![]() |
Dang. I got lumped in with druez and SlapBone, and HA read my mind, all in one day. This is scary. :eek:
|
Quote:
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
sigh. you're like the annoying little brother who thinks he's allowed to do what his older brothers do. you think you can get away with coming home after curfew or drinking a beer at family functions just cuz your older brother does it. you're not me. get a new gimmck. ok bye. |
wow, druez is totall taking all of Dean Houston's alley-oops and slam dunking them.
Stockton to Malone, indeed. |
Quote:
|
bo-ring..
as funny as HA's Dean Houston trolling really is, we're forgetting that Matrixgames are getting a lot of crap in this too, and from what I know, many people here are actually fans of their games. How about we leave them alone and wait for the Alright Boyz thread instead. I'd never play Maximum Football since all I use Madden for is to get screenshots of my Vermont-team, and MaxFootball will never replace that.. call me a boring guy, but I've never appreciated making fun of others (unless they like curling) who are probably cool people but in a terrible situation (like the Swedish men's curling team) |
Hornsmaniac in the house.
:D edit: I'm not sure who did the HM thing, but it brought tears to my eyes laughing so much. |
Quote:
Was Matrix involved in the beta testing? If so, they should certainly be responsible for things that were missed. If not, well, obviously that was a huge mistake on their part. I'm still not entirely convinced that there WAS beta testing. |
Quote:
I love matrix's games. Well at least some of them. Matrix made their bed with this one though. Think about it, they came out and made quite a few statements that were incorrect. It was Matrix's decision to Publish the game, noone forced them too. |
Quote:
I find it strange that in a thread that is now essentially dedicated to trolling another board (albeit with very funny results), such a small indiscretion by sovereignstar landed him in the box for 2 weeks. :confused: |
Quote:
Exactly....Scotty did this on Star Trek all the time. That is why he always looked like a hero. "Captain, I'm giver her all she's got!" |
Quote:
I don't know.. I just don't appreciate the apparent doublestandards we suddenly have here.. it's all fine and dandy to totally trash another board with trolling posts, but here, trolling is a bannable offense. I really don't give a rat's ass about Maximum Football, and yes, I read HA's posts as Dean Houston and couldn't help myself from laughing.. but it's still trolling, only on another board, and encouraged by most people here. bah.. and now my mouse-batteries died... |
Quote:
I'm just catching up today, but I'm also fighting hard to quiet the laughter. |
When it comes time for the actual release (and it sounds like that will be fairly soon, but yes, I've heard the quips so they don't need to be repeated) I hope the pranksters here go silent and give the guy a fair shot. The last thing they need is to fight board trolls in the middle of that.
I wish I hadn't responded to Winter's text-sim developer bashing. I had no idea the joking around would go so far. |
Quote:
I don't like that part of it either, but if any board was ever begging for it, this is the one. |
Quote:
At some point, I believe short-term trolling of an asshat is acceptable. If you've followed the saga, you might be able to pick up on where (GameBeingReleaseNext) Winter is getting a small bit of what he's got coming. As for Matrix, I believe st.cronin put it pretty well, basically that no one held a gun to their head to get involved in this debacle. |
Quote:
Is that the same Breeze from the old High Heat boards? |
.
Quote:
You. Just. Can't. Make. This. Stuff. Up. |
Quote:
This one has made me laugh more than any of the others. |
Is Baboonheart over there real?
Quote:
|
Man o Man im rolling on the floor
stop dean houston he is killing me.....my wife thinks im crazy |
Quote:
I'd argue that. He sent me the TCB manual just yesterday when it wasn't in my folder for some reason. I see he crossed the line in here, but he's atleast helped me recently. |
RE: Ping: Erik - 2/24/2006 12:23:42 AM
No New Messages BaboonHeart Matrix Recruit Posts: 6 Joined: 2/23/2006 Status: online There is this guy is class that says dude all the time. Nobody likes him. Just sayin. Also in PE we had to take a shower one time and his underwear was gross, so we call him skidmark. (in reply to Hornsmaniac) [Send Private Message] Report | Post #: 18 RE: Ping: Erik - 2/24/2006 12:39:59 AM No New Messages Hornsmaniac Matrix Recruit Posts: 13 Joined: 2/23/2006 Status: online There was this guy in high school once who played RPG's. I made out with his mom. She thought I was cocky and funny. _____________________________ Dude, I got fired |
Quote:
|
I heart this thread.
|
Quote:
LOL this is great |
EDIT: Astrofan beat me to it!
