I would move Back to the Future 3 ahead of 2.

I'd take a good bitchfest over a trilogy meter any day of the week over politics.

or cats... :)

This is why hockey south of Washington DC is shite

I think my 3 year old daughter has pants like that.

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Front Office Football Central

Emma predictably turned out very, very pretty, and I know she's "of age" now, but I still feel a little dirty checking out hot pix of her...

...not that I'm blaming you.

Yay!

Nay!

Quick, somebody distract Ron Washington.

Yeah, I feel like I may catch something just looking at #2.

And here I am thinking the exact opposite.

DanGarion: 1

Mr. Bug: 0

Yeah I don't know. #1 is the safe pick. #2, maybe it's a bad picture, but she looks a little off.

Note, these are internet standards. I'd nail both of them. Preferably simultaneously.

This gets the Bucc Gold Star Approval Rating.

Indeed, that Emma Watson pic is full of win.

For starters it looks like she's got a leg coming out of her nether regions...that's freaky to say the least.

I find nothing wrong with either of the O girls, but the Watson photo is a definite plus.

KHAAAAAAN!!!!!!! What the fuck is that trilogy meter doing marking Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan so low; if any show needs to be maxed, it is this one.

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It's the least I could do after the fat chick episode.

I'm in love...

Oregon...

If I'm going to all the trouble to bang the Oregon cheerleaders, I would expect any reasonable person to at least avoid the one with cellulite at 21.

Those pics do give new meaning to the phrase:

Nah, just kidding, I loved the trilogy meter. And damn straight, I would max out LOTR too.

Love the Oregon cheerleaders too. Glad to see I am not the only one that noticed the vast difference between the Oregon and Auburn cheering squad.

In response to all four cheerleaders...

If only I had one million dollars, I could figure out whether chick #1 or chick #2 is better.

Well played, sir.

This chick looks like she's wearing a tank top:

I would do her.

I would make her enjoy her experience with me.

Her nipples tell me she might be into some hardcore stuff.

But I would be gentle for her first orgasm but I am going hard on the next one.

Damn man I like her. I want to do her. She seems like she is a freak.

I was just making a joke about the 'tank' top. But yeah, I noticed the nips.

I'm with you on this one Noop.

Weird I didn't even notice the tank....

+1000

Original ad:
ATTENTION: anyone who owns an auto repair shop
i need a fake invoice printed up for a bunch of car work so i can explain to my wife where our $1200 went. if you can print out an invoice with a bunch of repair stuff that would cost around that, please contact me ASAP.
From Me to *********@********.org:

Hey, are you still looking to get a fake invoice? I run a repair shop off of 95 in Essington and could easily print something out for you.

Mike

From Dave ******** to Me:

yea dude that would be great. it needs to be for like $1200 but your a mechanic im sure you can think of something that costs that much. essington is kinda out of my way so i just need a good reason for my wife that explains why i was down there, ya hear?

From Me to Dave ********:

Alright, I can print one out in a few minutes and scan it for you. As for your wife, just tell her you were on your way to Chester to buy drugs and your car broke down, so you just had it towed to the nearest shop. Be sure to mention how great our service was.

Mike

From Dave ******** to Me:

yeah great idea genius that would go over real well. im better off coming clean about my bad luck in atlantic city, but that aint happenin neither

From Me to Dave ********:

I don't see why it wouldn't go over well. Lots of people go out of their way to Chester for drugs. I get my coke from Chester all of the time. It is cheap, and good, too.

Anyway, I've attached the invoice I wrote up for you. I forgot to ask the Make/Model/Year of your car, so I just took a guess. If I am wrong, let me know and I can change it.

Mike

Attachment:


From Dave ******** to Me:

if you guessed 98 corolla then id be impressed otherwise could you put that in, and date it for today? thanks a lot for your help dude

From Dave ******** to Me:

wait a minute what the fuck is this shit

From Dave ******** to Me:

$200 to unjam a tape deck are you for real man? that isnt even a real problem
what the fuck is a "transgasket differential" are you serious dude, this shit isnt going to fly. 50 bucks to set the dashboard clock wtf man

like seriously man are you fucking retarded? wtf is this bullshit

From Me to Dave ********:

Yes, I typically charge around $200 to unjam a tape deck. Have you ever tried to do it? It is a pain in the ass. Some people panic and try to rewind their tapes and that just makes it even worse.

