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Sounds like fun. No doubt the cousin has lived everywhere from Zanzibar to Berkeley Square. But, in the end, bipolar disorder, alcoholism and despair.
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Dude, totally a supervillain in the making! SI |
All cleared to continue your serial updates on finding love?
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Well love has been found :p |
Just want to point out that this thread only took 1 year for this to play out… well done fofc
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Yeah that's impressive |
Update?
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I suspect too busy nowadays.
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Nothing major has really happened but a few minor updates:
The relationship is going really well at this point. We confronted the Trumper about his false alias. For some reason he signed up with both account to go to the same event, yet only one of him showed. When presented with this info he went still until you could almost see the message "Abort, Retry, or Fail" appear on his face. Also, if any of you are struggling to lose weight, you should try having a Transient Ischemic Attack. That has motivated me to lose 10 lbs in less than a month. |
I suspect that 0 out of 5 doctors recommend Transient Ischemic Attack for weight loss
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Our baby bird has flown out of the nest. Then had a Transient Ischemic Attack almost immediately, but back to flying again. Happy for you! |
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OK, that got the first real LOL of the day from me. :D |
There's kind of a effort in my meetup group to try to rehabilitate the Trumper into a decent human being. I'm actually kind of inspired by it.
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If you succeed, you should write a "How To" book. It would sell huge.
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What is his top issue? Stolen election? |
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Those doctors and their Ivory Tower recommendations can suck it. They probably charge $1000s of dollars just for their opinions. I'm down 20 pounds now. |
I thought this bump was to say she is pregnant...
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Bump for a bump?
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Illness aside, congrats on losing 20lbs. Losing 10-15lbs (and keeping it off) is my ideal state. |
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Not unless the condom was defective... |
So how's the Trumper? Any progress there?
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Nah, we haven't scheduled walks due to weather an scheduling conflicts. So basically we haven't gathered.
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And you're probably too busy/distracted now to just go on walks :) |
The Trumper used to refer to himself as Captain Blank*. But apparently he demoted himself and this is the reason.
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*Not actual name So now it is Mr. Blank |
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We enjoy our walks, but the weather just makes it uncomfortable to schedule a walk at this time. |
So there's a 100% chance he participated in one of those Trump flotilla things right?
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I have no idea what you are talking about but I wouldn;t be surprised. |
Crab Island Trump Flotilla seeks to be World’s Largest Boat Parade
There was also one in Texas where several boats sank. Not a metaphor in any way. |
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If you really wanted to be annoying, you could give him a different title every time you talk to him. "Any checkmates today, Grandmaster Blank", "What's the scoop in the village, Papa Smurf Blank", "started any World Wars, Archduke Blank?" SI |
Reminds me of "The Maestro" in Seinfeld
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The relationship has gone by swimmingly. However I have yet to tell her that I root for the Detroit Lions. How do I make her understand that I like to stare into the never-ending-Abyss once in a while and give into despair? |
Is she into sports at all?
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No, Fortunately she does not know what is it like to root for the Lions or any Detroit/Cleveland teams recently. |
There’s gotta be a non sport equivalent you could use to explain it
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I always imagined being a Detroit sports fan is like have a revolver aimed at your head with one or more chambers loaded. How do I explain that to a girlfriend? |
Have it be lipstick and one of them has herpes on it?
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Definitely don't bring up that analogy, she may be freaked out about self harm. How about a Dominatrix? You love her but she doesn't care what you think, she teases you, hurts you all the time, and only gives you a win once in a while? |
OMFG... it's not that hard. clearly she already loves an underdog. just tell her you can't help but root for a try hard hidden gem underdog team.
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Hahaha. You just got pwned by a bot. |
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The true future of FOFC right there. lolz |
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Forget co-workers go social media. Its the wild west.
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So far it has been going fine, but lately I feel the relationship has grown distant. How do I reignite the passion? How do I know when to let it go?
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Distant is not the same as mundane… make sure you recognize the difference. Mundane is another phase of a relationship. If you can make it through mundane then you’ve got something.
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Yeah, I feel like I've been connecting with her like a 28k modem. She seems disinterested and I don't know how to make her feel otherwise.
I'm thinking that friend-zoning her is the best option for the both of us. |
3 months in is about 90 days, which is consistently when things drop past the initial heady phase in multiple arenas (which is why 90 days is often when benefits kick in for jobs).
However, I don’t think that’s the case here. Given it’s February 4th and y’all hooked up in October, this smells like a cuffing season relationship. Expect to get dumped shortly after Valentine’s Day, once cuffing season is over |
Long time ago but I had a steady girlfriend for a few weeks but wasn't feeling it. I eventually called an end to it and it was the best decision ever. I met my future wife not long after that so it was fateful.
Stick it out if you think there is something there. If you don't then use this as a learning experience or a stepping stone to something better. |
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