I completely lost it reading this thread: hxxp://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=1069610&mpage=1􅈪 CFL_Fan: Dave have u considered making maximum football 2?? This game is obviously going to be a hit, it'd be nice to see it again druez: I hope so. I really want head to head online play. lynchjm24: I seriously have lost all track of who is a troll and who isn't. |
Quote:
So what could be in those videos that kept the game from getting released? My bet is the Gold Master got tested by someone else in the company and he quickly discovered it was crap and delayed the release. Or you can see the guy on the grassy knoll. |
Quote:
That said, I think the joshing over here is fine, but I think it's unfortunate that few people are flaming and trolling over there just for kicks. There are certainly FOFC types who are making valuable contributions over there, but unfortunately there are some who are just playing to the peanut gallery and making FOFC look bad. As is usually the case, it's one or two bad eggs making everybody else look bad. If you read this thread then read the Matrix board, it looks like we're acting in concert against the guy. Someone who doesn't know what's going on could easily conclude we're just trying to wreck the guy's game with bad mojo. |
Quote:
|
Quote:
Jim, When the game is released, it will get a fair shot. If someone from here get it and says it's an above average game, people will give it a chance. While most of us have little, err, no hope for this game, we all like football strategy games. It's what brought a majority of us together in the first place. If it's a good game, I'll buy it. Now, the chances this thing is going to be good? I'd say that's about as likely as Alyssa Milano knocking on my door tonight and saying I'm her dream guy. |
Quote:
But yeah, most signs aren't looking good. |
Quote:
I agree with you guys as well. My only concern is that no one who's opinion I actually trust will buy the game. :D |
Quote:
Same here. I agree with all of Troy's points. |
Quote:
|
Yep. Compare MF to Madden - I'm sure it will be pretty close. |
Haha, just when you thought it doesn't get better. :)
|
Quote:
It's a miracle! |
Quote:
Well, it certainly has to be better than being hit by a semi at 70 MPH, I have to give him that. |
Quote:
Praise Jesus! |
Quote:
ROTLMAO... this has similarities to Rizon and his schanigans... :) lol! |
People are rising from the dead to buy this game, it had better not disappoint.
|
Quote:
|
Nostrildamus
Century I (representing the first 100 years of development) The sideways 8 the harbinger of Winter's labour Option in option out the Intellect notwithstanding Beer tents abounding with mead unattended The Frosty Queen with bitter tongue doth bite |
Quote:
in all honesty i've had my fun over there. i'm done. there's a part of me that is sympathetic to the husband/wife team (even if their customer service relations abilities are lacking) - i've always wanted to work with my wife and i wish we could find a project to turn into a side-business we could operate together. my wife would probably defend me the same way, believe it or not. i just don't feel bad cuz they keep giving these release dates without giving themselves a margin for error. they keep taking the best case scenario for a release date and saying that's when the game will come out. then when a last minute issue pops up and it derails them they get the pie in their face. apparently it's happened over the course of several years, this is probably a pattern they should have reversed some time ago. |
Quote:
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarniaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! |
Quote:
Yes it is, this guy's a riot. |
BaboonHeart is the same troll as Dean Houston --- which is of course Hell Atlantic. CFL 7 Fan is a troll just not sure which one he is.
Name all the Trolls over there. BaboonHeart Vulcan Dean Houston CFL 7 Fan Hornsmaniac What others? |
It just keeps getting better and better:
RE: Ping: Erik - 2/24/2006 3:12:26 AM No New Messages BaboonHeart Matrix Recruit Posts: 11 Joined: 2/23/2006 Status: online I am supposing that you mean more about Damon skidmark. He has some sort of problem going to bathroom all the time, I guess he has Lou Crones diesise of something. I sorta felt bad for him until he tripped the best looking girl in school because he thought it would be funny. Well, she is not the best looking in the whole school, but the best in band, and he was lucky her boyfriend didnt beat him up, because he plays tuba and is pretty big, but I never saw him fight anybody but he is good at the Star Wars RPG than almost anybody in school. I better not say too much, because my mom goes crazy ever since she saw some girl from 3 towns over get seduced by a pervert because she had a myspace account and he found her that way. I dont have time for myspace because it takes too long to do, and I have other stuff in my life than that. But still, she gets worriesd, and I think I am pretty fast because I ran from my brother and his friends and got away when I ate his last piece of pizza last year, and they didnt catch me, I made it all the way inside the house, so I am not worried about any freak trying to find me too much. Anyway, I forgot the question, but this game is going to be great I think. |
I almost created a Dave Dial account over there, but that would just be too cruel.
|
I feel sorry for Matrix Games (of whom I have purchased games from previously). They probably didn't realize what they signed up for.
|
Quote:
I honestly can't tell if CFL7Fan is a troll or not. If he's a troll he's the funniest. If he's serious he's the stupidest shit I've ever seen in my life. |
Wow. I can't believe all the UIC I missed today here and at the Matrix boards. Damm. My gut just burst from the 45 minutes I spent catching up on everything.
