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I'm a little let down that the bat was used for violence.
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someone might want to tell the author that "Three Days" is about a threesome.
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Also pretty sure that Larry got it on with The Ropers at one point.
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Australian heist goes wrong as robbers tunnel into KFC not jewellers - Telegraph
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Someone tapes stuff (drills, an earphone, a memory card, batteries and a phone charger) to a cat, and sets him free near a Prison in Brazil.
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BBC News - Puppy thrown at German biker gang
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Mooned the Hell's Angels? Threw a puppy? Escaped in a bulldozer? Which part made you do the biggest double take? SI |
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Bin Laden theme park: Five of the world's most bizarre amusement parks - Yahoo! News UK |
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It was probably the size of his deduction that did it for her
Vincent Burroughs Accuses IRS Agent Dora Abrahamson Of Coercing Sex By Using Threat Of Tax Penalty |
As a big Keys fan this has been amusing.
Patrick Carney Is Trolling The Sh*t Out Of Justin Bieber And His Fans |
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I thought with my brain matters it was one of them there stabbing knife things. Then my dog gone kicked it an' it went all "boom" real loud. |
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The scary part is, he was somehow able to get a drivers license... Well, I assume he has a drivers license. |
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Stop applying California standards to Florida. :D |
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Ahhh that is a good point. Total oversight on my part. :) |
Could this be the end of FLLOOORRRRIDAAA MAAAAAAAANN?
Florida man swallowed by sinkhole under bedroom - Yahoo! News |
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Nurse refuses to perform CPR despite 911 dispatcher's plea - U.S. News
From a human standpoint I can't see how the nurse felt oka just sitting there doing nothing. |
Judging from the families reaction it seems like it may have been an agreed upon or understood thing. Perhaps the lady had certain wishes she had made known.
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Love that Batman is indeed real... even if he let himself go a bit there!
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He just needs to get back into the swing of things and those pounds will melt off.
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Oh, Florida.
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Well, at least he warned him before he started pissing on everything.
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Applebee’s waitress asks patron for ID, gets own stolen driver’s license in return | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News
Woman gets busted for using stolen ID at Applebees...because the ID belonged to the waitress who carded her...oh, and the woman using the ID is 26. |
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So is Seattle or Portland the Florida of the Northwest?
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Hahahaha. I don't want to turn this too political but people who think Benghazi is the, I dunno, Obama's Watergate need to realize two things. One: most of the US doesn't care substantially about it. I mean, they care and it was a big story for a few days but we're easily distracted and, rightly or wrongly, we're pretty numb to Americans dying overseas these days. Two: the goalposts for a new "Watergate" have changed. It's humorous to look back and see that something so "trivial" by today's standards felled a President less than 40 years ago. Would it really surprise anyone if it came out that Obama and Romney had dueling hackers, trying to get into the computers of each other's campaigns? SI |
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Since when do actual reporters interview 3 people and then call them a broad-brushed "Tea Party group"?. It's laughable what we believe these days is serious news.
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BBC News - Three men charged over Norwich 'Oompa Loompas' attack
Police investigating an assault involving people dressed as Oompa Loompas have charged three men. Officers appealed for information following an incident at a kebab shop in Norwich on 27 December. A 28-year-old man suffered cuts and bruises in the attack which took place on the Prince of Wales Road. The men have each been charged with two counts of assault causing actually bodily harm. They are Matthew Wright, 20, of Decoy Road, Potter Heigham; Matthew Watling, 19, of Lighthouse Close, Happisburgh; and Louis Gelinas, 20, of Rectory Road, Sutton. All three have been released on bail and are due to appear before Norwich magistrates on 8 April. The Oompa Loompas were fictional characters from the 1971 film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, a movie that was based on a book by Roald Dahl. |
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Sadly, not Florida SI |
Don't worry, Florida Man is still hard at work to bring us amusement.
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A woman in her 60s walks into a bank. She drops a bag down on the counter, it appears weighty. She tells the bank teller, this is a bomb - now give me money. The bank teller does as instructed. The woman leaves and gets in a car, driven by a man. The bomb squad is called in, and it's discovered that the "bomb" was actually ... wait for it .... 2 cans of spaghetti sauce. They're still looking for her. Spaghetti sauce cans are weapon of choice for woman who robbed Mich. bank, police say - Crimesider - CBS News |
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Monkey on the lam!
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Gunfire and moments of fear as a rural Oregon school tests its readiness | OregonLive.com
And I thought the fire drills we had to do in school were annoying. |
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More pics of people hangin' with Mr. Balls right here:
AAPEC - Associação de Assistência às Pessoas com Câncer I kinda want to find a plush Mr. Balls toy.. I think it would make a great gift! |
Utah referee punched by player dies in hospital - Soccer - SI.com
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There is no place in society for that punk kid. Get out the needle, or rope, or electric chair...
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http://www.sportsbusinessdaily.com/J...p/Charmin.aspx
Charmin is sponsoring some NASCAR events, and yes, skid marks are part of the marketing strategy. |
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There is so much (I believe) unintentional comedy in that article.
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It was the lead story on the local news.
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Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex With Hornet’s Nest - IBTimes UK
Ok, if you're a lonely 30 year old on a farm maybe I can understand the urge to have sex with one I'd your animals, but a hornets nest? |
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Dino Zaffina, the guy from back on page 19 of this thread, received a big ol' smackdown from the judge over his antics.
SoCal Darts Association Beats Back Dino M. Zaffina, Saves Trademark - Los Angeles - News - The Informer |
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OK, so being laid up, I go through this thread and see this story. I decide to see if she had been caught. She has. http://www.macombdaily.com/article/2...sauce-arrested A 425 pound women. How in the hell do you think you are going to get away with the crime when you are that size. I'm not hating on obese people, but when you are truly over 4 bills, do you seriously think you don't kind of stick out in a crowd. Gave me a good laugh, figured I'd post the rest of the story here. |
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Great quote from someone who took a picture of the billboard featuring the kettle Hitler. "I'm a little Nazi, short and stout." The Onion couldn't write this one better. |
Report: Keyshawn Johnson chased down, called cops on Justin Bieber - CBSSports.com
Keyshawn saw The Bieber driving a Ferrari at high speeds in his neighborhood. So Key chased him down. IN A PRIUS. |
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James Lipton was a pimp in Paris in the 1950s.
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Rectum? Yep, and it killed him.
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