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JediKooter 11-15-2011 04:52 PM

Kids...don't do drugs:

Local man eats bobcat. No, not that one.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45309957...o_bay_area_ca/

AlexB 11-15-2011 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter (Post 2567426)
Kids...don't do drugs:

Local man eats bobcat. No, not that one.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45309957...o_bay_area_ca/


So being pregnant is like being on drugs? Interesting...

Mother-to-be Alison Brierley develops bizarre pregnancy cravings for ROADKILL | Mail Online

cartman 11-15-2011 06:41 PM

Wha?

Meet The Minor Leaguer And Scam Artist Who Sold A Pittsburgh Pirate To Australia

JediKooter 11-15-2011 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jari Rantanen's Shorts (Post 2567429)


Yikes!

sterlingice 11-15-2011 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman (Post 2567478)


That story is awesome :D

SI

JPhillips 11-16-2011 07:58 AM

Not really news, but certainly strange.


Ksyrup 11-16-2011 08:06 AM

Holy shit!

Julio Riddols 11-16-2011 10:49 AM

When I saw it, I shat bricks.

Rizon 11-16-2011 10:57 AM

French in Uproar Over Oral-Sex Antismoking Posters

Ksyrup 11-16-2011 11:03 AM

Whatever happened to the "smoking is like kissing a dirty ashtray" analogies?

Ronnie Dobbs2 11-16-2011 11:10 AM

Teens dressed as superheroes lured predators

Ksyrup 11-16-2011 11:46 AM

That's definitely dangerous, but even more stupid is claiming to be with the cops. Especially if you're dressed in a freakin' Batman outfit!

Galaxy 11-16-2011 03:02 PM

Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report | The Smoking Gun

JediKooter 11-16-2011 04:41 PM

Too soon?

I personally think enough time has passed, but hey, some people look for any reason to be offended:

Canadian team draws heat for ‘Jack the Ripper’ nickname - Big League Stew - MLB*Blog - Yahoo! Sports

tucker rocky 11-17-2011 05:57 PM

Pilot gets stuck in bathroom during flight

http://travel.usatoday.com/flights/p...scare/567754/1

ColtCrazy 11-17-2011 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter (Post 2568078)
Too soon?

I personally think enough time has passed, but hey, some people look for any reason to be offended:

Canadian team draws heat for ‘Jack the Ripper’ nickname - Big League Stew - MLB*Blog - Yahoo! Sports


I would definitely buy that shirt if they keep the name. Love it.

Rizon 11-18-2011 06:46 PM

Shaq: My death threat to Kobe was just 'Ebonics' - CBSSports.com

Rizon 11-21-2011 12:10 PM

Burglar high on bath salts breaks into home, puts up Christmas decorations* - New York Daily News

JediKooter 11-22-2011 03:56 PM

Samoan rugby manager fined 100 pigs for World Cup antics - Fourth-Place Medal - Olympics*Blog - Yahoo! Sports

Galaxy 11-26-2011 10:33 PM

Pakistani woman suspected of killing, cooking husband - CNN.com

JediKooter 12-01-2011 01:11 PM

Can't even trust your own dog...

Man is accidentally shot by his own dog | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News

Rizon 12-01-2011 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter (Post 2574790)


HAHAHAHA and the pic attached is priceless

Rizon 12-01-2011 01:23 PM

Horses could soon be slaughtered for meat in U.S. | Detroit Free Press

With:
iRick Parody Song On-Demand: Eating Mr. Ed

JediKooter 12-01-2011 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon (Post 2574797)
HAHAHAHA and the pic attached is priceless


Yes, I loved the pic they used. Good choice on their part.

sterlingice 12-02-2011 09:42 AM

Nice on the dog picture :)

SI

Ksyrup 12-02-2011 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter (Post 2574790)


From a link at the bottom of that article, I quite enjoyed this one:

Miami prison “overrun” by strippers pretending to be legal assistants | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News

JediKooter 12-02-2011 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup (Post 2575312)


Why can't strippers posing as legal secretaries do that at I my house? They'd get in less trouble if they did.

Ksyrup 12-02-2011 11:36 AM

I'm pretty sure under the law that exists in my house, that's illegal.

The problem is, I would pay for their sins.

JediKooter 12-02-2011 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup (Post 2575381)
I'm pretty sure under the law that exists in my house, that's illegal.

The problem is, I would pay for their sins.


Ahhhhh. I'm sure paying for it is pretty much illegal everywhere except for certain parts of Nevada. ;)

QuikSand 12-06-2011 03:02 PM

Does today's news from the Orlando Magic count yet? My spider sense says that it will, soon.

