Well, at least someone had the balls to do it.

Dola, here is the back story to the link above. The guy is simply unreal.

Dastardly Deeds in Darts - Page 1 - News - Los Angeles - LA Weekly

That guy who was quoted is dead on the money. He is a cocksucker.

That's the kind of person that when you see a bus getting ready to run them over, at first you want to say something, but, then you just let nature take its course.

Exactly, in fact, if you were to push him out of the way...he'd probably sue you for pain and suffering for the scrapes he received...

I would be shocked if he didn't sue. The Humbling Fairy needs to pay that man a visit.

But Dino M. Zaffina, a squat, well-groomed darts enthusiast with a blind left eye, who possesses a law degree and an Italian sense of respect, has a talent for pissing people off.

I hope the article writer originally wrote this sentence without including the dude's middle initial. I wonder if the editor (or the paper's attorney) required it be used. My God I would have paid to see the dude's reaction when he read the paper and saw that his middle initial was left out. Ha!

Wow, what a dick. I think someone needs to be subscribed to as much embarrassing mail as possible under the name Dino (no A.) Zaffina. Ex lax and Immodium samples- yup! Erection medication? Great! Gay porn? You bet! Feminine hygiene products sent to "Dina Zaffino"? Excellent! Creepy fetish porn? Oh yeah. Season tickets to the Clippers? Of course.

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I think the Clippers have had enough problems over the years.

His address is in that court filing... :devil:

Border patrol applicant admits to molestation, bestiality in job interview

WLS 890AM

Damn you! You beat me to it!

Obviously a government cover-up. The only question remaining is, why are they breeding goatmen?

Sorry about that. :D


I think because it's easier for them to ride on the backs of velociraptors.

5½ years for Ore. woman who got $2.1M bogus refund - Yahoo! News

So you scam the government out of $2 million, and the first thing you buy is a 1999 Dodge Caravan!?

Bella didn't choose Team Edward after all ...

Kristen Stewart's Apology to Robert Pattinson for Cheating - Couples, Scandals & Feuds, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Rupert Sanders : People.com

Seems like a sign to me.

I think the sign crashed with the plane.

As a follow up to that...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Qrt1k8qHo

Definitely a red flag then.

I think it ended up black.

Oddly enough this is where I got the break-up info (from Tosh.o Facebook page). Man that girl be TRIPPIN.

that video is the funniest thing i have seen in some time.

At the risk of sounding like a sane human being, that chick needs to get a fucking life. Yeesh.

That's what she said.

This man is a serial killer in the making. Put him in a cell with Sandusky for a while and tell the old bastard that this guy is only a teenager. After that, kill them both.

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Sounds like she stood her ground.

someone should do a tally in this thread and see how many of these are from Florida.

They never said what kind of beer it was. If it was PBR, the dude deserved to be shot.


j/k!!!

Because we don't have a thread about idiots:

Romney Photo Spurs Domestic Abuse Incident | The Smoking Gun

Wow! I half expected an Onion like article. This was definitely not that.

This made me laugh

Report: Kobe Bryant’s wife got mad at him for shirtless picture at Team USA party (PHOTO) | Fourth-Place Medal - Yahoo! Sports

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You'd think she'd object to him going to the giant sex party for athletes that the Olympics is in the first place.

No Job? Blame Your Pants - Yahoo! News

What kind of studies did they do that led them to believe that the data shows that sagging pants will help the jobless rate in that county?

As idiotic as it looks to wear your pants halfway down your ass, I don't see how this doesn't violate the constitution in some way.

I actually went to a job fair last week, and one of the guys there was wearing a suit and the crotch of the pants was down at his knees. Couldn't tell if he had his pants half way down his butt, because he had a jacket on, but he almost had to. Either that or he had some major adjustments made to the waste and length...

That's just crazy. However, according to the county of Hinds, if there was a law in place, he would get a job. :)

she's getting new jewelry

"I apologize for what resulted following an evening of celebrating the Super Bowl," Travis told CNN in a statement after the February arrest. "I'm committed to being responsible and accountable, and apologize for my actions."


Fast-forward 6 months...


"I apologize for what resulted following an evening of celebrating Aly Raisman's gold medal in the gymnastics floor routine," Travis told CNN in a statement after yesterday's arrest. "I'm committed to being responsible and accountable, and apologize for my actions."

Great story :)

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Not sure this is strange...but not sure where else to put it.
Maybe we need a "The thread for stories supporting the need for parenting licenses"

Police: 14-year-old steals car, crashes on Parkway after... | www.wpxi.com

Video in link too

Apparently she's never watched Bait Car. Or maybe she's been ON Bait Car and is still pissed she got arrested.

One of my key takeaways reading "The Blind Side" was how prevalent that attitude seems to be.

So wait, if she leaves her door unlocked, then I'm free to take whatever is in her house?