I charge $50 to set the dashboard clock, but it is well worth every penny. It is the most accurate time reading you will ever have. I sync it down to the millisecond with the official NIST time, and I have it verified by a certified time expert.

You've got me there on the transgasket differential. I just make that up and charge $400 for it and people usually pay it without much argument. Especially women, which brings me to my next point.

Women tend to know nothing about cars, so your wife will probably just look at the document and get confused by all that fancy car lingo. All women need to see is the money amount, which I have made very clear at the bottom of the invoice.

Mike

From Dave ******** to Me:

cmon man quit dicking me around and put some real shit on there. i dont know what kind of bullshit shop you are running over there, but neither me or my wife would believe this thing

and fix the car info. out of all the guesses you could have made you guessed that i drive a fucking delorean? for real dude?

From Me to Dave ********:

Sorry, you just struck me as the kind of guy who would have a DeLorean.

If you really think your wife isn't going to fall for that, I'll give you a more realistic looking document. Here is a realistic bank statement you can use to show your wife where your money went.

Mike

Attachment:


From Dave ******** to Me:

wow thats great buddy thanks for nothing you fucking retard
hey why dont you go fuck yourself in the ass with your transgasket differential. what a douchebag

haha

You'd rather have the one that looks like she has a muffin top coming on?

FWIW, she looks familiar to me, as in model familiar. Name escapes me atm (and not in the position to do research).

UIC is golden. I have yet to meet a chick who is into atm but this chick just might be ;)

Tin Eye doesn't recognize the picture.

If you wouldn't bang all the Oregon chicks, quit posting in this thread.

lulz

FFS, this is an image thread, not a funny joke thread.

Fuck me, I can't remember what this is from - help?

Office Space

Arghh - can't believe I couldn't place it! Sucks getting older...

too soon?

No such thing as too soon for The Beck.

Yes I am a Bears fan, but that is still kinda funny...

Does anyone else think he looks uncannily like Admiral Ackbar?

Haha! Should send that to Philip Rivers.

FWIW, Alex Smith was the highest rated QB in the league in the red zone. Go figure...

To keep up with my own tradition of classic beauties...

FWIW, that is the top of my page and has left me very disenchanted (tradition, man, tradition).

Is it just me, or have they been deleted. Seems the last 10 "1st post babes" posts have been deleted.

I think there was an account that was obliterated, and that messed up the post order.

yup. I see Salma and Scarlett are now last post of their pages instead of first post of the next one, but they weren't removed.

odd

The owners of the current "top of page" posts need to be notified post haste so the injustices can be rectified.

To each their own

Haha.. definitely NOT a chick!

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What movie is this!!

Had no idea, went to IMDB and searched for Mila Kunis, and it was real easy to figure out from there.

After Sex (2007) - IMDb

Thanks, thought that looked like Zoe Saldana.

This movie also has Emmanuelle Chriqui... guess I know what I'm watching next.

Yeah, that's one hell of a combination in that scene. I think it probably jumped to the top of several FOFCers movie queues.

Go go gadget Instant Queue!!!

Genius...

Thats going to smell rancid as hell after a day or two.

Came across an article today about a bat rescue program that had the CUTEST picture of bats in blankets. Short Sharp Science: Bat camp: orphaned critters nursed back to health

I love bats.



/tk

And they love you tk... ;)

:lol:

Thankfully I wasn't drinking anything. :lol:

+1

I have gotten in a solid 15 minutes of uncontrollable, maniacal laughter directly relating to this picture since it was originally posted.

If the caption of the Baksetbal pic were written in any other way, it would not be worth much more than a chuckle.. As is, I cackled long enough to feel as though I didn't need to do crunches for a while.

Not getting nearly enough love :D

SI

:lol:
That was hella awesome.

/tk

Page 203 has reaffirmed my faith in this thread.

Thank you.

Nice!