DeanHouston had me rolling on the floor I gotta say. Well played HA. |
Quote:
Ditto that. I've got a bunch of stuff from them, and have always liked them and the niche games they bring to market. Gets me wondering what kind of business arrangements they have with developers, and how much a poor-selling title would hurt their business model. I'd hate to see them take a big hit if this game tanks. |
Quote:
Until Dean Houston arrived, I thought CFL7Fan was HA. |
i just read some threads over there.
how fucking lame. Do guys really get a hard on trolling like that? |
There once was a sim from Wintervalley
Missed deadlines were too numerous to tally The gold master is missing Media Relations dismissing All the naysayers to Davy Jones's Galley |
Quote:
Two odes in one day! This game is truely inspirational. |
Quote:
Excellent point, can Maximum Football be customized into an adult fantasy game? Some people enjoy naked fantastical creatures(playing football). |
Quote:
|
So I'm wondering, should I break out my P2-400, 128 mb, 4 gb, vanta TNT video box for this game? It was my mom's computer from around 1998 (or when this game was started), and its been sitting by the front door for the better part of 2 months waiting to be thrown away. Something died on it, but I really don't want to fuck up a real computer by trying this game.
So should I just spend the weekend trying to find whats wrong with the old computer, be the lone FOFC sole to buy the game next decade when it comes out, and let you guys know about it? I just looked at the specs and it seems i qualify!!!! |
Quote:
|
Quote:
I haven't been over there, but to waste one's time and get your rocks off by creating fake account after fake account to troll someone else's board is kind of lame. |
A nude patch, that would be so awesome.
Throw in some extra random Nude chearleader shots after TDs and you may be able to move a copy or two. |
Quote:
|
You guys DO realize you've totally scuttled any minute chance you may have had of ever getting advance notice of a Solecismic release.
|
Quote:
You can't compare this situation with a standard delay in the release of a game. Several people here and on the MF board have tried to do that. You just CAN'T compare them. If this weeks issues were the first sign of delay in the release, I would be all over saying people are being insane, jerks, overreacting, etc... but this is on top of several YEAR long delays... |
Quote:
|
Quote:
Let's see.... think I just did! How you like me now, bizotch? |
Quote:
[quote] Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
|
Quote:
I don't owe Jim nothin' except $29.95 for TCY2. |
A flexible game that we'd like
Would cause all our attention to spike Now it's stuck in a rut All we hear is the "hut" But will Maximum ever say "hike"? |
Quote:
Well, agreed. But I would be agreeing with folks like Bucc who find it silly that people are going this crazy because I'd say the guy made a mistake in being premature on setting dates this week. But. This week is not isolated. |
Quote:
There once was a programmer named Dave. Lots of attention to his game he gave. Five years he did work. But then acted like a jerk. Yet some about game still did rave. His wife tried to make him look better She posted a convoluted letter She wanted to defend But in the bitter end She wasn't just all wet, but even wetter |
You can make the game do what you please
Have the players put spikes on their knees 100 men to a team Make the ball burn with steam In the end it was all just a tease |
|
Some would say that this game is a wreck
After wifey's poor five year long trek I'm afraid I'll look silly Playing some team from Philly With a logo they stole from G Tech |
Quote:
I think we have a winner. |
And that is possibly the best t-shirt ever.
|
Maxi Football deserves a big cheer
After years on the mend, it is here Folks at Matrix relax Erik won't get the axe Wait! Just one thing to add and ... oh, dear... |
Winter, cold and harsh
Games melt like late falling snow Wife must sleep alone |
Quote:
|
This game ought to be great from the start
Flexibility sets it apart The AI will amaze And the bar we will raise Once they finish up all the box art edit : this one was very hard to steer away from becoming vulgar |
This would be much more fun if there was a fan boy here so that we could have a "lymmeric battle" of sorts...
|
Once again, QS effortlessly raises the bar.
|
wow, QS is a limmerick master.
|
Quote:
Here, I'll help the fan boys... You sir think you're so smart I bet its like roses when you fart When in truth you can't code "Hello World" So you best lay of my girl Because you sir are a tart |
Quote:
indeed, great stuff! :) FM |
Allow me to be the first to point out correctly that this thread is now second only to the reference thread in views.
|
|
All promises of release have thus failed
On and on FOFC has doth railed As final dates delayed And Benny Hill played Like decorum, our hopes, they have sailed. |
For the fan boyz:
David Winter's a god among men. And the CFL will rise again! When MF is released It'll sell a million at least! Too bad we'll be dead by then. |
Maximum Football keeps saying its coming out;
But delays are making fans pout; They say it went gold; but once again the release date folds; ... um .... ...ok I got nothin. |
Maxi-pad football is gaming crack
It even supports my Pumpy face pack It answers my prayers To teleport players I can't wait to lead my all-midget attack |
this thread is nirvana for some
with rants and sharp barbs, more to come it remains quite a sight that even when right mob justice still looks kind of dumb |
Quote:
They come in and throw a wrench in the works If it weren't for them We'd be happy again And SkyDog's makes our precious hurts |
Quote:
Best single line yet. |
Quote:
I want a Pumpy face pack, too. |
Quote:
|
ok, we need a limmerick-off between QS and John Galt.
|
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 01:30 AM. |
Powered by vBulletin Version 3.6.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.