting that it be cleaned. She smelled feces from the hallway, and when she opened the door she could not enter the restroom because feces were on the floor where one would need to step to get inside. The restroom was unusable because it was so soiled. She saw that seventy-five percent of the floor was covered in feces, in chunks. She also saw feces smeared in spots on several walls in different areas. In fact, some of the feces were smeared more than two feet up on the walls. Feces were smeared on the paper towel and toilet paper dispensers, on the toilet paper itself, and on part of the toilet seat and the left side of the toilet bowl. There was also urine in the toilet, which had not been flushed; no feces were inside the liquid in the bowl. Mason testified that the feces were not only all over the bathroom but were "smear[ed] in spots," and not splattered. Strong's plaid blue boxers, which were covered in feces, were found by Mason draped over the wastebasket where Strong admits he placed them because they were "destroyed." The state of the bathroom was so bad that Mason, who had fourteen years' experience at the courthouse and training in cleaning up bodily substances, was initially at a loss for how to clean the restroom. She devised a plan and first used paper towels and disinfectant to remove the feces from the floor. She then cleaned the restroom three times with a bleach and water solution, and discarded the soiled underpants, the potentially soiled rug that had been outside the restroom, and the clothes she had been wearing using a biohazard bag." "Upon using the word "smears" in her testimony, Mason, the cleaning supervisor, was asked to specify what she meant. She answered, "When I say smear, I mean, well, like a smear, but not necessarily like finger smears but just chunks -- chunks and smears, pretty much, kind of like chunky peanut butter." When asked about the pattern in which the feces were deposited, she answered, "Well, it wasn't splattered, it was smeared, that is for sure. It was -- it was smeared, and it was very chunky. But it wasn't splattered, meaning liquid. It didn't depict liquid. It may have been at one time, I don't know, but it was more smeared and kind of chunked on there than a liquid splatter." |
Because someone has to say it: "What a shitty decision"
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Gang of Feral Cats Attacks Woman, Dog in France
http://news.discovery.com/animals/pe...ack-130727.htm |
I'm gonna need a Flere diagram for this one.
The Secret Alleged Sex Scandal Behind The Mysterious Arrest Of A Utah Sheriff’s Deputy | TPMDC |
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What the hell do you do with slabs of stolen road?
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Wonder how many people are getting fired on this one:
Horseshoe Casino Cincinnati: Kevin Lewis wins $1 million twice at Horseshoe Casino Cincinnati |
They did the right thing in the end though. I think I'd do myself in if I experienced a letdown like that.
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Weird that they are both in their 50s and engaged.
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I was entered in that contest, sucks they didn't screw up in my favor.
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"Both men say its the biggest jackpot they have ever received"
Ya think? Are there people standing on the corners in Cincy handing out winning lottery tickets on a regular basis or something? |
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To complement the above story!
Wesley Warren Jr., 'The Man With The 132-Lb. Scrotum,' Blames Healthcare System Quote:
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Oh, Shocker...it's Florida... again |
There's a reason FARK has a Florida tag and "Florida Man" is a valid meme
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Shouldn't this really be Florida lawyer?
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If you like dark humor and the whole distorted Florida scene, you should read Tim Dorsey...his stories are disturbing, because his main character is a serial killer...but funny. |
Man convinces woman her vagina is haunted and tries to rid ghosts with his penis - Akron Paranormal | Examiner.com
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Men dressed as Batman, Capt. America rescue cat - Yahoo! News
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BBC News - Teen exorcists: The girls who expel demons on stage
In which it is revealed that demons have legal rights and Harry Potter spells are real. Seriously though, these chicks would make a great TV series if fictionalized. |
http://cw.ua.edu/2013/09/11/the-fina...-still-exists/
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I don't think this is necessarily strange, but it's kindof a neat footnote in human history:
Voyager 1 has entered interstellar space at last, NASA says - NBC News.com SI |
I think someone has commented (either a comedian, or xkcd, or something) that it seems like Voyager has left our solar system about a half dozen times now.
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Ok, this did seem somewhat familiar. Any idea as to why?
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I think they kept debating whether it had or hadn't for a while. Every time they thought it had, they'd get some new info back from the probe that seemed to say differently. All they've got are theories about what the boundary is supposed to be like, so I guess the variances are consistent with the notion that it's not really a hard boundary but more a gradual fading of the heliosphere.
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Investigators have said they believe the allegations to be true but that there are even more 'unusual parts of the case' that will come out in the near future
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Woman to hand out 'obese letters' to overweight children on Halloween | Fox News
don't know if I want to applaud this lady or punch her in the face |
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I dont know much about art, but I know it when I see it:
Naked artist nails himself to Red Square in protest A performance artist has been detained in Moscow after stripping naked and nailing his scrotum to the cobblestones of Red Square in a protest. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24896784 |
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Detroit: Where real estate is cheap enough that you can buy the house next to your ex just to flip her the bird
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This is a satire site, so, fake news story. |
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Man, hard to believe that woman hasn't learned to cope better with rejection by now. |
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Sadly, I knew it would be the cheese guy before I clicked through.
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