I hope the kid dies and I hope she drives off a fucking cliff on the way to the funeral. Then I hope the cop who chased him gets a blowjob from Kate Upton while eating prime rib served by a naked Natalie Portman.

:D

Based on this quote, "Maybe he wanted to go further than he felt like walking," I'd say, yes you can, but only if you want something in her house. At that point, the officers would be wrong to get involved.

I'm not sure what this means but I feel its significant.

US population hits pi - The Source - Latest news and updates from Boston.com

Sweet! I can honestly say now, that there is more than likely the chance of something in her house that I want. Just staking my claim. It may not be today or tomorrow, but, somewhere in the future.

The fun part would be to figure out precisely which child and when during the pregnancy did this actually occur. I love the "it's pi times 100 million" bit - no it's not, pi is an irrational number, pi times 100 million still has an infinite number of digits after the decimal point.

There are some damn dense people in my state.

Lawsuit claims black sacker, ban from Big Sandy grocery store violated customer’s rights - Longview News-Journal: Local News

Why do random shooters always take out the nice people?

That's one classy family...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz23WlmqIt1

If those bags didn't break while they were being carried, I'm kicking Glad to the curb.

I wonder how those guys ever got caught in the first place!

I don't think they got the memo...it's LAUNDRY bags not trash bags.

They have low self-esteem.

Well, they are criminals.

Thief arrested for shoplifting after hiding 42in TV under her skirt | Mail Online

FTFA:

Holy shit! Real-life underwear gnomes!!

Yup. And since they're in prison, not very good ones either.

Exactly. They did not collect their $200 or passed Go.

BBC News - Norwegian driver hits bear after trying to avoid moose

Sounds premeditated.

Think of the poor bear here. Spots a moose, sneaks up on him thinking he's going to eat like a king for a month on this meal, and just before he makes the kill he gets hit by a car/truck/van/whatever the guy was driving.

This makes me chuckle and then feel a little bad

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Sounds like the bear had a...

(wait for it)

...a Boo Boo!

on the other hand the moose...

bearly made it

It fucking sucks to be a non-human animal.

If they were just able to...read.

Dallas Cowboys in hot water after burned fan files lawsuit against team - ESPN Dallas

A Dallas Cowboys fan is burning mad at her team.
Jennelle Carrillo, of Cleburne, Texas, has sued the Cowboys and owner/general manager Jerry Jones after she suffered severe burns to her backside while allegedly sitting on a bench outside Cowboys Stadium before a team scrimmage in August 2010.

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Temperatures on the day of the annual Blue & Silver scrimmage were more than 100 degrees, and the bench that Carrillo sat on was black.
"The bench was uncovered and openly exposed to the extremely hot August sun," the suit, which was filed in Tarrant County civil court, states. "The combination of the nature of the black, marble bench and hot sunlight caused the bench to become extremely hot and unreasonably dangerous."
Carrillo's lawyer, Michael Wash, told KDFW-TV that his client initially knew she had been burned but didn't realize the extent of the injuries until receiving medical attention. She did not stay for the game, according to Wash.
"She sat down on this black bench, outside an entrance and unfortunately she suffered third-degree burns as a result of it and had subsequent skin grafts," he told KDFW.
The suit alleges that Cowboys Stadium posted no warning signs alerting fans that the benches could be hot.
Wash told KDFW that Carrillo has suffered "mental anguish, physical pain and disfigurement as a result of her wounds."
According to the TV station, Carrillo is suing to get a jury trial and payment of court fees, interest and a damage amount determined by the jury.
The Cowboys declined comment to KDFW due to the ongoing litigation, per team policy.

Really?? Wait? A bench? In Texas? In the summer? Might be hot?

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Did she sit on it bare-assed? I'm trying to figure out how she got 3rd degree burns that quickly through clothing.

Warning: Hot surface is hot.

She needs to go spill some coffee in her lap.

And then sue McDonald's and win?

My favorite part


Who put this bench OUTSIDE!!??!! And then allowed the sun to come up!?

And what was her thinking? I'm sure it took a little while to reach the point of 3rd degree burns. "I'll just sit here a little while longer...it's hot...really hot...but maybe if I sit long enough, I'll just get used to it."

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Dallas Cowboys fan suffers 3rd degree burns from sitting on bench too long. Jimmy Clausen now deeply concerned for his own safety.

Eggsactly!

Mmmm... Someone is cooking chicharones close to here!

So I guess the moral of the story is Dallas Cowboy fans have the hottest asses in the NFL.

Not so much weird news but sweet interesting stuff -- but I didn't want to start a new thread.

Denise Barton of California Files $1.7 Billion Claim Alleging 'Smart' Meters Making Her Sick

I thought at first that the chick is just trying to make a buck, but, after reading this, I now believe that she's not working at full capacity: Barton, who experienced neurological damage following a car accident as a young child, added, "It's also the value of taking away my choice of the best way to protect my health without my consent."

Why go small- why not start at $1.7B?

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