Magic CEO Bob Vander Weide to retire, Alex Martins promoted - Central Florida News 13

Rizon 12-06-2011 05:07 PM

What the shit? Ultimate blonde moment?

Model walks into plane propeller/

Pumpy Tudors 12-06-2011 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon (Post 2578104)
What the shit? Ultimate blonde moment?

Model walks into plane propeller/

how in tebows green fuck does something like this happen

JediKooter 12-06-2011 05:17 PM

Happens more than you'd think it should.

Glengoyne 12-06-2011 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon (Post 2578104)
What the shit? Ultimate blonde moment?

Model walks into plane propeller/



I've heard of a number of accounts of this happening. People take their safety for granted. It happens to pilots as well. They get calloused toward the danger, and you don't get a do over on this mistake.

Rizon 12-06-2011 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter (Post 2578109)
Happens more than you'd think it should.


Damn, it happens twice a year???? :D

JediKooter 12-06-2011 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rizon (Post 2578137)
Damn, it happens twice a year???? :D


Haha! Yes, I would be surprised if it doesn't.

When I was in the air force, we'd get quarterly safety newsletters and I swear, there was always at least one person that walked into the props of a C-130.

Rizon 12-07-2011 10:33 AM

Egg Nog Thief At Large

Autumn 12-07-2011 01:08 PM

Great, thanks, now I won't be able to sleep tonight!

Rizon 12-07-2011 01:43 PM

wut

Drunk teenager killed by flesh-eating piranhas in Bolivia after he jumps in river as police suspect suicide

Breeze 12-07-2011 02:10 PM


I can think of better ways to go...

My grandfather saw a guy get eaten by piranhas. He was working on a boat running supplies up and down a river and a mooring line snapped and hit a crew member in the face. It knocked him in the water and he was gone in a matter of minutes. Don't know if he's right, but my grandfather felt he was dead before he hit the water because the line was such a thick rope and the impact was so great he felt his neck was broken (of course I guess it could have been a coping mechanism too)...

cartman 12-12-2011 06:47 PM

Man gets 6 years in bondage sex, burned body case - Sacramento News - Local and Breaking Sacramento News | Sacramento Bee

FTA
Quote:

A truck driver claims his prostitute fiancée suffocated as they celebrated their engagement with a meth and bondage sex party. Then he drove from California to Mississippi with the corpse in the cab of his 18-wheeler and set fire to the truck - with himself and the body inside.

Mark Andrew Rice pleaded guilty to arson and desecrating a corpse and was sentenced Monday to six years in prison for burning the truck and the body of Natasha Carpenter. Two years of the sentence were suspended for time served.

Rice, 49, was a long-haul truck driver when he met Carpenter at a truck stop in Texas. He fell in love after several encounters along his rout and bought her an engagement ring, popping the question Sept. 15, 2009. As part of their celebration in Barstow, Calif., Carpenter agreed to let him bind her arms and legs and put a gag in her mouth as he acted out a fantasy, Rice told police.

When he found her dead, Rice panicked and bought "all the meth his dealer had" and drove to Kiln, Miss., the body in the truck's cab under a tarp, he told police.


Suicane75 12-12-2011 09:28 PM

I've never tried meth, but if I ever kill a girl during sex I imagine that's probably the right course of action. Don't need them finding the Snow White dress or all the pictures of Sovereignstar laying around.

cartman 12-13-2011 07:46 AM

Over 12 hours later, and no one asked if he went to Jared's? I am disappoint.

JediKooter 12-13-2011 04:31 PM

I don't know where else to put this other than here.

Let's see if anyone can spot the first issue with this video. I'll give you a hint, it's near the beginning.

Video: UFO filmed hovering over Russian protesters | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News

DanGarion 12-13-2011 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter (Post 2582162)
I don't know where else to put this other than here.

Let's see if anyone can spot the first issue with this video. I'll give you a hint, it's near the beginning.

Video: UFO filmed hovering over Russian protesters | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News


It looks like the flying camera thing I saw a picture of yesterday.


JediKooter 12-13-2011 05:05 PM

Ah yes! Those helicopters are awesome. I wouldn't mind having one of those.

Rizon 12-13-2011 05:10 PM

Those helicopters are not hot. They look fake.

JediKooter 12-13-2011 05:15 PM

Of course it's fake. Look at how that thing in the middle bulges out.

Rizon 12-13-2011 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter (Post 2582186)
Of course it's fake. Look at how that thing in the middle bulges out.


Yeah, way too rounded on the sides.

JediKooter 12-13-2011 05:20 PM

Bingo!


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